Clean Humor…

[Gary Phelps]

Clean Humor…

Said the nuns at the convent, "Dagnabbit,
Our new garb is dreary and drab, it
Is a thing we revile.
It will take quite a while
Till we're once again creatures of habit."
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I wish that my parents were like Dora's; they let that bitch go everywhere!
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There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.

So she got his E string and his D string.
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Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name?

Alice: Ballpoint.

Carol: Is that his real name?

Alice: No, that’s his pen name.
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A Lesson Adults Should Learn

"Children have a lesson adults should learn, to not be ashamed of failing, but to get up and try again. Most of us adults are so afraid, so cautious, so 'safe,' and therefore so shrinking and rigid and afraid that it is why so many humans fail. Most middle-aged adults have resigned themselves to failure."

- Malcolm X
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