(( Captain's Ready Room - Deck 1, USS Artemis-A ))
K'Wara: Captain, I've brought Ensign Tarsan.
MacKenzie: Let loose the dogs.
The door opened and K'Wara stepped to the side, revealing Starfleet's newest recruit: a male Betazoid with brown hair. MacKenzie tossed the PADDs to the desktop, each offering its own metallic clink as it bounced.
Fold, it is.
K’Wara: Welcome aboard, Ensign Tarsan.
Tarsan: Response
MacKenzie: ::to Tarsan, nodding slowly:: I gathered that... ::to K'Wara:: I'm assuming this isn't meant to be an all day affair... That'll be all, Lieutenant.
K'Wara: Of course, Captain. Just a momentary distraction, I assure you. ::winks at Tarsan and mouths:: Good luck.
K'Wara left the Ready Room and MacKenzie sat up a little taller behind the desk.
MacKenzie: So, Ensign Tarsan. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Tarsan: Response
As the ensign carried on, MacKenzie could feel the sides of her cheeks starting to droop. Was it a stroke? Maybe it was a stroke... Oh, no, she was just visibly unable to mask her unhappiness. She thought that meeting a new member of the crew might be a welcome reprieve from PADDwork, but instead she was getting a factual biography. She held up her hand (and was thankful it responded: no stroke after all).
MacKenzie: Why don't you try skipping over the info I can read about in your record and give me something a little more interesting?
Tarsan: Response
Her eyes narrowed slightly, trying to recall information.
MacKenzie: And you're in the... engineering department? How's that been going so far?
Tarsan: Response