Fwd: SCHOOL DAYS...REAL SMART KIDS

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sowmya kumar

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Mar 20, 2011, 9:52:19 AM3/20/11

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:” When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:” My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question: What is the full form of maths?
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:” Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:” Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

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Sangeetha Devi

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Mar 21, 2011, 5:54:04 AM3/21/11

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From: sowmya kumar <ksow...@yahoo.co.in>
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