Just a little award Onideus Mad Hatter aka Diaperboi aka Matthew Molton just won in AFA-B
dave hillstrom
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Message-ID: <Xns9834D7B35225pi...@204.153.244.170>
Subject: WINNERS! alt.fan.art-bell awards, Summer 2006
On 04 Sep 2006 05:19:29 GMT, Friendly Neighborhood Pollster
<poll...@netcabal.com> wrote:
><MUSIC>"Also Sprach Zarathustra"</MUSIC>
>
>Ladies and gentlemen, by the authority vested in me by the Overseer of
>Kooks & Trolls in AFA-B, I present the winners of the Summer 2006
>alt.fan.art-bell Awards. The envelopes, please!
>
><MUSIC>"The X-Files Theme"
>
<snip other awards>
>GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter.................8
>Raymond Karczewski.................3
>Dr. David Tholen...................7
>None of the above..................0
>Abstain............................2
>
>Congratulations, Hatter. You don't need a projection TV to display your
>anime music videos. Just point your spiffy ring at the screen!
and our boy matthew gets the usenet kook award he so richly deserves
for his new found skills of parroting and projection.
<sniff>
im so proud of him.
BWAAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
<snip other awards>
>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the Summer 2006
>alt.fan.art-bell Awards. Twenty people submitted ballots. Two of their
>revotes were counted instead of their original ballots. A notorious
>fuckwit also voted, but, at my discretion, I counted his ballot. Yes, I
>was being generous. Don't count on my generosity as a matter of course.
>Therefore, two ballots were discarded and twenty were counted.
>
>The next call for nominations will be October 31, 2006, for the Fall
>2006 alt.fan.art-bell Awards. although nominations will be accepted
>before then. The next ballot will be posted the Sunday before
>Thanksgiving, and the announcement of the winners is scheduled for the
>Sunday after Thanksgiving. Until then, enjoy!
>
><MUSIC>"Happy Trails to You"</MUSIC>
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Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
Onideus Mad Hatter
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>excerpted from
>Message-ID: <Xns9834D7B35225pi...@204.153.244.170>
>
>Subject: WINNERS! alt.fan.art-bell awards, Summer 2006
>
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>On 04 Sep 2006 05:19:29 GMT, Friendly Neighborhood Pollster
><poll...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>
>><MUSIC>"Also Sprach Zarathustra"</MUSIC>
>>
>>Ladies and gentlemen, by the authority vested in me by the Overseer of
>>Kooks & Trolls in AFA-B, I present the winners of the Summer 2006
>>alt.fan.art-bell Awards. The envelopes, please!
>>
>><MUSIC>"The X-Files Theme"
>>
><snip other awards>
>
>
>
>>GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION
>>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter.................8
>>Raymond Karczewski.................3
>>Dr. David Tholen...................7
>>None of the above..................0
>>Abstain............................2
>>
>>Congratulations, Hatter. You don't need a projection TV to display your
>>anime music videos. Just point your spiffy ring at the screen!
>
>and our boy matthew gets the usenet kook award he so richly deserves
>for his new found skills of parroting and projection.
>
><sniff>
>
>im so proud of him.
>
>BWAAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
Nice award speech, DiaperBaby.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
cub....@yahoo.com
Is that all you got, "Hatter"? Your a piss poor scumbag.
So just go piss on yourself!
Goodbye, you filthy wanker,
cub brave
Onideus Mad Hatter
>> mhm น x น
Hey Cubby, still as retarded as ever I see. How's that whole wannabe
"trolling" thing workin out for ya these days? LOL
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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