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weedwart

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Jan 22, 2007, 7:03:08 AM1/22/07
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If anyone has information regarding the identity of the person posting
here as Oneup please e-mail me at weed...@gmail.com. I will pay a
reward for accurate information.

wee...@aol.com

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Jan 22, 2007, 8:27:48 AM1/22/07
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Why don't you two pick a date/time, meet up at a specific beach on Cape
Cod and handle this issue Da Hui style. I'll bring the medication for
the mediation because you two are embarrassing all Cape Cod sailors
acting like girlie boys.

Loser must rig in The Enchanted Forrest at Kalmus or one season wearing
a speedo. Shit, who knows, maybe the winner may want to do that. :-)

The Dog

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Jan 22, 2007, 10:47:17 AM1/22/07
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I guess the race is on to see which of them can find the true identity
of the other first. This could actually get amusing. Though they best
be careful, or Mo might sharpen up the crayons again.

Of course, comicboy probably wants to pay by rubber check.

Dog

M. Gunn

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Jan 22, 2007, 3:23:54 PM1/22/07
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in article 1169467388.1...@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com, weedwart at
weed...@gmail.com wrote on 1/22/07 4:03 AM:

> If anyone has information regarding the identity of the person posting
> here as Oneup please e-mail me at weed...@gmail.com. I will pay a
> reward for accurate information.
>

Due to the sensitive nature of the information you wish to optain it's
imperative that you contact <MI5-Paranoi...@mi5.gov.uk> for the
pertinent details! They may wish to do a background check on you before
disclosing any gov't secrets.

HTH

;)
Mo

(lost 10 lbs laughing my butt off reading your post!)

--
Team Coyote
http://www.teamcoyote.net

M. Gunn

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Jan 22, 2007, 3:33:36 PM1/22/07
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in article 1169480837.3...@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com, The Dog at
google_po...@yahoo.com wrote on 1/22/07 7:47 AM:

> This could actually get amusing. Though they best
> be careful, or Mo might sharpen up the crayons again.

Had to buy a whole new box!
<http://www.teamcoyote.net/shot_otd.html>

I wish he's stop giving me material.


Mo ;)

What's next? Enchanted Forrest...speedo...rubber check....Lord help me!
(coming soon)

wee...@aol.com

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Jan 22, 2007, 4:07:33 PM1/22/07
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Mo wrote:

<< Due to the sensitive nature of the information you wish to optain
it's

imperative that you contact <MI5-Paranoia.gone.a...@mi5.gov.uk> for the

pertinent details! They may wish to do a background check on you before

disclosing any gov't secrets. >>

You forgot to mention an AFDB Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie must be
worn when contacting said email address.


http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

Cliff Frost

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Jan 22, 2007, 5:36:06 PM1/22/07
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I have accurate information. Please send me $1,000.

Thanks,
Cliff

Tsunami

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Jan 22, 2007, 6:33:51 PM1/22/07
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"Cliff Frost" <cl...@malcolm.berkeley.edu> wrote in message
news:ep3e8m$lu2$1...@agate.berkeley.edu...

> I have accurate information. Please send me $1,000.
>
> Thanks,
> Cliff
>


No. You send weedwart aka cosmiccharles a dud check with the information and
he sends you $1000..... no..... how about you can give him the
information, but your long lost dictator uncle died and left a million
dollars in a swiss bank account, so you just need weedwart's account
number...........


nikita

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Jan 22, 2007, 11:44:40 PM1/22/07
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Getting desperate, huh? You are so funny!

I generally don't think that concealing identities is a good thing, but
this oneup character definitely livens up the discussion. You, guys,
make a perfect pair - it's just so amuzing to watch!

The Dog

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Jan 23, 2007, 12:39:37 PM1/23/07
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> Mo
>
> (lost 10 lbs laughing my butt off reading your post!)

Speaking of weight-loss laughing, I just saw your latest episodes of
"As the Troll Turns"... Damn fine stuff. You definitely have some
talents besides the mocking of the perpetually delusional. Who knew?

Dog

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M. Gunn

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Jan 23, 2007, 1:06:55 PM1/23/07
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in article 1169573977....@k78g2000cwa.googlegroups.com, The Dog at
google_po...@yahoo.com wrote on 1/23/07 9:39 AM:

<whisper>Shhh! Don't say a word.</whisper>


Mo
(as we type, all's quiet on the western front)

address @someplace.com Zephyr

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Jan 23, 2007, 1:25:29 PM1/23/07
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"weedwart" <weed...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1169467388.1...@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...

> If anyone has information regarding the identity of the person posting
> here as Oneup please e-mail me at weed...@gmail.com. I will pay a
> reward for accurate information.
>

weedwart,


if you really are interested in oneup, you can find out who he/she is by
emailing the email address that is contained in the header info of any of
their posts

send it to

Complaints-To: groups...@google.com

ref this post

Xref: number1.nntp.dca.giganews.com rec.windsurfing:233044

and say it came from this person

Injection-Info: s80g2000cwa.googlegroups.com; posting-host=75.69.197.118;
posting-account=xB_Z3w0AAADl24qi98cM6MwZpgk6O7au

I copied that info from your little exchange in the boom dimensions thread a
while back

Since I really don't have a complaint to lodge, I 'm not going to send that
email for you,
but, since, all the info is there, and if you do send that email to google,
they will provide you with the accurate info,
I think you can pay up.

send a donation to uswindsurfing

http://www.uswindsurfing.org/

as for info,

you buddy is from around Middleboro and uses Comcast internet.

if you want to throw rocks at his windows,
call Comcast and ask them to tell you who uses 75.69.197.118;
as their IP.


Dave


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From: "weedwart" <weed...@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: rec.windsurfing
Subject: Boom Dimensions
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follow up post.


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From: oneup...@gmail.com
Newsgroups: rec.windsurfing
Subject: Re: Boom Dimensions
Date: 7 Jan 2007 06:53:01 -0800
Organization: http://groups.google.com
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Florian Feuser

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Jan 23, 2007, 2:50:17 PM1/23/07
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On 2007-01-23 13:25:29 -0500, "Zephyr" <an address @ some place .com> said:

> weedwart,
>
>
> if you really are interested in oneup, you can find out who he/she is by
> emailing the email address that is contained in the header info of any
> of their posts
>
> send it to
>
> Complaints-To: groups...@google.com
>
> ref this post
>
> Xref: number1.nntp.dca.giganews.com rec.windsurfing:233044
>
> and say it came from this person
>
> Injection-Info: s80g2000cwa.googlegroups.com; posting-host=75.69.197.118;
> posting-account=xB_Z3w0AAADl24qi98cM6MwZpgk6O7au

Nikita,
I think you're complicating things for our friend.
It will be much more efficient to google for oneup.again, then save the
results window as a text file and drag it to the trash. That should do
it.

Florian

nikita

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Jan 23, 2007, 3:24:41 PM1/23/07
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Florian,

I didn't put out this info there, Zephyr did. I would rarely get in the
middle of a fight, especially such an amusing one.

Nikita.

Florian Feuser

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Jan 23, 2007, 4:08:03 PM1/23/07
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On 2007-01-23 15:24:41 -0500, "nikita" <npia...@yahoo.com> said:

> Florian,
>
> I didn't put out this info there, Zephyr did. I would rarely get in the
> middle of a fight, especially such an amusing one.
>
> Nikita.

oops.

florian

oneup...@gmail.com

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Feb 2, 2007, 7:41:34 PM2/2/07
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"...regarding the identity of the person posting here as Oneup...I
will pay a reward for accurate information..."

Brucie, you idiot, I'm Marky the Pool Guy from Florida. Don't you
remember?

OK, all kidding aside, how much are you offering?

On 22 Jan, 07:03, "weedwart" <weedw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If anyone has information regarding the identity of the person posting

> here as Oneup please e-mail me at weedw...@gmail.com. I will pay a
> reward for accurate information.


M. Gunn

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Feb 2, 2007, 10:17:58 PM2/2/07
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in article 1170463294....@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com,
oneup...@gmail.com at oneup...@gmail.com wrote on 2/2/07 4:41 PM:

> "...regarding the identity of the person posting here as Oneup...I
> will pay a reward for accurate information..."
>
> Brucie, you idiot, I'm Marky the Pool Guy from Florida. Don't you
> remember?
>
> OK, all kidding aside, how much are you offering?

Cue the theme song...and announcer says, "This is Jeopardy!"
Alex, "Category is: Oneup.again"
Contestant #1...answer is: "What is static cling?"
<http://www.teamcoyote.net/shot_otd.html> (scroll to the end)

Mo :)

The Dog

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Feb 2, 2007, 10:32:32 PM2/2/07
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> Cue the theme song...and announcer says, "This is Jeopardy!"
> Alex, "Category is: Oneup.again"
> Contestant #1...answer is: "What is static cling?"
> <http://www.teamcoyote.net/shot_otd.html> (scroll to the end)
>
> Mo :)


Admit it... You've been waiting for that.. ahem... opening all
week. ;-)

Dog

M. Gunn

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Feb 2, 2007, 10:46:29 PM2/2/07
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in article 1170473552.0...@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com, The Dog at
google_po...@yahoo.com wrote on 2/2/07 7:32 PM:

> Admit it... You've been waiting for that.. ahem... opening all
> week. ;-)
>
> Dog

...busted
Gotta admit I thought it'd come sooner.
It's all about preparation (h)

;)

pacspeed

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Feb 2, 2007, 10:50:51 PM2/2/07
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I have a personal theory, though supported by nothing but my own gut
instinct, that oneup and Sinbad, aka Cosmiccharlie, aka Bruce Swift,
aka a million other names, are one and the same person.
I think Oneup is Sinbad's split schizophrenic personality, the part
that hates the rest of himself so vehemently he is compelled to insult
himself on the internet. One of Sinbad's famous tricks is replying to
his own posts via an alias, usually in support of some ridiculous
position. Oneup ALWAYS materializes immediately thereafter in
opposition. Oneup never misses a post of sinbad's to insult, even
chasing down all his aliases, but is totally inactive otherwise.
Curious.
If I'm wrong, sincere apologies to Oneup, but I smell a rat.

The Dog

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Feb 2, 2007, 11:06:52 PM2/2/07
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> ...busted
> Gotta admit I thought it'd come sooner.

I can't be there every time....

> It's all about preparation (h)

Bad Girl!

> ;)

What she emoted.

Dog

oneup...@gmail.com

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Feb 3, 2007, 6:28:59 AM2/3/07
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"...scroll to the end..."

I love it! One of the four fundamental forces of nature: STATIC
CLING.

oneup...@gmail.com

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Feb 3, 2007, 6:59:41 AM2/3/07
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"If I'm wrong, sincere apologies..."

Apologies accepted, but your concept is insightful. And if it helps
you visualize Brucie as a schizoid wacko, then go with it. Your
notion that I'm him will annoy him more than my badgering -- if he
understands it, that is.

I'm not totally inactive (for example, I'm responding to you), but I
feel it's pointless and wrong to insult folks who are decent, funny,
lighthearted., intelligent, and generally supportive and helpful. I
prefer to hammer on one particular hammerhead who deserves to be
hammered into the ground like a tent peg.

And, yes, I've missed (quite) a few of his vitriolic posts.
Unfortunately.

One more nuance ---- I don't hate Brucie vehemently. I rather like
the guy. He is persistent. We should should call him "Mr.
Timex." (Takes a kickin' and keeps on tickin'.) But it *is* fun to
give him a bit of his own medicine.

wee...@aol.com

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Feb 3, 2007, 4:45:31 PM2/3/07
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Don't let the Enchanted Forest Boys see that. They'll get the heebie
geebies.
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