Clean jokes…. Plant the seed

[Gary Phelps]

Clean jokes…. Plant the seed

First day as a police officer...

Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"

Me: "There was a fly in my car."

S.W.A.T. Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do?"
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Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Oh you say the most beautiful things!"
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Plant the Seed

“The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit.”

- Fabienne Fredrickson.
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I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but...no pun in ten did.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?”
——What did Venus say while flirting with Saturn? “Give me a ring sometime.”
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