RE: FW: how to start a fight ...........some funny ways
anil marathe
It is inbuilt in our systems, in husband and wife both, husbands by default does some unforgiving things which wife as it is would not have forgiven.
And they say it is the strongest of bonds haha.
And tell our hi to Satish Dandekar and Anagha
Regards
Anil Marathe
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Subject: Fwd: FW: how to start a fight ...........some funny ways
From: "Bhatia, Anshul (IN - Baroda)" <ansb...@deloitte.com>
Date: Sep 21, 2012 2:28 PM
Subject: FW: how to start a fight ...........some funny ways
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Cool.. J
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Anshul Bhatia
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From: Dandekar, Anagha (IN - Baroda)
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 1:32 PM
To: Bhatia, Anshul (IN - Baroda); Prasad, Ajay Srinivasa (IN - Baroda)
Subject: FW: how to start a fight ...........some funny ways
Anagha Dandekar
Senior Associate|AERS
Deloitte Haskins & Sells
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From: Satish Dandekar [mailto:satish.d...@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:55 PM
To: uday kokje
Subject: how to start a fight ...........some funny ways
HOW TO START A FIGHT
>
>
> One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas
> gift . . . The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why,
> I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
>
> And that's how the fight started.....
> ______________________________
> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
> first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you
> worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself."
>
> And that's when the fight started.....
>
> ________________________________
>
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
> kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a
> nearby
> table.
> I asked her, "Do you know him?"
> "Yes", she sighed,
> "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we
> split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
> "My Goodness!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
> that long?"
> And then the fight started...
>
> ________________________________
>
> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
> that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
> take
> care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more
> important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
> When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
> snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for
> a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and
> when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish
> cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
>
> ________________________________
>
> My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
> She asked, "What's on TV?"
> I said, "Dust."
> And then the fight started...
________________________________
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
> She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
> seconds."
> I bought her a bathroom scale.
> And then the fight started......
> ________________________________
> My wife was standing, looking in the bedroom mirror.
> She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
> "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
> I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
> I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
> And then the fight started........
>
>
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