Fwd: FW: Brilliant Equation....

[sudhir bhatia]

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From: "Bhatia, Anshul (IN - Baroda)" <ansb...@deloitte.com>
Date: Jun 20, 2013 11:28 AM
Subject: FW: Brilliant Equation....
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Nice one… :D

 

 

 

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From: Garodia, Tanay (IN - Baroda)
Sent: Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:27 AM
Subject: Brilliant Equation....

 

 

 

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time   Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

 

 

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Tanay Garodia
Senior Associate|AERS

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