Fw: Son and Dad

[Jayawant Patil]

--- On Thu, 14/7/11, JATINDER WALIA <jatinder_ja...@yahoo.co.in> wrote: From: JATINDER WALIA <jatinder_ja...@yahoo.co.in> Subject: Son and Dad To: Date: Thursday, 14 July, 2011, 9:28 PM What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?  " Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!! "  What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?  The ones in the casinos are serious.  When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.  A little boy went up to his father and asked : " Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "  His father replied : " Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. "  John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "  The mother wrote back the next day : " If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father ! "   __._,_.___ Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (1) Recent Activity: Visit Your Group Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use . __,_._,___