Transcript of my call to Craig's List --- texxy as dave

[the scribe]

Ring, ring!
Hello. Craig's List, how may we help you?
This is, sniff-sniff-sniff, Dave Blaine and that meany Tex's picking
on my
sorry ass again!
Sir, If you'll stop crying I may be able to help you.
Oh thank you very much nice lady, thank you! I'm almost at my
(half)wits
end.
...
Woe is me; Tex's picking on me and it's just not fair! Sniff-sniff-
sniff!
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how sad to be stopped -- at every turn.