😉 Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns…

[Gary Phelps]

😉 Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?” Elmer says: “Yeth but not as withky as wobbing a bank!!”
😉 I had lunch at a Mary Poppins theme restaurant today…”Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious..”
😉 One day at school the kid who sat next to me swallowed his calculator. I stood up for him when everyone else said he was a weird. I told them “He may be a bit weird, but it’s what’s inside him that counts.”
😂 A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door last night, I asked her in, sat her down and said: "Right, what do you want to talk about?" She replied: “I’m not sure, I've never got this far before!"
😂 A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry at your sister," the mother says. "She doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling, and her brother says, "Now she knows”
😂 "A newly married man asks his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Darling," the woman replies sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter who left a you a fortune."
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