Crewman C'lem Phan'ta'go - Alpha-Gamma-Three-Delta-Five-Gamma-One-Five-Six-Gamma-Beta-Nine-Gamma-Six-Five

[Wil Ukinix]

((A sound proof booth, somewhere on Amity Outpost...))

 

Yes, C’lem had been assigned fill in transporter operator for Transporter Centre 3, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t do it remotely.

 

Which was exactly what he decided to do. There were always administrative forms to fill out and review on Amity, and besides Transporter Centre 3 was quiet-- with no freighter ships expected to arrive on this particular day, and none docked to leave, it was easy for him to multitask if necessary.

 

So while reviewing a submitted Alpha-Gamma-Three-Delta-Five form, otherwise known as a very large data request from the Alpha Quadrant for a Chief Petty Officer Barberra (likely an elaborate holodeck program of some sort), an unexpected comms message was routed to his transporter station... remotely, to his booth.

 

Wong: =/\=Aloha! This is Lieutenant Wong. I’m going to need something transported to my location=/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Hello... this is Crewman C’lem Phan’ta’go... can you hear me? =/\=

 

It was best to be safe than sorry when operating transporter controls remotely, and that went for the comms system too. One could never be too sure that your message would get through, especially after storm damage (which had long since been repaired...).

 

Wong: =/\= Okay uh…. I’m currently in the showers in the Talaxi Palms and I need a site-to-site transport of some clothing. In my personnel file, it should have my measurements. Just…. Don’t ask why .=/\=

 

It was already bad enough.

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Lieutenant Wong, I can hear you loud and clear. But to ensure I understand you accurately, can you repeat your request? =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Please just anything would do this point! =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= I’m sorry, Lieutenant, you’ll have to repeat your requisition request again. =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Are you able to state what happened to your current uniform? =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= I see. I can always transport you to a replicator, but also as you know a site-to-site transporter that is not an emergency requires form Gamma-One-Five-Six-Gamma. “Request for a site-to-site transport on amity Outpost”. =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= You’ll have to fill that in first, I’m afraid. =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Hello, Lieutenant? =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Can you hear me? =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= The feeling in the booth here is that you’re not co-operating.  =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Actually, I do have another solution. Just a mo’. =/\=

 

C’lem tapped away at the LCARs console inside his booth, to join invite someone to join the comms call.

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Hi Ensign Saavei, can you hear me? =/\=

 

Saavei: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= This is Crewman Phan’ta’go, acting transporter operator for Transporter Centre 3 today. =/\=

 

Saavei: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Can you hear me? =/\=

 

Saavei: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Lieutenant Wong has reported an unknown fault with the sonic showers at the Talaxi Palms hotel. I understand the hotel is under the purview of Starfleet Engineering, are you able to inspect? =/\=

 

Wong/Saavei: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Phan’ta’go: =/\= Hello Lieutenant Wong, are you a Betazoid by any chance? We could fill out form Beta-Nine-Gamma-Six-Five, cultural exception form, and submit that to the FDC for processing. You should get an answer in a day or two. =/\=

 

Wong: =/\= Response =/\=

 

Saavei: =/\= Response =/\=

 

 

Tags/TBC!

 

 

 

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Crewman C'lem Phan'ta'go 

Administrative Coordinator/Acting Transporter Operator

Amity Outpost 

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