Old age joke

[Markem618]

An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all.
After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his
word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear
me?
"Is that you, Frank?
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed.
"That's wonderful! What's it like?
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the
warm sun andthen have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch
(and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the
golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper,it's back to the golf course again. Then
it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and
then the next day it starts all over again.
"Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."

[Leon]

Oh crap that was funny. My wife almost lost it.