The Tax Poem ( read till the end)
Sandeep Kanchan
Hi !
True but Interesting! This poem is from the USA, but most of it is fully applicable to India too. At first, I thought this stuff was just funny.....you too will realize the awful truth in it as you go on...
Do read it all the way till the end & njoy...
The Tax Poem
Tax his
land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his
tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his
work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his
cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax
his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his
tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his
cigars, Tax his beers,
If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his
car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass.
Tax all
he has, then let him know
That you won't be done till he has no
dough.
When he
screams and hollers; Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He's good and
sore.
Then
tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in, which he's
laid.
Put
these words, upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When
he's gone, do not relax,
Its time to apply, the inheritance
tax.
Few
Other Taxes Include:
Accounts
Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport
Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income
Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Excise
Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License
Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts
Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance
Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License
Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property
Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Property Tax
Provincial Income
Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales
Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax Telephone Tax
Telephone,
Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge
Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water
Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation
Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids, & much more things, which could not be reminded of.
Sandeep Kanchan
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"Work as if you don’t need the money, love as if you have never been hurt and dance as if nobody is watching you"