How fool we are
A part of an Indian movie :
Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied
Balakrishna onto a chair...Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be
stopped by a simple chair...
Here is our hero's brother...The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb
across his stomach...The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls..hihii..
Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor...This means that the
baddies had a gun...But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing
touch'...This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...
The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an
idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet
shells...
Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb...The timer(presumably a pager covered in
plastic) is ticking...See the weird buttons on the bomb??...The red button is
the On-Off button!!...Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a
convenient on-off button...This is what i call a 'User-friendly
Time-bomb'...Very easy to handle...Can b used even by infants...
Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells...Look at his
_expression...Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!...
Finally, he manages to reach the shells...He picks up a shell with his mouth as
if it is Kappalandi...The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to...Read
on...
He concentrates with the shell between his teeth...Look at the sweat on his
face...Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating...With all his
strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb...
Loo and behold!!..The shell flies like a bullet through the air...Credit goes
to Balakrishna here...He has the ability to make a shell work like a
bullet...He can be a good asset to the Indian army...The shell reaches the
time-bomb and hits exactly the green button!!...The time-bomb gets switched
off!!...Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...
Heheheheheh :-)