Clean jokes…

[Gary Phelps]

Clean jokes…

I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me $40, so I gave it to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. I bought it back for $15.

· My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday.

· Someone just gave me half a peace sign. Weird.

· Growing up, we knew Dad had had enough when we heard the recliner slam down. Kids these days will never know that fear.

· My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you."

· She said she missed me. Normally that would be good but she's reloading.

· When I was in elementary school we learned about a shape called a rhombus and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape.

· My wife and I started role-playing in the bedroom. Her favorite is The Sexy Librarian where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.
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