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Gary Phelps
11/30/25
What do you call a dog who meditates?
What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf!
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What do you call a dog who meditates?
What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf!
11/30/25
Gary Phelps
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Gary Phelps
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2/22/25
Clean jokes….
Clean jokes…. Nurse: Doctor, here is the list of doner hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical
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Clean jokes….
Clean jokes…. Nurse: Doctor, here is the list of doner hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical
2/22/25
Gary Phelps
1/23/25
Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… The more I get to know people... The more I realize why Noah let only animals on the
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Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… The more I get to know people... The more I realize why Noah let only animals on the
1/23/25
Gary Phelps
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12/23/24
Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… —— I don't mean to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out. ——I visited a
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Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… —— I don't mean to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out. ——I visited a
12/23/24
Gary Phelps
12/12/24
Clean Humor…
Clean Humor… A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures
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Clean Humor…
Clean Humor… A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures
12/12/24
Gary Phelps
12/4/24
Clean jokes…. When I get a headache
Clean jokes…. When I get a headache I know. I know. People say, "It's the thought that
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Clean jokes…. When I get a headache
Clean jokes…. When I get a headache I know. I know. People say, "It's the thought that
12/4/24
Gary Phelps
11/26/24
Clean jokes…. Television repair man
Clean jokes…. Television repair man Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other
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Clean jokes…. Television repair man
Clean jokes…. Television repair man Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other
11/26/24
Gary Phelps
11/25/24
Clean jokes…. Little Johnny was…
Clean jokes…. Little Johnny was… Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly
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Clean jokes…. Little Johnny was…
Clean jokes…. Little Johnny was… Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly
11/25/24
Gary Phelps
11/24/24
Clean jokes…. Albert Einstein
Clean jokes…. Albert Einstein Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will fake you everywhere. -
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Clean jokes…. Albert Einstein
Clean jokes…. Albert Einstein Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will fake you everywhere. -
11/24/24
Gary Phelps
11/23/24
Clean jokes… Turkey day, humor…
Clean jokes… Turkey day, humor… "What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He
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Clean jokes… Turkey day, humor…
Clean jokes… Turkey day, humor… "What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He
11/23/24
Gary Phelps
11/23/24
Clean jokes…. Hurts where I touch
Clean jokes…. Hurts where I touch Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery
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Clean jokes…. Hurts where I touch
Clean jokes…. Hurts where I touch Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery
11/23/24
Gary Phelps
11/22/24
Clean jokes…. Thanksgiving jokes
Clean jokes…. Thanksgiving jokes "If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small
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Clean jokes…. Thanksgiving jokes
Clean jokes…. Thanksgiving jokes "If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small
11/22/24
Gary Phelps
11/22/24
Clean jokes…. Plant the seed
Clean jokes…. Plant the seed First day as a police officer... Captain: "Why did you call for
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Clean jokes…. Plant the seed
Clean jokes…. Plant the seed First day as a police officer... Captain: "Why did you call for
11/22/24
Gary Phelps
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11/21/24
Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… "What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about
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Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… "What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about
11/21/24
Gary Phelps
11/20/24
Clean humor… pearls of wisdom
Clean humor… pearls of wisdom It's been months since I bought the book, How To Scam People On
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Clean humor… pearls of wisdom
Clean humor… pearls of wisdom It's been months since I bought the book, How To Scam People On
11/20/24
Gary Phelps
11/16/24
😉 Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns…
😉 Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?
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😉 Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns…
😉 Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?
11/16/24
Gary Phelps
10/18/24
A HOLE BEHIND…
A HOLE BEHIND A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as
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A HOLE BEHIND…
A HOLE BEHIND A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as
10/18/24
Gary Phelps
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10/15/24
Clean jokes …
Clean jokes… Sayings from airlines: On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight
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Clean jokes …
Clean jokes… Sayings from airlines: On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight
10/15/24
Gary Phelps
9/21/24
Clean Humor…
Clean Humor… Said the nuns at the convent, "Dagnabbit, Our new garb is dreary and drab, it Is a
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Clean Humor…
Clean Humor… Said the nuns at the convent, "Dagnabbit, Our new garb is dreary and drab, it Is a
9/21/24
Gary Phelps
9/15/24
The older we get....
The older we get.... Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other
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The older we get....
The older we get.... Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other
9/15/24
Gary Phelps
9/12/24
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize…
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life
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1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize…
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life
9/12/24
Gary Phelps
8/13/24
The little snitch
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The little snitch
8/13/24
Gary Phelps
8/4/24
Hipster
Clean jokes… I hear that Joe Biden is now playing bingo. Be careful, Joe, you might break a hip. —— A
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Hipster
Clean jokes… I hear that Joe Biden is now playing bingo. Be careful, Joe, you might break a hip. —— A
8/4/24
Gary Phelps
7/20/24
Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations?
Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations? Cause UN I will never be a thing. —— Why was the
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Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations?
Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations? Cause UN I will never be a thing. —— Why was the
7/20/24
Gary Phelps
7/20/24
Was that a…
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Was that a…
7/20/24
Gary Phelps
7/7/24
Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me $40, so I gave it to the charity
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Clean jokes…
Clean jokes… I took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me $40, so I gave it to the charity
7/7/24
Gary Phelps
7/5/24
Political jokes about Congress
Political jokes about Congress The opposite of “pro” is “con,” so the opposite of progress is …
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Political jokes about Congress
Political jokes about Congress The opposite of “pro” is “con,” so the opposite of progress is …
7/5/24
Gary Phelps
7/5/24
Pumpkin Joe Biden
The other orange man
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Pumpkin Joe Biden
The other orange man
7/5/24
Gary Phelps
7/5/24
Short jokes from Richard on Hawaii
Short jokes from Richard on Hawaii · Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes,
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Short jokes from Richard on Hawaii
Short jokes from Richard on Hawaii · Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes,
7/5/24
Gary Phelps
7/4/24
Political jokes about politicians
Political jokes about politicians Q: Why can't you let a politician on a plane? A: Because he
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Political jokes about politicians
Political jokes about politicians Q: Why can't you let a politician on a plane? A: Because he
7/4/24