Oye.. Do read it.. Mast Hai.. :)DONT MIS IT

[pankaj gupta]

*Just as fun!!!!!!!!!!!*
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*Note: conversation in the brackets **{}** contain the words which the guy
is speaking to himself!!!*



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She gives a missed call to him** … **and He calls her back…

She: **Hello!**

He: **{are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed
calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi**} **

Hi ...kya baat hai..?**

She:** **kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...**

He: **{Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call
kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}** **

oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??**

She: **abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?**

He: **{mai to lunch karke utha hoon na} **

Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun
raha hu FM par....* *

She: **nice song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")**

He: **{Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag
gaa degi yaheen}* *

Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..**

She: ***giggles***

He: **{Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha
hai} **

Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!**

She: **Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge…**

He: **{Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par
naraaz ho gayi hai ...}** **

Come on! Please!**

She: **Hattt ...I don't sing that well**

He: **{Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai**} **

It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear …**

She: **Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan …**

He: **{mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko
tayaar baitha hoon}* *

Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na *

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He: **{mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}**
Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?*
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She:** **kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?*
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He: **Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta**

She: **I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ...
warna mai nahin gaati**

He: **{Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se
khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye

teri awaaz sunke…}* *

hmmmm**

She: **Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek
hai??**

He: **{Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt … **aur kya kya jhelna padega
malum nahi…} **

Great!!!!**

She: **kaunsa gaana gaau ?*
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He:** {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}* *

Hmmmm… 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?**

She: **Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai**

He:** {Thank God .... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...}** **

Dhoom Machale?**

She: **Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi* *

He: **{Aye tere nakhre .... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun
ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}* *

Cool**

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)**

She: **Nahi jaan… I am feeling very shy!**

He: **{Tu shuru kyun hoti hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti
jaldi jaldi.... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi} **

Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta
hoon**

She: **dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho …**

He: **{Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya} *
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No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye... Trying to make u
comfortable …**

She:** **Hmmm…**

He**: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi} **

Please gaao na darling... **

She: **Main kal gaaun?**

He: **{Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}** **

Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi**

She: **Hmmm**

He: **Good night**

She: **Good night** **

She: **Sweet Dreams… Take care...**

He: **Sweets dreams to u too...** {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na
ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi} **

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a
missed call)

She: **Hey… so gaye the kya?**

He: **{Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}* *

Nahi jaan**

She: **kya kar rahe ho?**

He: **{Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...}* *

Match dekh raha tha* *

She: **Theek hai tum match dekho**

He: **{phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}**
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Hey it's ok... purana match hai**

She: **Did u feel bad I didn't sing?**

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: **{Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you
didn't sing}* *

Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable
first..... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....

So, me waiting…** {maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya... dhatttt tereki **L
**}**

She sings 1 stanza from the song

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

He: **Wow. Too good!**

She: **jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai**

He: **{Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai
self realization hai ... **J**} **

Nahi darling you really sing well**

She: **nahi...mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho**

He: **{Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !!
mere saath ye julm kyun}** **

Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha
hota**

She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao…

He: {A**chcha mil gayi permission ... waise **tera gaana sunne ke baad neend
**kahan** aayegi** ab .**..} **

Good night!**

She: Take care

He: **You too**

She: Hey....

He: {A**rr**re yaar.. aaj ye nahi ch**h**odegi}** kya hai sweety?**

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...* *

He: {T**u apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka
dahi kar rakha hai ... lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki**}**
sachchi... Of course.**

She: sirf jhoot

He: {Iski toh... **!! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award
legi !! phata dhol…**}* *

Not at all. You sing very well…*

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She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.* *

He: **Good Night!!*






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