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RE: O/T: So You Want To A Plumber

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Lew Hodgett

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May 14, 2013, 10:38:35 PM5/14/13
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Things you want to remember if you want to be a plumber:

1) Friday is payday
2) Never bite your fingernails
3) Never eat the yellow snow
4) Crap doesn't flow uphill
5) It may smell like crap to you but it smells like money to a
plumber**
5) It may be crap to you but it's money to a plumber**

** This also applies to Civil Engineers

Lew



k...@attt.bizz

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May 15, 2013, 8:50:14 PM5/15/13
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On Tue, 14 May 2013 19:38:35 -0700, "Lew Hodgett"
<sails...@verizon.net> wrote:

>Things you want to remember if you want to be a plumber:
>
>1) Friday is payday
>2) Never bite your fingernails
>3) Never eat the yellow snow
>4) Crap doesn't flow uphill
>5) It may smell like crap to you but it smells like money to a
>plumber**
>5) It may be crap to you but it's money to a plumber**

Signs on the side of honey wagons (really):

"Your shit is our bread and butter."
"We're #1 in the #2 business.

>** This also applies to Civil Engineers
>
Mechanical engineers design weapons. Civil engineers design targets.

Richard

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May 15, 2013, 9:27:32 PM5/15/13
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Stay back 50 feet!
May contain political promises.

John

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May 15, 2013, 9:32:57 PM5/15/13
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On Wed, 15 May 2013 20:50:14 -0400, k...@attt.bizz wrote:

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> "We're #1 in the #2 business.

I've been behind a truck with that sign ;-)

G. Ross

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May 15, 2013, 9:53:55 PM5/15/13
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k...@attt.bizz wrote: 8>< snip > Signs on the side of honey wagons (really): > "Your shit is our bread and butter." > "We're #1 in the #2 business. Speaking of signs on vehicles-- I was once behind a car with "Just Married" written all over it. On the back window was written, "Grand Opening of the grand opening". GW Ross Without Time, everything would happen at once.
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