Riverside vSuMR (with prizes) - Sunday March 8
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Hey Riverside Zwift Legends—
With spring practically breathing down winter’s neck, this may very well be our final vSuMR of the season—so let’s bid farewell to indoor suffering (for now) with something to sweeten your pain cave: PRIZES! Huge shout-out to Riverside, who is graciously bribing—oops, I mean rewarding—our sprint and KOM dynamos with some loot. Thanks, Tom, for encouraging our competitive spirit (read: obsession with free stuff)!
The (Not-So) Fine Print:
We're tackling Navig8 again—yes, the same route as last week because why mess with perfection? Expect prizes on 6 sprints and 1 KOM to spice up your morning cardio.
Prizes for the 1st place woman and man on every sprint segment (that’s all 6 sprints). So if you want glory (and goodies), time to channel your inner rocket ship.
Each rider can win up to (but not more than) 2 sprint prizes. We’re all for hoarding, but let’s keep it civil.
Prizes for 1st place woman and man on the Itza KOM climb (that’s the loooong second climb, Not the first climb—yes, the one everyone loves to hate). Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
All winners determined by the all-knowing, all-seeing Zwift Leader Board. No bribing the judges—just your legs and maybe your WiFi connection.
Prizes will NOT be shipped. Must be picked up at the shop. So, if you’re gunning for a prize, better pencil in a shop visit… or send a very persuasive friend.
Winners may face random drug testing (just kidding…) Excessive caffeine and rocket fuel are fair game.
As always, wheels roll at 9AM sharp! For you strategy nerds and map enthusiasts, here’s your essential reading: “Navig8” Route Details (Watopia) | Zwift Insider
Come on out, ride hard, and let’s squeeze the last bit of winter out together—with a side of friendly trash talk on Discord and maybe a trophy or two!
Doug
The Really Fine Print: Let’s be real—sometimes the Zwift leader board throws a mechanical (or a WiFi bonk). If technology decides to drop the chain and results go sideways, your humble race jury (i.e., yours truly) will step in and make a call that’s as fair and friendly as a post-ride coffee stop. So pedal hard, and trust that justice—and prizes—will be served, one sprint at a time!