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From: the scribe <d...@hitechespresso.com>
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:24:34 +0000 (UTC)

Local: Sun, Feb 13 2011 9:24 am

Subject: A big thank you to my faithful customers and Arab terrorists!

You know who you are, and I thank you! Without you I wouldn't be where
I am
today, the largest espresso machine salesman on Usenet. And without
you I'd
never have been able to wage my one man war against Texxy, Randy,
Foxxy,
Mary, Suzzzie, Stevie, et al, for these many years, or single-handedly
destroy the alt.coffee newsgroup.

So I thank you: just as al-Qaeda thanks its many supporters who've
knowingly donated to "innocent" Arab charities and bought the millions
of
bootleg video games and movies, so I too thank you! Ben Laden wouldn't
be
where he is today without his faithful supporters and neither would I.

So a BIG thank you goes out to all you Arab terrorists and espresso
lovers!

I sincerely love you!

Dave Blane
877 286 2833

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