[BACKSIM] Jakarn - A Hole New Whorl...
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armiece
Dec 6, 2025, 1:15:22 AM (2 days ago) Dec 6
to Amity Outpost – StarBase 118 Star Trek PBEM RPG
((Three Stripes, Grand Mezzanine, Amity Outpost))
Jakarn had hopped to his feet to follow Wil. With the alcohol in his system, he was all too eager to find out just what this whole lawn mower thing was….and just how Wil looked astride it.
Ukinix: Seeya ladies. ::To Jakarn:: Look, just so that we’re on the same page, you do realise you’re not my type, right?
Jakarn cartoonishly feigned offense, hand to his chest.
Jakarn: You wound me, Commander!
Ukinix: You’re a fun guy, and a wonderful person, it’s just that you’ve got the wrong... plumbing. You know, your... ::rolling hand:: bits.
Well, Wil was wrong about that; Jakarn was most certainly not a wonderful person. Nor were his bits quite so set in stone. He smiled, wickedly, the gleam of mischief in his blue eyes.
Jakarn: Oh dear. It seems you’ve a lot to learn, Commander. Neither I, nor the galaxy, am quite so…simple.
Keehani: ::Playfull smacking wil’s arm:: Go on, Wil live a little, push your boundaries!
Ukinix: Oh, I did experiment a little as a teenager. Just not my cup of tea. ::To Jakarn:: I’m sure you understand, but that doesn’t stop me showing you the galaxy’s best holoprogram ever, right? Next stop-- a procedurally generated park that needs mowing!
Jakarn let himself be swept off to whatever this was going to be. It seemed Wil needed his horizons expanded…and perhaps a copy of one of Jakarn’s Gentle’s Guides. If anything, the poor man would find the book educational.
[FIN]
Jakarn
Author & Celebrity
As simmed by
Lieutenant Taelon (Guest)
Science Officer
USS Gorkon
O239303T10
Jakarn had hopped to his feet to follow Wil. With the alcohol in his system, he was all too eager to find out just what this whole lawn mower thing was….and just how Wil looked astride it.
Ukinix: Seeya ladies. ::To Jakarn:: Look, just so that we’re on the same page, you do realise you’re not my type, right?
Jakarn cartoonishly feigned offense, hand to his chest.
Jakarn: You wound me, Commander!
Ukinix: You’re a fun guy, and a wonderful person, it’s just that you’ve got the wrong... plumbing. You know, your... ::rolling hand:: bits.
Well, Wil was wrong about that; Jakarn was most certainly not a wonderful person. Nor were his bits quite so set in stone. He smiled, wickedly, the gleam of mischief in his blue eyes.
Jakarn: Oh dear. It seems you’ve a lot to learn, Commander. Neither I, nor the galaxy, am quite so…simple.
Keehani: ::Playfull smacking wil’s arm:: Go on, Wil live a little, push your boundaries!
Ukinix: Oh, I did experiment a little as a teenager. Just not my cup of tea. ::To Jakarn:: I’m sure you understand, but that doesn’t stop me showing you the galaxy’s best holoprogram ever, right? Next stop-- a procedurally generated park that needs mowing!
Jakarn let himself be swept off to whatever this was going to be. It seemed Wil needed his horizons expanded…and perhaps a copy of one of Jakarn’s Gentle’s Guides. If anything, the poor man would find the book educational.
[FIN]
Jakarn
Author & Celebrity
As simmed by
Lieutenant Taelon (Guest)
Science Officer
USS Gorkon
O239303T10
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