RPM Invitation: Goon Gathering: Jersey City, Sat, January 11, 2025
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Gooners! Pornosexuals! Solosexuals! Beginners and experienced pornaddicts! You are invited to Real Porn Meet’s next party!
The safest, most private, gooner events since 2018!
- Date: Saturday, Jan 11, 2025
- Time: 4pm-midnight (Arrive by 10pm!)
- Where: Jersey City, NJ (upscale hotel, near PATH, RSVP for specifics)
- What: Gooner Gathering Porn Watching Party
- What kind of porn? one room is straight porn, the other is mixed
RSVP here: https://forms.gle/oTewpJi6nrnzW5fa9 (RSVPs end 24 hours before the party)
“I had so many misconceptions about parties like these, and I was pretty skeptical before attending. The party was so well organized and safe, I will definitely be back for more!”
Location
A very nice hotel in Jersey City, NJ, near a PATH station. RSVP for details.
What to expect:
- An upscale hotel near the PATH, safe on-street parking and paid lots.
- Porn on 3-4 screens
- About 10-20 attendees (not crowded at all!)
- Guys sitting on couches & chairs. Bating solo or with a neighbor
- Consent and safety rules strictly enforced by the host
- A large variety ages (19+) and experience levels
- All body shapes and sizes. All dick shapes and sizes. All colors, races, and religions. No body shaming is permitted!
- Clothing optional
Wristband rules!
- When you arrive you’ll be given a choice of wristband:
- Red: Don’t touch me. I’m just here to watch.
- Yellow: Ask first. I might want to stroke or more.
- Green: Ask! Please! I’m here to play!
- Read the wristband policy for more info.
Who is invited?
Our parties cater to shy people and first-timers! We create a safe-space for all! The event is totally private and anonymous.
- 19+ only.
- Experienced gooner or a total beginner
- Men, transpeople, sissies/sissy-wannabes, and couples are invited! Women are welcome both solo or as part of a couple.
- Straight guys welcome!
- Sissies and submissives are encouraged to attend!
Discord
Join our Discord chat: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh
New? Feeling anxious about attending? (Everyone is their first time!)
Join our Discord and meet future attendees, get to know each other before the party, and ask questions! (We LOVE questions!)
What to bring?
- a towel to sit on
- your favorite lube
- toys
- a donation to help pay for the hotel room
- your “shower fresh” body
Party Rules
- Confidentiality: No photos/videos.
- Consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
- Keep it legal: You must be 19 & older. Only legal porn.
- Be “shower fresh” or be asked to leave
- Stroke your dick, don’t be one! This isn’t the place for hate, including racism, homophobia/transphobia, sexism/misogyny, or overall bigotry & un-brotherly behavior. People that attend may be all colors, all sexual orientations, all genders: str8+curious, pornosexual, sissy, solosexual, and things you haven’t seen or heard of before.
- Keep it safe and sane. You will be asked to leave if you break these rules or act in ways that make the host and others uncomfortable.
- Parties are for first-timers and experienced folks too. If you are experienced, try to make the first-timers comfortable. If you are a first-timer, please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help make you feel at ease!
- Nudity is encouraged but optional. You be you, boo!
- Have fun! Hey, that’s what we’re here for, right?
Questions? Reply to this email, ask on Discord, or contact the host via the invitation form.
FAQ:
- Q: What kind of porn?
- A: Straight porn in one room; straight/bi/trans in another.
- Q: Buddy stroking?
- A: Yes. (Yellow and green wristbands only). Ask first. “No means no.”
- Q: Oral?
- A: Permitted
- Q: Penetration?
- A: No
- Q: Weed ok?
- A: Legal weed and poppers permitted. Nothing harder.
Tom