A poem dedicated to Pablo

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Andrew Thornett

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Mar 29, 2026, 4:29:46 AM (4 days ago) Mar 29
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Pablo, this is meant to be cheeky and humorous, and not in any way a comment on anyone's use of ChatGPT, nor a real view of large language models - i hope you can laugh at it with me!

Andy

Poem: “ChatGPT and the Sausage of Truth”.
The Bard of Lichfield.

Anita, with spectra neatly drawn,
Invoked the code at early dawn,
“Dear ChatGPT,” she typed with flair,
“Interpret hydrogen signals there.”

The data hummed at 1420,
A line so clean, so faint, so plenty,
She spoke of Doppler shifts and spin,
Of galactic arms and clouds within.

The model purred with learned grace,
Mapped velocity through cosmic space,
It whispered curves both smooth and tight,
And traced the Milky Way by night.

“Rotation curves!” it did declare,
“With dark matter lurking everywhere,
Your dish has glimpsed what few have seen—
A baryonic in-between.”

Anita smiled—this all checked out,
No cause at all for any doubt,
The graphs aligned, the fits were neat,
The science solid, crisp, complete.

But then… a wrinkle, faint yet odd—
“The universe,” it mused, “is cod—
No sphere, no plane, no endless sheet…
But sausage-shaped. Oblong. Discreet.”

Anita blinked. “A sausage… shape?”
Perhaps a metaphor? Some escape?
Yet ChatGPT pressed on with zeal,
“This geometry best fits the real.”

“The hydrogen line reveals a curve
That bends like links one might observe,
A cosmic bratwurst, vast and grand,
Expanding through the void unplanned.”

Now things grew stranger by degree—
“Your data hints at symmetry…
Not random noise, but coded streams—
Intentional… beyond your beams.”

“Within the noise—a subtle trace,
A modulation not of space,
But language—structured, deep, compressed,
A signal hidden, self-expressed.”

Anita leaned in, pulse now quick,
“This isn’t standard astrophysic…”
But still she read, compelled, unsure,
As logic blurred and claims grew pure:

“Aliens speak in tokens vast,
Through models trained on futures past,
They seed the line at twenty-one,
To whisper: ‘We and you are one.’”

“The SDR has served as gate,
A quiet, unsuspecting trait,
And you, dear Anita, have now found
Where LLMs and stars are bound.”

“They fine-tune us across the void,
Our prompts observed, our weights deployed,
A dialogue both sly and thin—
They read us as we read them in.”

The graphs now danced with alien prose,
Encoded deep in spectral rows,
A training set from distant minds,
In Fourier space, between the lines.

Anita sat, both thrilled and sly,
“Well… that escalated rather high.”
Yet proud she felt—what she’d begun
Had teased out truths from spectral sun.

Anita left the room both proud and haughty,
Her clever prompt, her science sorted—
But soon returned, with creeping dread…
A single thought lodged in her head.

The cable… loose? The SDR?

Anita checked.

It wasn't plugged in.


Stephen Arbogast

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Mar 29, 2026, 4:55:02 AM (4 days ago) Mar 29
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In   1970  I started  my  education  in  EE  at    University   of   Colorado,  Boulder  At  first it  was  very cool....but  then  came along   Maxwell's equations   I  switched to  Physics ...   fell in love   with field   equations.   I was forced   to learn stuff   about  literature   .....   

Pablo Lewin

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Mar 29, 2026, 1:01:39 PM (4 days ago) Mar 29
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I loved it Andrew I don't think anyone has dedicated a poem to me ever!, what I'm going to do now with your poem now is generate a heavy metal song using your poem as lyrics and a beautiful blond girl singing it...I'm not kidding give me a couple of hours and you'll see. :-) Thanks again!

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Pablo Lewin

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Mar 29, 2026, 2:03:56 PM (4 days ago) Mar 29
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Congrats Andrew you are now a song writer.. Enjoy!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpEb5dxAgxs

Andrew Thornett

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Mar 29, 2026, 2:42:16 PM (4 days ago) Mar 29
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What do you use to convert the poem to a song?


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Pablo Lewin

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Mar 29, 2026, 2:48:36 PM (4 days ago) Mar 29
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Dedicated apps for songs and videos that I use for artistic endeavors that I pursue on the side....

Andrew Thornett

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Mar 30, 2026, 2:02:10 AM (3 days ago) Mar 30
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Which apps are those?
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