Bar Crawl

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Red Lion Bar Crawl

Be at Lion at 8:30pm

 

From 2:00-7:00pm Scott Danes will be at his house handing shirts out, so if you find time throughout the day, contact him so you can arrange a time to pick up your shirt.  If you do not pick up your shirt, he will be at lion ready to hand them out at 8:30pm when you arrive.

Location-ACACIA House on Third and Amory

Phone-630-338-3624

 

For those of you who have not had the pleasure to join a red lion bar crawl, you are all in for a real treat.  Be prepared as this may or may not be the drunkest, craziest, sluttiest night of your entire life.  With that being said, DON’T BE FUCKING STUPID.  Scott Cochrane has installed a brand new security/camera system which allows him to view what goes on his in the bar on his cell phone.  This system has been installed today(perfect timing for our bar crawl).  Do not take this information lightly, Cochrane is serious about reducing the theft, and debauchery that he believes goes on his is bar.  This still can and will be the craziest bar night of your life, but just be aware that Cochrane can watch at all times.

Now don’t let this security system ruin your night.  This will still be one of the craziest nights of your life, as the veterans can attest to.  If you are lucky, you might make it to classes on Friday, and might only wake up with just a broken nose.  We have one of the largest slush funds yet for a barcrawl which will allow the booze to be plentiful and might possibly get abby drunk enough to “dump em’ out”

Here is our lineup

Red Lion-8:30-9:15

Clys-9:15-til whenever the fuck we want

Firehaus-Cause fuck Kimmons right

Kams-get ready to be banned for life

Joes-if we feel like it

Lion-til the god damn sun rises

 

If you have any questions feel free to contact any of the managers

 

No Regrets, that’s my motto, well that and everybody wang chung tonight

 

MGR.