Fwd: Sardar is back !!!

[Jayawant Patil]

--- On Sun, 10/4/11, anil chaudhary <acani...@gmail.com> wrote: From: anil chaudhary <acani...@gmail.com> Subject: Fwd: Sardar is back !!! To: Date: Sunday, 10 April, 2011, 9:35 PM --- On Thu, 7/4/11, Vandna <vank...@yahoo.com> wrote: From: Vandna <vank...@yahoo.com> Subject: Fwd: Sardar is back !!! To: "Ice 1 Pankaj Kashyap" <van...@yahoo.com>, "Sapna Vasudeva" <sapnav...@yahoo.co.in>, "Pallavi Kapur" <govil...@yahoo.com> Date: Thursday, 7 April, 2011, 7:59 AM Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: From: Manju Sahai <sahai...@hotmail.com> Date: April 5, 2011 11:27:38 PM CDT To: <vank...@yahoo.com> Subject: FW: Sardar is back !!!   Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2011 23:14:58 +0530 Subject: Fwd: Sardar is back !!! From: captsun...@gmail.com To: Just jockeying ! Please take it in a stride !       Sardar  is back            Sardar:  I haven't slept all nite in the  train. Friend:  Why? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Why  didn't u exchange? Sardar: Oye! There was  nobody to exchnge in the lower   berth. A  Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C. After  seeing the Form he went to Delhi for  filling it up. You know why? Form  said: "Fill Up In  Capital." Sardarji  standing below a tube light with an open  mouth. Why? Because  his doctor advised him: "Today's dinner  should be light !" One  sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to  his college. You  know why? Because he wanted to check where  the question paper is  leaking. Santa!  Your daughter has  died! Depressed,  Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor  he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th  floor he remembers I'm unmarried! At 10th  floor he remembers I'm Banta not  Santa! On  a romantic date sardars girl friend asks  him: "Darling  ! On our engagement will you give me a  ring?" He said: "Sure ! What's your phone  number?" Sardar  found the answer to the most difficult question  ever. What  will come first, chicken or egg? O Yaar, what  ever u order first will come  first. A  teacher told all students in a class to write an  essay on a cricket  match. All  were busy writing except one Sardarji. He  wrote: "Due To Rain, No  Match!" What  does a sardar do after taking a  xerox? He  will compare it with the original for any  spelling mistakes. Why  can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at  emergency? They  cannot find the elevenon the  phone. Sardar  and his wife buy coffee in a  shop. Sardar:  Drink quickly. Wife: Why? Sardar: Hot  coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs  10 Sardar  at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible  looking thing is what you call modern  art? Art  dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a  mirror! Sardar  news: A'Two-Seater' plane crashed in a  Graveyard in  punjab(Pakistan). Local  sardars  have so far found 500 bodies and are still  digging for  more(victims). Sardar  visits Chinese friend dying in  hospital. Man  says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to  China to find meaning of friend's Last  Words. It is "You are standing on the oxygen  tube!" Sardarji  was standing in front of the mirror with his  eyes closed. Wife:  What you are doing? Sardar: I am seeing how I  look while sleeping.     -- Anil Chaudhary