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Lew Hodgett
Jun 1, 2012, 9:49:10 PM6/1/12
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Good question.
Enjoy
Lew
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Is Mitt Romney a unicorn?
The concerned citizens of Arizona would like Secretary
of State Bennett to investigate.
Last week, Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett,
the state's top elections official, threatened to kick
President Obama off the state's ballot until Hawaii once
again reiterated that Obama was born in that state.
In response to Bennett's flirtation with birtherism,
17,000 people signed a petition asking him to also
investigate whether presumptive Republican presidential
nominee Mitt Romney is a unicorn.
While it remains to be seen whether such an investigation
will reveal that the former Massachusetts governor is
indeed a fantastical horned beast similar in appearance
to a horse, it's not clear whether Romney would be
permitted to run for president if he is indeed a unicorn.
Bennett began an inquiry with the state of Hawaii
concerning the president's birth certificate because,
according to him, some of his constituents asked him to.
Did 17,000 ask him to investigate the president’s birth
certificate?
Probably not, but 17,000 are asking him to investigate
whether or not Mitt Romney is a unicorn.
Will he obey their demands?
Mitt Romney released his birth certificate last night,
so I'm sure the issue is settled.
Not that it was ever in doubt anyway.
After all, Mitt Romney is white.
Enjoy
Lew
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Is Mitt Romney a unicorn?
The concerned citizens of Arizona would like Secretary
of State Bennett to investigate.
Last week, Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett,
the state's top elections official, threatened to kick
President Obama off the state's ballot until Hawaii once
again reiterated that Obama was born in that state.
In response to Bennett's flirtation with birtherism,
17,000 people signed a petition asking him to also
investigate whether presumptive Republican presidential
nominee Mitt Romney is a unicorn.
While it remains to be seen whether such an investigation
will reveal that the former Massachusetts governor is
indeed a fantastical horned beast similar in appearance
to a horse, it's not clear whether Romney would be
permitted to run for president if he is indeed a unicorn.
Bennett began an inquiry with the state of Hawaii
concerning the president's birth certificate because,
according to him, some of his constituents asked him to.
Did 17,000 ask him to investigate the president’s birth
certificate?
Probably not, but 17,000 are asking him to investigate
whether or not Mitt Romney is a unicorn.
Will he obey their demands?
Mitt Romney released his birth certificate last night,
so I'm sure the issue is settled.
Not that it was ever in doubt anyway.
After all, Mitt Romney is white.
Dave in Texas
Jun 2, 2012, 12:28:52 PM6/2/12
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"Lew Hodgett" wrote in message
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Good question.
Enjoy
Lew
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Is Mitt Romney a unicorn?
~ :o ))))))
Dave in Texas
news:4fc97115$0$1776$c3e8da3$66d3...@news.astraweb.com...
Good question.
Enjoy
Lew
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Is Mitt Romney a unicorn?
Dave in Texas
Lew Hodgett
Jun 2, 2012, 8:51:02 PM6/2/12
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Works better if you spell it correctly.
Lew
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Lew
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Doug Miller
Jun 3, 2012, 12:01:08 AM6/3/12
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"Lew Hodgett" <sails...@verizon.net> wrote in news:4fcab4f4$0$1278$c3e8da3$3304c218
@news.astraweb.com:
> Works better if you spell it correctly.
Works even better if you keep your nonsense to yourself.
Enough is enough: <plonk>
@news.astraweb.com:
> Works better if you spell it correctly.
Enough is enough: <plonk>
m II
Jun 3, 2012, 12:40:55 AM6/3/12
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I wonder if he has anybody that he can read anymore. That makes about
183 over the last few years. LOL
I also wonder if anybody else cares.
Talk about passive aggressive trolling.
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"Doug Miller" wrote in message
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183 over the last few years. LOL
I also wonder if anybody else cares.
Talk about passive aggressive trolling.
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"Doug Miller" wrote in message
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Jim Weisgram
Jun 8, 2012, 3:57:37 PM6/8/12
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<plonk>
Gordon Shumway
Jun 8, 2012, 4:30:54 PM6/8/12
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On Fri, 1 Jun 2012 18:49:10 -0700, "Lew Hodgett"
<sails...@verizon.net> wrote:
>After all, Mitt Romney is white.
Over the recent years you have referred to many, who do not agree with
<sails...@verizon.net> wrote:
>After all, Mitt Romney is white.
your warped political views, as a "pathetic bigot." Well, Lew, and I
mean this from the bottom of my heart; you are the biggest pathetic
bigot I am aware of.
(Plonk!)
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