adult scroll patterns??
Lee
where I could get these??
Thank You
Lee
Greg Millen
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Greg
"Lee" <lreh...@tds.net> wrote in message
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Buddy Matlosz
Yeah...............sure.............a customer....
B.
AAvK
[whoever] is in the positions you desire [them] to be in. Then cut out the right
pictures and trace the outlines onto the wood, then cut awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Oh wait a minute... "customer"? heh heh, sorry.
Alex
Rick Cook
Lee wrote:
alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-)
Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded pictures.
Which could be an interesting experience in itself.
--RC
Mark L.
pray4surf
: where I could get these??
: Thank You
: Lee
I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use
a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface...
Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-)
Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos.
Rick
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Larry Jaques
ranted:
>Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>where I could get these??
Rent 10 minutes of a local hooker's time and take pics.
Translate those to scroll work and satisfy the guy.
DON'T tell your wife about it.
Or send the money to me. I'll find the gal, take the pics,
digitize them for you, and send them along via email.
All in the name of fine woodworking. ;)
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Fly-by-Night CC
wrote:
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
____
The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
Larry Jaques
<gmmi...@hotmail.com> calmly ranted:
>(!) perhaps a tracing?....
Rubbing would be better.
Mark Hopkins
bucks?
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Fly-by-Night CC
Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> All in the name of fine woodworking. ;)
Slight correction Lair-ee:
All in the fine name of working wood. ;)
GTO69RA4
>forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
>
>--
>Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
>____
>
>The problem in this country is that the bar is constantly being lowered;
>we then cheer clearing the bar as a great accomplishment and achievment.
I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required
scrollsaw:
http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920
GTO(John)
Larry Jaques
<onln...@easystreet.com> calmly ranted:
>In article <41683...@newspeer2.tds.net>, "Lee" <lreh...@tds.net>
>wrote:
>
>> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>> where I could get these??
>
>I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
>forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
don't you, Owie?
I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
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Larry Jaques
<onln...@easystreet.com> calmly ranted:
>In article <4qchm0t28rkirmm7a...@4ax.com>,
> Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>> All in the name of fine woodworking. ;)
>
>Slight correction Lair-ee:
>All in the fine name of working wood. ;)
There's a difference?
Fly-by-Night CC
Larry Jaques <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
> don't you, Owie?
The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.
> I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
Yep.
Fly-by-Night CC
gto6...@aol.com (GTO69RA4) wrote:
> I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required
> scrollsaw:
>
> http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=1920
HEY! Keep that Oliver away from my Johnson.
(BTW, that Oliver's a beaut.)
Luigi Zanasi
>(!) perhaps a tracing?....
So, that's how you did it!
(Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.)
Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
Greg Millen
> On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen"
> <gmmi...@hotmail.com> scribbled:
>
>>(!) perhaps a tracing?....
>
> So, that's how you did it!
>
> (Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.)
Darn! The memories in this place!
--------------------
G'day Luigi, how goes the Hammuh?
cheers,
Groggy
Greg Millen
> In article ,
> Larry Jaques wrote:
>
>> You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
>> don't you, Owie?
>
> The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.
>
>> I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
>
> Yep.
Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'
Popcorn anyone?
Groggy
Fly-by-Night CC
"Greg Millen" <gmmi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'
>
> Popcorn anyone?
Don't skimp on the butter and salt!
> Groggy
Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely
post much these days myself.
Greg Millen
> post much these days myself.
It does seem like a while, things have been particularly busy this year. I
still read the wreck, but don't engage as much. Sadly, HWSRUN and some heavy
political threads have removed a little of the lustre. Still, I like to read
and follow the goings-on.
cheers,
Greg
Unisaw A100
>The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.
You mean like the one in this picture?
http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=54
Just trying to keep it wooddorking, ya know?
UA100
Unisaw A100
>Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>where I could get these??
You could start by dropping down into the hood (or a truck
stop) and see if someone would let you borrow their mud
flaps.
>Thank You
Oh no "Lee", the pleasure has been/will continue to be ours.
Please, keep then "coming".
UA100
Larry Jaques
ranted:
One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if
one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a
pukey-duckmaker!
Larry Jaques
<gmmi...@hotmail.com> calmly ranted:
>"Fly-by-Night CC" wrote in message ...
Nah, I'm trying to keep my girlish figure.
WoodMangler
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork
Every time I attempt erotic scrollwork the neighbors scream "PUT YOUR
CLOTHES ON PERV!!" through the open garage door.
Tom Watson
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>One of the greatest horrors of our time would be made true if
>one of those beautiful monsters end up in the hands of a
>pukey-duckmaker!
...or a pukey-dickmaker...
Regards,
Tom.
"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Nova
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
> Thank You
> Lee
When someone asks for scroll saw patterns I usually suggest that they check
some children's' coloring books. I thought I's give "Google" a shot.
Amazing...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%2Berotic+%2B%22coloring+books%22&btnG=Search
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Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA
(Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply)
Lobby Dosser
news:41697BC1...@adelphia.net:
Right about now there are a whole bunch of folks wondering about the
sudden increase in their site traffic ...
Fly-by-Night CC
Unisaw A100 <Unisa...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> You mean like the one in this picture?
>
> http://www.owwm.com/PhotoIndex/detail.asp?id=54
>
> Just trying to keep it wooddorking, ya know?
Mine's prettier, if I do say so myself.
Rick Cook
pray4surf wrote:
> "Lee" <lreh...@tds.net> wrote in message
> news:41683...@newspeer2.tds.net...
> : Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> : where I could get these??
> : Thank You
> : Lee
> :
> I've heard that if you photocopy (copier/Xerox) a picture, you can then use
> a med heat iron to transfer the image to another surface...
<snip>
You can indeed. That's typically how I transfer patterns to wood for relief
carving. It's got the added advantage that you can make several copies of the
pattern, all exactly alike.
Two caveats about this method. First, drag out your scraper and scrape the
surface of the board as smooth as you can get it. The transfer doesn't take well
on an uneven surface. Second, get your iron very, very hot. "Linen" setting or
better. In my experience it works better than the medium setting.
(And if you want to keep peace in your household, go to the thrift store and
pick up an old iron just for pattern transfer.)
--RC
Jim Helfer
> On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC
> <onln...@easystreet.com> calmly ranted:
>
>
>>In article <41683...@newspeer2.tds.net>, "Lee" <lreh...@tds.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
>>>where I could get these??
>>
>>I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be
>>forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
>
>
> You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus",
> don't you, Owie?
>
> I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
>
It's not realy the length, I'm told. It's the thickness.
justi...@gmail.com
> Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know
> where I could get these??
> Lee
scrollsawvillage.com has some