Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations?
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Gary Phelps
Jul 20, 2024, 11:08:07 PM7/20/24
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Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations?
Cause UN I will never be a thing.
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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
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I hadn't been to confession in a long time, so I forgot the protocol. Apparently, you're supposed to say, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" and not, "Get comfortable, Father; this is gonna take a while. But I'll try to make it funny!"
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What's another name for pickled bread? Dill dough.
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What’s the difference between a camera and a foot?
A camera has photos while a foot has five toes.
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Cause UN I will never be a thing.
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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
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I hadn't been to confession in a long time, so I forgot the protocol. Apparently, you're supposed to say, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" and not, "Get comfortable, Father; this is gonna take a while. But I'll try to make it funny!"
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What's another name for pickled bread? Dill dough.
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What’s the difference between a camera and a foot?
A camera has photos while a foot has five toes.
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To subscribe to Sailors Clean Humor send blank email to sailors-clean-...@googlegroups.com
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