Clean jokes…. Albert Einstein

[Gary Phelps]

Clean jokes…. Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will fake you everywhere.

-Albert Einstein
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So let me get this straight. I go to the grocery store and buy a lb. of sliced ham wrapped in plastic, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins wrapped in plastic, a Greek salad in a plastic container, a plastic bottle of mustard and a plastic bottle of ketchup, and they won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment?
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"What key has legs and can't open a door?" "A turkey."

"Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."
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“What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!"

"Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?" "He sensed fowl play."
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Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password...

It’s not stroganoff!
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A ill business owner was discussing with his lawyer a final draft of his last will and testament.

"Well," as he was discussing with his lawyer, "I want to put in a clause for my employees. To those that have worked for me for 20 years or longer I want to give and bequeath the amount of $50,000."

His Lawyer reminded him that he has not been in business 20 years. The business owner replied, "I know, but it's going to be great advertising!"
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Hunger for Love

"There is more hunger in the world for love and appreciation than for bread."

- Mother Teresa
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