Clean jokes…. Hurts where I touch

[Gary Phelps]

Clean jokes…. Hurts where I touch

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.
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The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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I went for an interview today and they told me my pay would be $3000 a month, and then after six months, I’d get $3500 a month. I told them I’d start in six months.
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Cletus goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" Cletus says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger.”
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What part of the human body is called the "yet"?

I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet.
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A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be.

A man in the waiting room, who had been watching her, said in amazement, "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"

The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane."
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Never Let It

"Never let success get to your head, and never let failure get to your heart."

– Drake
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