EXPERT

[College Football & Golf Expert]

Well, well, well.  Not shocked at Glitter Girl's spot in this tournament pool--many of you are used to seeing me at the top due to your terrible football picks, so it's nothing new for you.  

I won't brag too much--yet--but I have a message for BSD (Beer Slurping Dog as I'm told you're called).  Don't get comfy in the #1 spot...Glitter Girl (aka Expert) is coming for you.  I won't talk too much trash on you--yet--since I don't know you.  I'll also offer you a discounted price on tutoring for your picks--trust me, you'll need the tutoring in the near future. 

Anyway, I'm sure pink cookies, etc. will be in the making soon.  Be warned, Commish and Meder, I still have 2 ALMOST FULL bottles of glitter, so stay away from my car! Lil Tony G, remember that I left you out last year since you weren't in the incriminating photo...I won't leave you out again so make responsible decisions if propositioned by the other 2 schmucks!

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