Ensign Jaran Jira - Finally The Real Questions

[Jira Jaran]

((Auditorium - Operations Center, Deck 5, USS Artemis-A ))

Jira was looking down at their PADD when they heard a thwack. Had Bergman... thrown something? He must have gotten touchy over losing control of the flow of conversation. The memory of a particularly volatile Prylar in possession of a deadly stylus-throwing aim in their early education floated through their mind.

Bergmen: So, now that I have your attention, yes, I agree that prejudice isn't something we should indulge in. But let's get back to the lesson's topic. (beat) Ferenginar and what we can expect…

Click. Another slide.

Bergmen: So, there are ten basics you should know when visiting Ferenginar. ::points to slide:: Be prepared for constant rain and humidity. Pack waterproof clothing and shoes to stay comfortable. (beat) Ferengi culture values profit above all. Understanding their customs and practices can help you navigate interactions successfully. (beat) Bargaining is not just accepted; it's expected! Always negotiate prices in markets and shops for the best deals. (beat) The local currency is the Ferengi D'Ar. It's essential to familiarize yourself with the exchange rate to avoid any confusion when making purchases. ::turns to audience:: Questions so far?

Tho'Bi: ::holding up a small white object:: What is this?

Imril/Cole: Response

The Andorian nodded. Jira also jotted down a note. It's never too late to learn something new.

Tho'Bi: Thank you. ::looks down at object:: Chalk.  

Imril/Cole: Response

Bergmen: Ok, remember these questions, they will be answered after the remaining five advisory notes on this slide. ::pause and look at the slide:: While public transport is available, consider hiring a local guide to help you navigate the city more efficiently, especially if you're unfamiliar with the area. (beat) Familiarize yourself with local laws and regulations, especially those related to business practices and trade. (beat) Building connections can significantly enhance your experience. Attend local events or gatherings to meet Ferengi entrepreneurs and merchants. (beat) Don’t miss the capital city, known for its striking architecture and vibrant markets. Make a list of must-see places to make the most of your visit. (beat) And importantly, last point: while Ferenginar is relatively safe, keep an eye on your belongings, especially in crowded areas.

Bergmen: And this summarizes the mandatory lesson, and we can come back to your questions or comments for discussion if you still have any.

Tho'Bi: ::raising his hand:: Do you want your chalk back? :: holds up chalk::

Bergman/Imril/Cole: Response

Tho'Bi tossed the chalk back to Bergman.

Tho'Bi: I keep my D'Ar in my top pocket ::taps chest:: Ferengi can't reach.

Jira chuckled a little at this. They weren't immune to the humour of the occasional short joke.

Bergman/Imril/Cole: Response

Tho'Bi: There is a holosuite that models the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 REFIT right down to the wiring. It's really good noodles. …I've been three times.  

Bergman/Imril/Cole: Response

Jaran: What can you tell me about Ferengi religion? Is it accurate to say that commerce is their religion? Is it structured? I have so many questions! ::laughs::

This was the most interesting thing about the culture to Jira. It was certainly a unique approach to spirituality, and they couldn't wrap their mind around it.

Bergman/Imril/Cole/Tho'Bi: Response

Jaran: That's, of course, valid. But it really does seem genuine to me. Does it not to you?

Bergman/Imril/Cole/Tho'Bi: Response

Tags/TBC

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Ensign Jaran Jira

Medical Officer

USS Artemis-A

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