Short jokes from Richard on Hawaii

[Gary Phelps]

Short jokes from Richard on Hawaii

· Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too.

· I now know how it will all end for me, one of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

· At a wedding reception, someone yelled: "All married people please stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death.

· I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised because I thought she was home with the kids.

· I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

· Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart, and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands, I will take you on vacation." We're spending 3 weeks behind the fridge.

· As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.
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