Re: Dick, Dick... wherefore art thou??? - his head exploded!
Howling Rectal Itch
"Marc Wigle" <marc...@wigle.ca> wrote in message
news:1147033105.6...@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> It's been awfully quiet here in sat.general with our boy Richard "Dick"
> Scoville quiet. Even his website is even more lame-ass than before the
> *cough* improvements that Dick was heralding a couple of weeks ago. It
> looks like his database has been compromised as only some old
> "speeches" are still available begging the question, "what the hell
> happened??". Even Usenet is better place without Dick posting his
> garbage. Too bad, so sad for ol' Dick. Looks like someone had a little
> "chat" with him... lol
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San Antonio , Texas
September 12, 2005
The entire head of Freespeechstore exploded yesterday
in a freak accident at company headquarters in San Antonio,
Texas.
Apparently Freespeechstore had been recently harassed
with zealous criminality by a rag-tag group of misfit
Usenet "trolls" who were posting inane insults in response
to a massive spam campaign. The typical troll is a
pale, pimply teenager who has no friends and spends
all his time indoors, browsing the Internet with one hand
while furiously pounding his pathetic pud with the other.
This unprecedented violent cranial breakdown was
most likely caused when, in response to yet another
coma-inducing Freespeechstore post, someone
followed up with an (unverified) claim that
Freespeechstore is a "big stupid booger-head".
Upon viewing this filthy libelous violently pornographic
insult, Freespeechstore began to tremble violently,
staring wide-eyed and unbelievingly at the glowing
monitor. Shocked witnesses report seeing
Freespeechstore frothing mightily at the mouth, turning
many bright colors in the face, and making hideous noises,
not unlike those of a wild boar or small toddler being
sodomzed with a red-hot poker.
Giant Radioactive Easter Bunny, Freespeechstore's
office manager, describes what happened next. "Well
his goddamn head exploded - Jesus Fucking Christ
on a stick!". Apparently the strain of so many insults
was too much for the puppy-hurting, jaywalking, trailer-
dwelling fried-chicken-neck-gobbling tiny-dicked dog-
porking pus-encrusted urine-soaked cross-eyed syphilitic
gap-toothed loser, and his head sickeningly burst open,
showering horrified onlookers with blood, hair, bone
fragments, skin, teeth, and assorted morsels of warm,
moist, unspeakable gore.
So far, crime lab technicians have not located any brain
particles in the grisly aftermath, leading to speculation that
Freespeechstore may not have had a brain before the
sickening explosion. Rumors that Freespeechstore's
skull cavity was originally packed with chimpanzee
knuckles, fetid dingo kidneys, and/or dog feces were
unconfirmed as of this writing.
JustThe...@aol.com
SLIME & PREDATOR..
----- Original Message -----
From: Freespe...@aol.com
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Sent: Friday, May 12, 2006 10:55 AM
Subject: More Abuse, Harassment, Libel, Filth From Your Servers
Dear Mr. Whitacre...
This Usenet vermin continues his campaign of harassment through your
servers. He has been reported on several occasions with no definitive
action from your staff. All is documented for future litigation.
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=sbc+whitacre+freespeechstore&qt_s=Search
Respectfully,
Richard Scoville
CEO...FSS
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Howling Rectal Itch wrote:
> http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?enc_user=gxFoaBIAAABXiCkFqCYeMohDLT6IrXEuzM2lGg6mE0rTJxnkKThJOA&utoken=12XzQU8AAACf6kv8YBWmEXD8axRY9fYySOi7nIlG_Cj_ZRc1L4ybt6fnCQ9DgfUFTLaX1BT08yUBkzeY-AJp-F1v4Eddc2W--xsoxZ3gCvjvAxxHLlQOyw
Howling Scrotal Itch
<JustThe...@aol.com> wrote in message
"Wahh! Someone was mean to me on Usenet! Wahh!"
Save 4 Bucks
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Cancelled Scoville Account <JustThe...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1147524762....@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> These are the folks that want to hear from you regarding this Internet
> SLIME & PREDATOR..
>
Cite proof that they want to hear from anyone, they seem to be ignoring your
demands DICK. Why is it the only accounts you have gotten cancelled have
been your own?
Why is it you are afraid to post your web site? I would presume that Google
filed a complaint to xo.com that they would take action if you spamvertised
FSS via Google.
Just another example of how Dick the NetCensor wants his world to run.
Hey DICK quit blaming hackers for your messed up website, you fucked it up
and are just trying to blame somebody else for your incompetence.
DICK=IMBECILE
GOT IT!!!