Man O Man ! When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home; When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant. When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work; When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise. When he is without money, he walks to eat food; When he has money, he walks to burn food. When he is without money, he wishes to get married; When he has money, he wishes to get divorced. When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. When he is without money, he acts like a rich man; When he has money, he acts like a pauper. He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating; He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it. He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it; He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it. Man O Man ! He never means what he says and never says what he means ! He simply can't tell a simple truth !!! . __,_._,___
