Fwd: NICE!!! LEAVE APPLICATIONS
Karthikeyan S
From: vinoth vino <vinosm...@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:31:48 +0530
Subject: NICE!!! LEAVE APPLICATIONS
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*See , how people write leave Applications. ** *
*It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.
Just Read It. *
*The Leave Applications; ) *
· Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
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"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave." *
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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
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"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." *
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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing
his daughter's wedding: *
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.." *
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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept: *
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it ,
please grant me 10 days leave." *
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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: *
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return
, please grant me half day casual leave" *
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· An incident of a leave letter: *
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday." *
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· A leave letter to the headmaster: *
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you
to leave me today" *
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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster: *
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." *
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· Covering note: *
"I am enclosed herewith..." *
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· Another one: *
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..." *
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· Actual letter written for application of leave: *
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave". *
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· Letter writing:- *
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." *
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· A candidate's job application: *
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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Regards,
S. Karthikeyan