Homosexuals were another brunt of his jokes. For instance, there was an
Australian guy who once worked for the ATP and is now a journalist; I'm not
100 per cent sure whether he was gay or not, but if he was, it certainly
wasn't any of my business, or indeed Ivan Lendl's. Yet day in, day out, this
poor bloke used to take a fearful hammering from Lendl's idea of humour.
What could he say back? If he had told the world number one to piss off,
then he would have lost his job.
But the day Lendl decided to have a joke at my expense was the day he made a
big mistake. Not only did he run into somebody who didn't give a damn about
his reputation or his ranking, he also earned himself a fierce enemy who
would take great delight in getting even with him at a place that really
mattered a few years later. As I recall, the incident happened early in my
career, when I was only just 18 years old, and fresh from the junior world
number one, in terms of the full tour I was still very much a new kid on the
block.
Lendl had taken over the world number one spot a couple of months earlier
and quite rightly thought of himself as a big star. Nevertheless I was
feeling kind of special as well. I had just signed a deal to wear tennis
shoes made by the Italian firm Diadora, and had been given a very unique
gift. One of my great sporting heroes of the time was the legendary 400m
hurdler Edwin Moses, who was another, but much more celebrated, Diadora
client. In honour of Moses, the company had made him some special Crimson
red leather jogging shoes. Nowadays there are all different types of
coloured athletic footwear, such as Michael Johnson's golden spikes and
David Beckham's silver soccer boots. Back then, however, red leather jogging
shoes were unheard of, and to make their new signing feel wanted, Diadora
had presented me with a pair.
They were my pride and joy. I loved them, and one afternoon I was sitting on
a bench in the Monte Carlo Country Club locker room talking to Paul McNamee.
I had already lost in the qualifying rounds of the tournament but was
hanging around because Monte Carlo in the European spring is not an
unpleasant place to spend a few days training. The actual setting of the
tennis courts is one of the most beautiful in the world. They are terraced,
climbing above the clear blue Mediterranean, and if you look across the bay
there is the designer Karl Lagefeld's villa standing on the headland.
I was minding my own business when in walked Lendl, and he instantly took a
huge amusement in the red shoes on my feet. He bent down, pulled the laces
and ripped the shoes apart. There was no other way to describe it, he
totally destroyed the things, and the little plastic bits that held the
laces in place were pinging all over the locker room.
Lendl thought it was absolutely hillarious. Like a great big bully at
school, he was having a good time at the expense of one of the younger kids.
But he didn't realise that this new boy wasn't going to take any of his
shit, and I absolutely flew at him in a fearful rage, and if Paul McNamee
hadn't intervened very smartly, who is to say what would have happened.
Never mind the red shoes, for me the red mist had come down, and I wanted to
kill the world number one.
Macca had his arms around my chest pinning me back, but I was still shouting
at Lendl, yelling what a despicable bastard he was, and how I would punch
his lights out once I got the chance. All through it, Lendl was looking at
me with the expression that suggested, you cannot do this to me because I am
the number one. He really did think he could do anything he wanted. There
were a few players in the locker room who just missed the incident, and
several of them have since told me that they truly wished I had given Lendl
a really good hiding. From that day on I disliked the guy intensely, and
always referred to him as Mr Shoebreaker.
He was always so conceited, so superior and always used to put people down;
he would regularly berate me about my game, and say I possessed so many
technical and fundamental faults. To me, he was too unfunny for words, and I
always wanted to make him really suffer. That was why I enjoyed beating him
at Wimbledon so much. It was the one major title he never won, but craved so
much.
Pat Cash.
Do you think Lendl would make racial jokes about Raja? Would Raja even
mind?
RRaja would simple hear sweet nothing and lose himself in a romantic
dream lusting over Ivan's racist joke, begging Lendl to tell that
joke about the sand monkey again because it just get me all wet.
I like Pat Cash Australian don't take no shit stance, fuck Lendl I
would have tried to whip his ass to if he rip my shit for fun.
Well, I hope Cash can back some of these claims up. Otherwise, Lendl
has more than enough here for a libel case.
If this account about the shoes is accurate it reveals Lendl as more
of a bully than I knew, and this would rank as one of the greatest
revenge tales ever told. But I am having a hard time envisioning this
tearing of shoes while on Cash's feet so that the eyelets popped out,
pinging against the walls. If he did it, of course anyone would be
well within their rights to punch him, but Cash must not have taken
the quick swing or nobody would have had time to pull him off.
Obviously didn't look to settle it later either, just took more shit
from Lendl on his flawed technique (glad he didn't argue that one).
It just doesn't quite add up for me. Don't like the bit about a few
players who "just missed the incident" either. wtf does that mean?
Sounds like this encounter became embellished in Cash's mind to
me.When did he give this account?
If Pat Cash had replaced Ivan Lendl with Steffi Graf in his "wet
dream" story, I would have believed it more ;-)
I take cash before a check any time :-)