Funny quotes of Jeppiar
Riyaz
Dr.Jeppiaar is an English educationalist.
Founder-Chairman of Jeppiaar Educational Trust comprising of
Sathyabama University (1988),
St. Josephs college of Engineering
St. Marys school of Management Studies
Jeppiaar Engineering College
Panimalar Engineering College
panimalar institute of technology
Mamallan Institute of Technology and
Jeppiaar Technologies
Panimalar Polytechnic
SRR Engineering College
I have four daughters all are females….
- Fathers give girls fresh… I give fathers girls fresh… (Spoken on the opening day!)
- We all one umbrella
- When jesus born only some Christiany, one day all Christiany…
- Girls girls jingle jingle , boys boys mingle mingle, girls boys no jingle mingle…
- Jeppiaar on why we have a mess in school and use buses: “Bus miss means mess miss… mess miss means hangry… (hungry that is)… hangry means angry… then not study”
- I went German, My Friend Married… I enjoyed…
- I was going on the road in car, suddenly mutton jump onto the road.
- “All CID’s go” – said to squads who are supposed to keep a watch on the students.
- On the day of sathyabama strike… some one hit him witha pen… then he told… “I court order strictly follow. You kill I?”
- FIRING BEEDI PUTTING IN THE BODY… He meant that students have started to smoke n throw it on the guards after doin so… This was said when a meeting was held regarding a complaint following this matter!
- You come… Catch all hands – We give money to all drama people having less money all month.
- On the stage – Two ppl were talking behind the stage… Suddenly he stops his Speech and turned back angrily: “I Talk; They Talk(audience) Why U Middle middle Talk???”
- U BATHROOM SMOKE MEANS,I JPR KNOW…
- U STUDY SEE.,FUTURE NO SEE…
- U STUDY MEANS WIFE COME.,U NO C IN COLAGE…
- During First year inaugurations – If Senior to rag the first year, then I arrest the police.
- All standing under the tree whos whos class whos whos go
- This was at some function in Panimalar Engg College: “Panimalar my mother – Mother food very nice – Panimalar food also very nice – One day i come panimalr with my wife and enjoy at mess”
- Today is the MGR birthday. Next month is Margali month… Aiyappan Birthday!
- Entry is not important only exit is important!
- St.Joseph girls all good looking – easy alliance, marriage fixed.
- Boy Boy talk… Girl Girl talk… No boy girl talk… If talk punish Boy – very famous one!
- On M.G.R’s birthday: “I & M.G.R very close – we eat in same plate – sleep in same bed”
- Once in college day 2001, the mech guys where shouting ‘LIC heightu – Mechanical weightu’. Jeppiar said ‘LIC heightu arear also weightu’.
- Boy boy talk no problem… Girl girl talk no problem… Boy girl talk everything problem.
- Once the Australian University has come to Satyabama for MOU in the year 2004. I still remember JPR was adressing one guy as “SOIL OF THE SON”. People have blown the top with heavy laugh…
- Boys fail in exam and Jeppiaar says (scolds in his own style) “You bayees, you Jaalee coming, Jaalee going. Unfit to this Caalege. Waste luggage!”
- Doctors are from nail to toe – But Engineers are from earth to sky… Nice huh.
- It happened once to me that Jeppiaar caught a student not wearin his tie. immediately JPR jumped up and said “IF U DINT TIE THE TIE,TIE THE TIE”
- On some carol service before Christmas he said… “As we all know how the Mary got the Jesus… without the help of Joseph!!!”
- Why students shdn’t smoke in campus: “You smoke church?? Nooooo!!!! You smoke temple????? Nooooo!!! THEN U DONT SMOKE COLLEGE; COLLLEGE EDUCATION TEMPLE”
- All girls who do not wear their dupatta in V shape will be viewed seriously.
- Jeppiaar… Comenting on the infrastructure of the college… “Rotate Sathyabama and see”.
- All our imports come from foreign countries
- His speech about Kargil widows: “All brothers standing border… Shooting, dieng… Child asking mummy… “Mummy, where is daddy”… Daddy coming body! Saying this he wiped his tears… We all broke into laughter…
- I have 400 illegal daughters & 500 illegal sons of 1st year.
- X + Y = Z. Before, I dont know why ‘x’, why ‘y’, why ‘z’. I hard hard work. Now i say what ‘x’, what ‘y’, what ‘z’. You work hard, u also say what ‘y’, what ‘x’, what ‘z’!!!
- ONCE A PARENTS ASKED Y R U NOT KEEPIN TREES IN COLLEGE… HIS REPLY WAS… ONE BOY… ONE GIRL… ONE TREE… NO TREE… AND NO FREE…
- Girl stay hostel… My hostel safe. Boy calling hostel and i in the hostel pick – ask… hello… Boy say girl… I ask who… He say cousin brother… I ask who cousin who brother… Boy no say… This no happen in my hostel. I stay their watch man – you no worry (this to all the parents) ok…?
- Tamil one: “Naan kaalayile kelambinen… Ennaku neraiya veedu… chinna veedu… periya veedu… Ellathukum poitu vara neram aagiduchu…”
- Once he saw a student wearing a cap and said “In campus, cap no use”
- In Tamil Elocution (Patti Manram) competition, Vaira Muthu was the judge. Jeppiar gave a inagural address in his broken english, but after his address, Vaira Muthu said in tamil “Avar udaintha angilathil pesinalum, avar udaiyatha manithar” to appreciate him.
- Girl see boy, boy see girl, our squad see them…Office standing..head down…why come parents ?!
- Durin first year inauguration… (describing the boy girl relationship in other colleges): ONE BOY SEEING BEAUTIFUL GIRL… TODAY TELLING HI… INNOCENT GIRL ALSO TELLING HI… TOMORROW ASKING WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL NUMBER… INNOCENT GIRL ALSO TELLIING… NEXT DAY CALLIING CINEMA… IN MY COLLEGE NO HAPPEN. PARENTS BE HAPPY
- These were the words he spoke on a Teacher’s day… on every Teacher’s day – “A doctor cannot make a doctor; A lawyer cannot make a layer; Engineer cannot make engineer; A teacher can maker doctor, lawyer, engineer, teacher”
- Once upon a time khakis arrest me and they put beedi in my body….
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# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).
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# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
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# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times…
You, go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)
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# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
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# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….
· Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences…
· Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
· At Sathyabama college day 2002:
· “This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”
· At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:
· “No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police”
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