Funny Lessons in Logic

[Kamakshi Bisht]

Funny Lessons in Logic

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If your father is a poor man,   It is your fate but,   If your father-in-law is a poor man,   it's your stupidity.   *********** I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.   ***********   Practice makes perfect.....   But nobody's perfect..... .   So why practice?   ***********   Love Humor? Join our Group Funzug!   If it's true that we are here to help others,   Then what exactly are the others here for?   *********** Since light travels faster than sound,   People appear bright until you hear them speak.   ***********   How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?   ***********   Money is not everything.   There's MasterCard & Visa.   ***********   One should love animals.   They are so tasty.   ***********   Behind every successful man, there is a woman   And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.   ***********   Every man should marry.   After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.   ***********   The wise never marry.   And when they marry they become otherwise.   ***********   Success is a relative term.   It brings so many relatives.   ***********   Never put off the work till tomorrow   What you can put off today.   ***********   "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep   ***********   There should be a better way to start a day Than   Waking up every morning   ***********   "Hard work never killed anybody"   But why take the risk   ***********   "Work fascinates me"   I can look at it for hours   ***********   Love Humor? Join our Group Funzug!   God made relatives;   Thank God we can choose our friends.   ***********   The more you learn, the more you know   The more you know, the more you forget   The more you forget, the less you know   So.. Why learn.   ***********   A bus station is where a bus stops.   A train station is where a train stops.   On my desk, I have a work station....   What more can I say....   ***********

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