Acronyms for aircraft operators
Marc Philips
Lets start with one that is older than civil aviation itself :
SABENA : Such a Bad Experience, Never Again.
Less common ones :
TAP : Take Another Plane!
PIA : Please Inform Allah.
AI : Allah Informed!
LUFTHANSA : Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Stewards are Available.
If you know any other ones, please share them.
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Richard Pierson
|>
|> Lets start with one that is older than civil aviation itself :
|> SABENA : Such a Bad Experience, Never Again.
|>
|> Less common ones :
|> TAP : Take Another Plane!
|> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
|> AI : Allah Informed!
|> LUFTHANSA : Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Stewards are Available.
|>
|> If you know any other ones, please share them.
JAFO : Just Another Fuc**n Observer (Movie Blue Thunder, and a military
acronym.)
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Kenneth E. Harker
ma...@cfmu.eurocontrol.be (Marc Philips) writes:
> SABENA : Such a Bad Experience, Never Again.
> TAP : Take Another Plane!
> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
> AI : Allah Informed!
> LUFTHANSA : Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Stewards are Available.
DELTA: Don't Even Leave The Airport!
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Asher Samuels
TWA= Terrorists Waiting Aboard (this one from back in 1985)
A different tourism Acronym:
EPCOT = Every Person Comes Out Tired.
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Jeff Edelheit
>EL AL= Every Landing Always Late
>TWA= Terrorists Waiting Aboard (this one from back in 1985)
I remember when it was said that TWA stood for Tiny Weeny Airlines
Jeff
Ridha Souissi
> AI : Allah Informed!
>
I don't get these two. What are they supposed to mean?
This isn't funny at all. Please have some respect.
Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
tl...@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
>Do you know what aircraft operator you're flying with?
>
>Lets start with one that is older than civil aviation itself :
> SABENA : Such a Bad Experience, Never Again.
>
>Less common ones :
> TAP : Take Another Plane!
> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
> AI : Allah Informed!
> LUFTHANSA : Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Stewards are Available.
>
>If you know any other ones, please share them.
>
ANA (All Nipon Airline) --Always Not Abailable
JAL (Japan Air Line) -- Joke About Life
British Airway -- Bloodish Airway
LUFTHANSA: A passion for recession!
America West: The more you fly, the more we make cents!
Hans
Hugh Garsden
|> Thanks to Mike Trout on rec.aviation almost three years ago...
|>
|> Barney
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|>
|> From: mi...@brspyr1.BRS.Com (Mike Trout)
|> Newsgroups: rec.aviation
|> Qantas - Quit Always Neglecting The Airplane, Stupid
Incorrect. It is:
Qantas - Quite A Nice Trip, Australian Style
;-)
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Karel Stokkermans
>In article <1992May12.1...@cfmu.eurocontrol.be>
>ma...@cfmu.eurocontrol.be (Marc Philips) writes:
>
>> SABENA : Such a Bad Experience, Never Again.
>> TAP : Take Another Plane!
>> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
>> AI : Allah Informed!
>> LUFTHANSA : Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Stewards are Available.
>DELTA: Don't Even Leave The Airport!
KLM : Kus Lieve Meisjes (Dutch for: Kiss Sweet Girls)
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Bernd Sieker
|> Lets start with one that is older than civil aviation itself :
|> SABENA : Such a Bad Experience, Never Again.
[ other deja vus deleted ]
Oh no, we had this just a few weeks ago and I don't know how
many times before, please don't start this again !!
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|> Fax: +32 2 729 32 16 Belgium
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>
>If you know any other ones, please share them.
>
Here is my list:
AI Allah Informed!
ALITALIA Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Anchorage
ALITALIA Airplane Landed In Toronto And Luggage In Atlanta
ALITALIA Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Australia
ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
ANA Always Not Abailable (All Nipon Airline)
BOAC Better On A Cammel
BOEING Bits Of Engine In Numerous Gardens
British Airway Bloodish Airway
CAAC China's Airlines Almost Crashes
CAAC China's Airlines Always Cancel
DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
DELTA Don't Even Leave The Airport
DELTA Don't Ever Leave The Aircraft (in flight)
JAFO Just Another Fuc**n Observer
JAL Joke About Life (Japan Air Line)
JAT Joke About Time
KLM Koop Lockheed Majesteit
LOT Lands Often in Tempelhof
LOT Lands On Tegel (West Berlin's airport)
LOT Lots Of Trouble
LUFTHANSA Let Us F*ck The Hostesses And Never See-you Aagain
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Not Say Anything
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck Tonight Honey And Never See Again
MSA May Still Arrive
OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PANAM Piss Artists Nearly to A Man
PIA Please Inform Allah
QANTAS Quarrelsome And Nasty Typical Australian Service
QANTAS Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service.
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Travelling As Stewards
QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors ?
SABENA Sauf Accident, Bien Entendu, Nous Arrivons
SABENA Such A Bad Experience, Never Again
SABENA Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again !
SAS Sex After Service
SAS Sex And Service
SIA Sex In the Air
TAP Take Another Plane
TAROM Trash And Rubble On Move (Romania's airline)
TWA Take the Waitress Away
TWA Time Waste Airlines
TWA Try Walking Across
TWA Two Weeks After
USAir U.S. Scare
USAir Unfortunately Still Allegheny in reality
USAir Useless Air
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>EL AL= Every Landing Always Late
>TWA= Terrorists Waiting Aboard (this one from back in 1985)
TWA= Try Walking, Asshole.
Windsor A. Morgan
>Also, USAir is now UScare!
I assume because USAir cares for its passengers.
*WHY* do people insist on doing this? Especially on rec.travel.air,
which is supposed to be a group for discussion on traveling by air,
*NOT* a group to show how unclever a poster can be? These "acronyms"
almost always show the airlines in a bad light, and I imagine that
most of the people who post their "acronyms" haven't even flown on
most of the airlines in which they are commenting! Really, these
"acronyms" are *NOT* witty.
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Marc Philips
No offense was intended, I apologize if some were taken.
David Simmons
Dont forget TWA--The West's Aeroflot
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Don't forget QANTAS: Queers and nymphomaniacs take all seats
QANTAS: Queer And Nasty -- Try Another Service.
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T. Kendelbacher OT133
|>
|> Lets start with one that is older than civil aviation itself :
|> SABENA : Such a Bad Experience, Never Again.
|>
|> Less common ones :
|> TAP : Take Another Plane!
|> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
|> AI : Allah Informed!
|> LUFTHANSA : Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Stewards are Available.
|>
|> If you know any other ones, please share them.
Here are some other common ones I recall:
SAS (Scandinavian Airlines): Sex And Satisfaction
ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff And Late In Arrival
and one in german:
EL AL: Entfuehrer landen als Leichen
(something like: Hijackers Landing as Corpses)
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Montree Suntichaikul
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>Thai Airways - Cry Airways
and
TG - Tomorrow go OR
- Two days go
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Paul Tomblin
>Thanks to Mike Trout on rec.aviation almost three years ago...
- Aer Subterrainea?
>Air BC - Air Burn & Crash
- we usually called this one Scare BC
Two other British Columbia airlines, now thankfully closed down for
numerous licensing and saftey violations:
Aquila - I'll Kill ya
Burrard - Burrowed (as in '..into the ground')
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Wee Kee Ng
Cant take a joke can you?
A good laugh a day, keeps the doctor away.
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an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman in a train compartment.
when the train stops, the englishman leaves with dignity without
looking behind. the irishman look back to check if he forgot
something behind. the scotsman looks back to check if someone else
forgot something.
an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman on a deserted island.
on the first day the irishman writes poems and makes whiskey. the second
day the scotsman drinks all the whiskey. the third day, the englishman
still waits to be introduced to the other two.
(this one was a bit longer i guess.. anyway)
J.M. Ivler ivler@mdcbbs.com
Pray (to) Almighty Lord
Possible Alright Landing
Perloined Air Luggage
And a number of others...
one "joke" made involved a flight crew of three on take off and only one jr.
officer when landing. When asked what happened to the other two crew members he
said that they bailed out when an engine went. He fought the plane and brought
it down safe alone... When asked why he chose to be a hero and save all those
lives, he said that there were only two parachutes and he lost the draw.
Asher Samuels
Take a chance fly Air France!
Richard A Frankel
AirChance (AirFrance)
Erik Hedberg
Ahhhh, but can He take a joke?
Fragano Ledgister
LIAT (Leeward Islands Air Transport) -- Leaving Island Any Time.
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We used to call it Try Walking Across (when traveling Europe->USA) or
Tomorrow We'll Arrive or Twying Wery 'Ard to be an airline.
British Airways is always Brutish Airways; British Midland is British Middling.
Aer Lingus (Irish flag carrier) was always considered to be a very Cunning
airline.
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Jeff Lopes
|> sou...@ei.ecn.purdue.edu (Ridha Souissi) writes:
|>
|> >> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
|> >> AI : Allah Informed!
|> >>
|>
|> >I don't get these two. What are they supposed to mean?
|> >This isn't funny at all. Please have some respect.
|> >Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
|> >worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
|>
|> Cant take a joke can you?
|>
Wee Kee Ng, please add me to your list of those who *can't take a joke*
as you so uneloquently phrase it. Perhaps in your tiny world there is
no racism, no ethnocentric hate, and no discrimination of people
because of sexual orientation. In the real world, however, these are
problems many of us face daily, and having slurs about Allah (for which
the author has already apologized, so what's *your* problem anyway) and
queers (the Quantas acronyms) on this newsgroup is distressing. Have
some respect for the things that others hold essential. By the way,
I *can* take a joke. The acronym game has grown dull.
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But Will It Arrive
Bet you Wait In Airport
Britain's Worst Investment Abroad.
Better Walk InsteAd (made this one up myself)
I'm trying to think of one after this airline delayed my flight by
nine hours.
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Now run along and buy yourself a sense of humor.
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DELTA - Don't Even Leave the Airport.
FireMAN
Ridha Souissi
>
>In article <1992May12.1...@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> sou...@ei.ecn.purdue.edu (Ridha Souissi) writes:
>>> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
>>> AI : Allah Informed!
>>I don't get these two. What are they supposed to mean?
>>This isn't funny at all. Please have some respect.
>>Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
>>worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
>
>Who cares?
>
>Now run along and buy yourself a sense of humor.
>
I do have a sense of humor. It is just different
from yours.
I didn't notice at first that the above "humor"
was cross posted (I read it from rec.travel)
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Paul Tomblin
>>Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
>>worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
>Cant take a joke can you?
No, but then neither could the Ayatollah....
Why are muslims so damn touchy? Most Christians and Jews don't get all
righteous when you make jokes about God, or Jesus, or Moses...
(OK, there have been a few notable exceptions here on rec.humor)
MOST of them don't even get touchy when you insult the above mentioned.
NONE of them have issued a public death threat to millions of people telling
them to kill the author of something that may or may not have been insulting.
OBJ:
Jesus walks in to a motel, slaps four nails on the counter, and says
"Can you put me up for the night?"
OBJ:
Jesus saves, Moses invests.
...Paul "Not Affiliated with any organized religion" Tomblin
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clayton EDward LEIHY iii
>> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
>> AI : Allah Informed!
>>
>
>I don't get these two. What are they supposed to mean?
>Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
>worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
Now *THAT'S* what I call F U N N Y ! ! !
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha
(excuse me, I just fell over from laughing so hard)
Eduardo
P.S. my friend doesn't get it.
J.W. Kirriemuir
>>> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
>>> AI : Allah Informed!
>>I don't get these two. What are they supposed to mean?
>>This isn't funny at all. Please have some respect.
>>Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
>>worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
Knows everything, does he? Could he tell me what grades I will get when
I finish this course? Or failing that, who will win the cricket this
summer, so I know who to put my money on. Tell him to e-mail me with the
results, and I will go halves with him on the prophets I mean profits.
ttfn, praise the lord and all that,
JK,
University of Keele,
Keele,
Muddy part of England.
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ps Salman Rushdie, who is on the same course as me (he is keeping his
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cs...@uk.ac.keele.seq1 (JANET) or cs...@seq1.keele.ac.uk (other)
:-)
Hitoshi Tsuji
> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
>If you know any other ones, please share them.
>
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Thomas Omar Smith
sou...@ei.ecn.purdue.edu (Ridha Souissi) writes:
>> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
>> AI : Allah Informed!
>>
>
>I don't get these two. What are they supposed to mean?
>This isn't funny at all. Please have some respect.
>Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
>worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
Maaaaayyyyyyyybbbbbbe
Maaaaayyyyyyyyybbbbbbe not.
Tom the non hacker
Kemp in 96!
Being a Republican isn't as much
fun as it used to be.
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Thomas Chung
>n...@swanee.ee.uwa.oz.au (Wee Kee Ng) writes:
>>sou...@ei.ecn.purdue.edu (Ridha Souissi) writes:
>>>This isn't funny at all. Please have some respect.
>>>Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
>>>worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
>>Cant take a joke can you?
>
>No, but then neither could the Ayatollah....
>
>Why are muslims so damn touchy? Most Christians and Jews don't get all
>righteous when you make jokes about God, or Jesus, or Moses...
>(OK, there have been a few notable exceptions here on rec.humor)
>MOST of them don't even get touchy when you insult the above mentioned.
>NONE of them have issued a public death threat to millions of people telling
>them to kill the author of something that may or may not have been insulting.
In this age, people joke about anything - religionS, politicians and else.
This is a free world.
And the most important of all, this is a news net of jokes.
If you can't take jokes, get out of this space.
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> Here is my list:
> [Deleted]
My favorite, which I haven't seen:
DELTA = Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
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olivera-SILVERA Walter
T'as raison mon pote
(it means "you're right man")
now, a little one which may sound a little bit traduced from french
Levy, Moise and Simon have their shop in the same street:
Levy at number 25, Moise at number 27 and Simon at number 29
Levy writes on his front "-50%"
Simon sees that and writes "-75%"
Moise comes and writes ... "Shop's entry"
if someone wants to post this again in real english, it would be fine
Jabir Hussain
Also,
PIA Perhaps I'll Arrive
Alan Barclay
>Jesus saves, Moses invests.
>
Jesus saves, passes to Moses, shoots, SCORES!!!
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I West Australia there is/was an outfit called MacRobertson-Miller
Airlines, which of course immediately became Micky Mouse Airlines.
Suresh
Another one...
Indonesian Airlines: GARUDA
Great Airlines Reduced Under Dutch Administration
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INTERFLUG = I've Never Tried Eating Raw Fish - Let Us Go.
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> INTERFLUG = I've Never Tried Eating Raw Fish - Let Us Go.
To this I've just to add:
INTERFLUG == INTER PUKE
All those who knew this one: I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist...
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Harold Somers
>esy...@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Thomas Chung) writes:
>
>>In article <1992May14.1...@geovision.gvc.com> p...@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>>And the most important of all, this is a news net of jokes.
>>If you can't take jokes, get out of this space.
I read this in rec.travel.air, which is NOT a news net of jokes. I can take
jokes (though not racist ones even if 'funny'), but I dont specially weant to
see them in rec.travel.air, so how about editing the Newsgroups line, folks?
Francois PELLEGRINI
>> PIA : Please Inform Allah.
>> AI : Allah Informed!
>I don't get these two. What are they supposed to mean?
>This isn't funny at all. Please have some respect.
>Allah is the name of God for more than a billion Muslims
>worldwide. He is informed and He knows everything.
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In what time complexity?
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