|
1.) “The business very goood. The office is very beeeeg. The bank is very niiiiiice.”
-when in an unavoidable situation where you are forced for your opinion, simply substitute the words “business,” “office,” and “bank” to any word necessary to get out of that circumstance
2.) “Do you work here?… You’re fired.”
-what I like about this scene is that the employee was actually fired by Kimmy not for having similiar fashion choices, but for bad financial decisions; so, for anyone who needs to send someone to the chopping block, do a Kimmy and add on some flair!
Eugene Domingo as Kimmy & Dora
3.) “ Bakit n’yo ko pinauusukan? Ano’ng palagay n’yo sa ‘kin? Salmon?”
-for someone who’s used to eating haute cuisine, oo nga naman : you’d think of “salmon” first before “ daing “
4.) “ Sabihin mo sa driver ilabas ang Expedition na black, 2009.”
-for cult followers of “Temptation Island,” this is obviously a tribute to Suzanne’s dialogue to Maria by the poolside; Chris (the screenwriter) initially intended for the car to be a “Jaguar na powder blue” but they can’t seem to find one in the city
5.) “Elena! Kunin mo ang cheque book ko at bilhin mo ‘yang bus sa labas.”
- this just totally cracked me up because it was coming from a Kimmy clad in magsasaka fashions
6.) “ Kaya kong gayahin ‘yung kasungitan niya pero ‘yung pagka -smart niya? Baka mag -overheat ang utak ko .”
-the visual of Dora’s brain smoking and in need of a new radiator is just too much to pass; it’s very Looney Tunes actually
7.) “ Ano bang ayaw mo sa akin? Nai insecure ka ba dahil maganda ako, mayaman , successful in every way? Huwag , Johnson, huwag . After all, I am just a girl, floating in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”
-another homage to a Julia Roberts’ film teeming with one-liners; what gets me with this one are the lines before – “ maganda, mayaman and successful in every way” – and of course, the token grey bathing suit and tongue-out-of- the-mouth delivery
Eugene Domingo as Kimmy & Dingdong Dantes as Johnson
8.) “You can take the dog out of the squatters, but you can’t take the squatters out of the dog. Bwahahahahaha!”
-for an animal with no sense of a caste system, this was just totally hilarious; what was even more hilarious was Kimmy’s “vampiresque” laughter after the statement, giving you the impression that her torso split into half and that she flew away eating first born children
9.) “ Inumin mo na yan. Dahon lang yan ng bayabas… na nilaga sa semilya ng batang kambing .”
-talk about making your mark; Mura, who’s only set of lines are these, truly made his; I would love to say this line to anyone prissy enough not wanting to drink what you’re serving them, just to mess with their minds
10.) “Excuse me, Barry. You’re Barry, right? Firstly, I’m so sorry for my odd behavior last night. Pasensya ka na kung nawalan ako ng social graces. Kung hindi mo naitatanong — I just survived a kidnapping incident. Yes, totoo yan . So, I can’t help kung medyo mabilis akong ma -tense at mag -panic, at maging high strung, alam mo na . ‘Yan naman ang downside ng pagiging heredera . Once in a while, you get kidnapped, tanggap ko na yan. Kumbaga , there’s always a first time. Hopefully, it’s the last time. You know what I’m saying? …All I’m trying to say is – may almusal ba kayo? Tatlong araw na akong di kumakain e .”
-deadpan, and totally devoid of reality, Eugene Domingo delivers this mini-monologue straight without pausing and batting any curled eyelash, all the time clad in a dahon ng bayabas headdress & a tattered too-too, and covered in cow poo; for this scene, alone, I believe she deserves an award.
11.) “I’ll look into it. I’ll get back to you on that. I’ll give you an update.”
-very wise words from Johnson, because, in fact, they can actually save you from ANY situation, as in
12.) “So what if I said thank you? Do you think I meant it? Get lost! Go to hell! Go keeel yourself!”
-nothing can be more Kimmy than wanting Gertrude, her secretary, to experience physical pain; Dora, in a fit of forgetfulness, almost gave in to sympathy; Chris’ flawless language and Eugene’s perfect comedic timing brings life to this hilarious quip
13.) “Ham ba yan? Anong ka-ham ham jan?! Dapat sayo, ipako sa krus! “
-for those who’ve seen it more than once, and to those who plan to see it one more time, play close attention to the flashback scenes of Kimmy & Dora as young girls, and you’ll ROTFL once you get to that one where Kimmy throws a sissy fit when her classmates eat a sandwhich
14.) “ Ang konti naman .”
-another one of those “hidden” lines, Dora comments on how little food the buffet server places on her plate, which goes to show: patay gutom lang talaga si Dora
15.) “Busy ako ! Pressured ako !”
-who could forget that line said with the signature heavily eyelined eyebrows and dysfunctionally mismatched outfit!?
16.) “ Ang askal, crineate para magbantay ng house. This is an office, not a house.”
-Kimmy’s sense of transitivity is really off the hook; and how can one not laugh at the word “crineate?”
17.) “I missed you boys. I missed the fresh air. I missed the vast landscape. I missed your bulanglang .”
-with a body like Adonis and a heart of gold, who could resist anything cooked by Zanjoe, nevermind if we don’t know what bulanglang is
18.) “Manny, Manny, Manny. Oh yes, Manny. Yes, Manny, I’m sorry but it’s true. I’m buying you out!”
-Kimmy Go Dong Hae buying out the biggest telecommunications company in the country and casually shrugging of its head honcho is absurdly hysterical only for the reason that she’s already dismissed the Ayalas just a few seconds before this
19.) “ Byerna !”
-because this line comes directly after Kimmy’s tidal anger (and when I say tidal, I literally mean with waves), it is drowned in the overwhelming laughter and is consequently lost in all the mayhem; watch it again and try to pay attention cause this line is a hoot
20.) “ Ang sarap talaga mag -yoga. It’s so invigorating.”
-Eugene has a theory that if a line doesn’t sound too funny, try delivering it cross-eyed, and it will work; apparently, this theory holds true, especially on extreme close ups like this one 
|
