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From: "Bhatia, Anshul (IN - Baroda)" <ansb...@deloitte.com>
Date: Jun 20, 2013 11:28 AM
Subject: FW: Brilliant Equation....
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Nice one… :D

 

 

 

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From: Garodia, Tanay (IN - Baroda)
Sent: Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:27 AM
Subject: Brilliant Equation....

 

 

 

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time
 

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +


To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

 

 

 

Regards,

Tanay Garodia
Senior Associate|AERS

Deloitte Haskins & Sells

 

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