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Jesper Lauridsen
May 12, 2022, 5:02:12 PM5/12/22
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Anything to play for?
Sat
Leverkusen - Freiburg
Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
Bielefeld - Leipzig
Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
Stuttgart - Köln
Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
Gladbach - Hoffenheim
Completely pointless. 2-2
Dortmund - Hertha
Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
Cup final without scoring. 3-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern
Pointless. 2-3
Mainz - Frankfurt
Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0
Union - Bochum
Keeping the distance to Köln. 2-1
Augsburg - Fürth
The least interesting match all season. 1-1
Sat
Leverkusen - Freiburg
Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
Bielefeld - Leipzig
Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
Stuttgart - Köln
Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
Gladbach - Hoffenheim
Completely pointless. 2-2
Dortmund - Hertha
Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
Cup final without scoring. 3-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern
Pointless. 2-3
Mainz - Frankfurt
Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0
Union - Bochum
Keeping the distance to Köln. 2-1
Augsburg - Fürth
The least interesting match all season. 1-1
MH
May 12, 2022, 6:50:12 PM5/12/22
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On 2022-05-12 15:02, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Anything to play for?
Not really. Not going to catch up now.
>
> Bielefeld - Leipzig
> Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
> only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
0-2
>
> Stuttgart - Köln
> Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
1-1
>
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
> Completely pointless. 2-2
>
3-1
> Dortmund - Hertha
> Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
> Cup final without scoring. 3-1
>
2-1
> Wolfsburg - Bayern
> Pointless. 2-3
0-3
> Union - Bochum
> Keeping the distance to Köln. 2-1
>
1-1
> Augsburg - Fürth
> The least interesting match all season. 1-1
0-2
> Anything to play for?
Not really. Not going to catch up now.
>
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Freiburg
> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
3-2
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Freiburg
> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
>
> Bielefeld - Leipzig
> Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
> only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
>
> Stuttgart - Köln
> Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
>
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
> Completely pointless. 2-2
>
> Dortmund - Hertha
> Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
> Cup final without scoring. 3-1
>
> Wolfsburg - Bayern
> Pointless. 2-3
>
> Mainz - Frankfurt
> Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0
>
2-1
> Mainz - Frankfurt
> Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0
>
> Union - Bochum
> Keeping the distance to Köln. 2-1
>
> Augsburg - Fürth
> The least interesting match all season. 1-1
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May 12, 2022, 7:03:08 PM5/12/22
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Werner Pichler
May 12, 2022, 7:23:59 PM5/12/22
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On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 11:02:12 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Anything to play for?
>
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Freiburg
> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
1-1
> Anything to play for?
>
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Freiburg
> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
>
> Bielefeld - Leipzig
> Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
> only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
> Stuttgart - Köln
> Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
> Completely pointless. 2-2
> Dortmund - Hertha
> Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
> Cup final without scoring. 3-1
> Wolfsburg - Bayern
> Pointless. 2-3
> Mainz - Frankfurt
> Mission No Injuries for Frankfurt. 3-0
> Union - Bochum
> Keeping the distance to Köln. 2-1
> Augsburg - Fürth
> The least interesting match all season. 1-1
Ciao,
Werner
Binder Dundat
May 12, 2022, 7:55:19 PM5/12/22
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On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Anything to play for?
How about Lewandowski farewell match. Maybe make it a Catalan themed event.
> Anything to play for?
Futbolmetrix
May 13, 2022, 4:21:29 PM5/13/22
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On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Anything to play for?
Last day of the season is the opportunity to search for some glory on the Champs Elisees. I'm going to go all 538 with my predictions:
> Anything to play for?
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Freiburg
1X2 probabilities: 51-23-26
That's a 2-1 win for the Pretenders.
>
> Bielefeld - Leipzig
8-17-75
Ouch: 0-3
> Stuttgart - Köln
37-26-37
The platonic idea of a 1-1 draw.
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
41-23-36
Hmm... A high scoring draw? 2-2
> Dortmund - Hertha
68-19-13
Do the job, Dortmund! 3-1
> Wolfsburg - Bayern
26-21-53
That's a 1-2.
> Mainz - Frankfurt
42-27-31
2-1 home win
> Union - Bochum
43-28-28
Looks like a hard fought 1-0
> Augsburg - Fürth
44-28-28
Almost identical probabilities as the previous match? Because of rounding error, I say 2-1
The Doctor
May 13, 2022, 7:08:48 PM5/13/22
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Binder Dundat
May 14, 2022, 8:11:57 AM5/14/22
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On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Anything to play for?
>
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Freiburg
> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
>
> Bielefeld - Leipzig
> Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
> only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
>
> Stuttgart - Köln
> Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
>
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
> Completely pointless. 2-2
>
> Dortmund - Hertha
> Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
> Cup final without scoring. 3-1
Can anyone else have that said about them? Truly a legend. Speaking of legends, this will be Micheal Zorc's farewell match(along with a bunch of players like Haaland and Hirtz and Schmelzer and others). Zorc really is Mr. BVB, having played there his whole career( something like 430 games) and then upon retiring from playing, being Sporting manager or Director or whatever. In that time making tons of cash on transfers from players like Dembele, Sancho, Kagawa, Auba, Lewa and a bunch of others. Not to mention signing managers like Kloppo the Klown and Tuchel the Nerd, the two most revered managers in the WWEpl, but then, the English drive on the wrong side of the road, love spotted dick, still have an inbred Royal Family and think ketchup is a hot spicy exquisite culinary masterpiece.
>
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Freiburg
> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
>
> Bielefeld - Leipzig
> Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
> only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
>
> Stuttgart - Köln
> Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
>
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
> Completely pointless. 2-2
>
> Dortmund - Hertha
> Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
> Cup final without scoring. 3-1
Somehow this is the match of the day, shouldn't the Pretenders match vs Freiburg be match of the day? Is it the pull of Felix? I saw a picture of Felix a few weeks ago on the kicker website and there he was training Hertha, wearing his old black leather boots, cotton sweatpants, wearing glasses while dribbling around some of his current players, the headline being something like "we have no quality players here". I half expected to see him be in the starting XI for the next match.
I dont know if Zorc will actually retire or go over to the WWEpl to make ridiculous money in that ridiculous country, in that ridiculous so called football league? It is not a real sport if the matches are pre scripted! I dont care how many Asian and American fans tune in to watch, it is not a real sport! If you ever watch Sony Ten or one of those Indian Sport tv channels, they are just as crazy over WWE as the Americans and like the Americans, they think it is real.
It hopefully does signal an end for the current Dortmund, which I thought was essentially a club that survived on buying cheap players, then selling those players at huge profits, through clever manipulation. Convincing foreign clubs of the greatness of their players and some were great, like Lewa or Hummels, but I mean come on, Sancho not only went to Man U for a ridiculous transfer fee, he is also one of their top 3 best paid players!??!?! I think the same thing with Dembele at Barca?
In my mind, BVB never did enough when you consider all the transfer money and the fan support, to me they have been under achievers. I would like to see BVB maybe now be a real team and challenge the evil empire for the title. Bayern will lose Lewa and did not get Haaland, they look weak in Central defence, Neuer is getting older, now is the time for BVB to not become the New Pretenders, but the new uhmm, uhhhh, not pretenders, like opposite of pretenders, whatever that is.
There, that is my end of Bundesliga season rant. For those who did not understand, essentially, Magath good, everything else bad.
Jesper Lauridsen
May 14, 2022, 9:53:24 AM5/14/22
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On 2022-05-13, Futbolmetrix <daniele....@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
>> Anything to play for?
>
> Last day of the season is the opportunity to search for some glory
> on the Champs Elisees.
The champagne sipping is over, and we're down to business.
> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
>> Anything to play for?
>
> Last day of the season is the opportunity to search for some glory
> on the Champs Elisees.
20 minutes in:
Leverkusen - Freiburg 0-0
Bielefeld - Leipzig 0-0
Stuttgart - Köln 1-0
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 0-1
Dortmund - Hertha 0-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern 0-1
Mainz - Frankfurt 1-0
Union - Bochum 1-0
Augsburg - Fürth 1-0
FM 22
Jesper 19
Werner 16
MH 14
Doc 8
Jesper Lauridsen
May 14, 2022, 10:22:18 AM5/14/22
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Halftime all around. In Wolfsburg where they're using smoke boms, kung-fu
kicks and VARbots for their evil ends.
Leverkusen - Freiburg 0-0
Bielefeld - Leipzig 0-0
Stuttgart - Köln 1-0
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 3-1
Dortmund - Hertha 0-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern 1-2
Mainz - Frankfurt 1-2
Union - Bochum 2-0
Augsburg - Fürth 1-1
Loads of penalties.
Jesper 20
Werner 18
FM 15
Doc 15
MH 13
kicks and VARbots for their evil ends.
Leverkusen - Freiburg 0-0
Bielefeld - Leipzig 0-0
Stuttgart - Köln 1-0
Dortmund - Hertha 0-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern 1-2
Mainz - Frankfurt 1-2
Union - Bochum 2-0
Augsburg - Fürth 1-1
Loads of penalties.
Jesper 20
Werner 18
FM 15
Doc 15
MH 13
Jesper Lauridsen
May 14, 2022, 10:58:26 AM5/14/22
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Midway through the second half
Leverkusen - Freiburg 1-0
Bielefeld - Leipzig 0-0
Stuttgart - Köln 1-1
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1
Dortmund - Hertha 0-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2
Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2
Union - Bochum 2-1
Augsburg - Fürth 1-1
No significant changes in the table.
Doc 25
FM 19
Jesper 18
MH 18
Werner 8
Leverkusen - Freiburg 1-0
Bielefeld - Leipzig 0-0
Stuttgart - Köln 1-1
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1
Dortmund - Hertha 0-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2
Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2
Union - Bochum 2-1
Augsburg - Fürth 1-1
No significant changes in the table.
Doc 25
FM 19
Jesper 18
MH 18
Werner 8
Jesper Lauridsen
May 14, 2022, 11:30:26 AM5/14/22
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FT
Leverkusen - Freiburg 2-1
Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1
Stuttgart - Köln 2-1
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1
Dortmund - Hertha 2-1
Augsburg - Fürth 2-1
More later.
FM 23
Jesper 21
Doc 21
MH 16
Werner 14
Leverkusen - Freiburg 2-1
Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1
Stuttgart - Köln 2-1
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1
Dortmund - Hertha 2-1
Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2
Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2
Union - Bochum 3-2
Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2
Augsburg - Fürth 2-1
More later.
FM 23
Jesper 21
Doc 21
MH 16
Werner 14
Jesper Lauridsen
May 14, 2022, 11:59:52 AM5/14/22
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On 2022-05-14, Jesper Lauridsen <rors...@sorrystofanet.dk> wrote:
> FT
> Leverkusen - Freiburg 2-1
> Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1
> Stuttgart - Köln 2-1
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1
> Dortmund - Hertha 2-1
> Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2
> Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2
> Union - Bochum 3-2
> Augsburg - Fürth 2-1
>
> More later.
Changes on the last day:
> FT
> Leverkusen - Freiburg 2-1
> Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1
> Stuttgart - Köln 2-1
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1
> Dortmund - Hertha 2-1
> Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2
> Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2
> Union - Bochum 3-2
> Augsburg - Fürth 2-1
>
> More later.
Union 6->5
Freiburg 5->6
Mainz 9->8
Hoffenheim 8->9
Frankfurt 12->11
Wolfsburg 13-12
Bochum 11->13
Stuttgart 16-15
Hertha 15->16
More than I thought, but only one was significant.
Bielefeld & Fürth down, Hertha to the relegation match.
Jesper Lauridsen
May 14, 2022, 12:09:43 PM5/14/22
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Leverkusen - Freiburg 2-1 (18)
Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1 (5)
Stuttgart - Köln 2-1 (11)
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1 (7)
Dortmund - Hertha 2-1 (19)
Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2 (8)
Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2 (9)
Union - Bochum 3-2 (10)
Augsburg - Fürth 2-1 (8)
Middling round to finish of the season.
538 23
was also the most significant.
Final standings:
Red Jersey
Jesper 727
MH 706
Werner 678
FM 672
Doc 430
Stage wins
Jesper 15
MH 11
Werner 9
FM 6
Hinrunde
MH 353
Jesper 352
Werner 327
FM 324
Doc 211
Rückrunde
Jesper 375
MH 353
Werner 351
FM 348
Doc 219
Hall of Fame:
Overall Stages Hinrunde Rückrunde
21/22: Jesper Jesper MH Jesper
20/21: Futbolmetrix Futbolmetrix Jesper Futbolmetrix
19/20: Jesper Jesper Jesper MH
18/19: Jesper Werner MH Jesper
17/18: Jesus Werner Hartmut MH/Werner
16/17: Jesus Jesus/Jesper Jesus Jesus
15/16: Jesper Jesper Sven Jesper
14/15: Sven Sven Hartmut Sven
13/14: Futbolmetrix Hartmut MH Clément
12/13: Jesper Jesper Jesper Sven
Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1 (5)
Stuttgart - Köln 2-1 (11)
Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1 (7)
Dortmund - Hertha 2-1 (19)
Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2 (8)
Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2 (9)
Union - Bochum 3-2 (10)
Augsburg - Fürth 2-1 (8)
Middling round to finish of the season.
538 23
Jesper 21
Doc 21
MH 16
Werner 14
Key was Augsburg's late goal against Fürth. So the most pointless game
Doc 21
MH 16
Werner 14
was also the most significant.
Final standings:
Red Jersey
Jesper 727
MH 706
Werner 678
FM 672
Doc 430
Stage wins
Jesper 15
MH 11
Werner 9
FM 6
Hinrunde
MH 353
Jesper 352
Werner 327
FM 324
Doc 211
Rückrunde
Jesper 375
MH 353
Werner 351
FM 348
Doc 219
Hall of Fame:
Overall Stages Hinrunde Rückrunde
21/22: Jesper Jesper MH Jesper
20/21: Futbolmetrix Futbolmetrix Jesper Futbolmetrix
19/20: Jesper Jesper Jesper MH
18/19: Jesper Werner MH Jesper
17/18: Jesus Werner Hartmut MH/Werner
16/17: Jesus Jesus/Jesper Jesus Jesus
15/16: Jesper Jesper Sven Jesper
14/15: Sven Sven Hartmut Sven
13/14: Futbolmetrix Hartmut MH Clément
12/13: Jesper Jesper Jesper Sven
MH
May 14, 2022, 12:20:59 PM5/14/22
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On 2022-05-14 06:11, Binder Dundat wrote:
> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
>> Anything to play for?
>>
>> Sat
>> Leverkusen - Freiburg
>> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
>>
>> Bielefeld - Leipzig
>> Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
>> only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
>>
>> Stuttgart - Köln
>> Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
>>
>> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
>> Completely pointless. 2-2
>>
>> Dortmund - Hertha
>> Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
>> Cup final without scoring. 3-1
>
> Can anyone else have that said about them?
Not only did Magath play a European cup final without scoring, he lost
> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 5:02:12 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
>> Anything to play for?
>>
>> Sat
>> Leverkusen - Freiburg
>> Freiburg can still pipe Leipzig for CL, or lose EL to Köln. 2-1
>>
>> Bielefeld - Leipzig
>> Bielefeld win and a Stuttgart loss by a combined 8 goals.. If
>> only Leipzig didn't have something to play for. 1-3
>>
>> Stuttgart - Köln
>> Stuttgart can still make it. Do Köln care which euro comp they're in? 3-2
>>
>> Gladbach - Hoffenheim
>> Completely pointless. 2-2
>>
>> Dortmund - Hertha
>> Magath has never been relegated. Just like he's never played a European
>> Cup final without scoring. 3-1
>
> Can anyone else have that said about them?
it 1-0 to Nottingham Forest.
Has anyone played more than one European final and scored in all of them
? Well, Tommy Gemmell did in 1967 and 1970. Pretty good for a
defender. Bulle ROth and Gerd Müller only managed 2/3 - and even then
the first one required a replay so 2/4.
Di Stéfano managed to score in a winning cause in 5 finals, but then
spoiled it by not scoring in two losing finals.
Futbolmetrix
May 14, 2022, 3:52:47 PM5/14/22
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On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 12:20:59 PM UTC-4, MH wrote:
> > Can anyone else have that said about them?
> Not only did Magath play a European cup final without scoring, he lost
> it 1-0 to Nottingham Forest.
And, he got Hertha on the verge of relegation. Bwahahahaha!
> > Can anyone else have that said about them?
> Not only did Magath play a European cup final without scoring, he lost
> it 1-0 to Nottingham Forest.
Futbolmetrix
May 14, 2022, 3:55:26 PM5/14/22
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On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Leverkusen - Freiburg 2-1 (18)
> Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1 (5)
> Stuttgart - Köln 2-1 (11)
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1 (7)
> Dortmund - Hertha 2-1 (19)
> Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2 (8)
> Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2 (9)
> Union - Bochum 3-2 (10)
> Augsburg - Fürth 2-1 (8)
>
> Middling round to finish of the season.
>
>
> 538 23
All hail to Nate Silver! That parade on the Unter den Linden is definitely worth it!
> Leverkusen - Freiburg 2-1 (18)
> Bielefeld - Leipzig 1-1 (5)
> Stuttgart - Köln 2-1 (11)
> Gladbach - Hoffenheim 5-1 (7)
> Dortmund - Hertha 2-1 (19)
> Wolfsburg - Bayern 2-2 (8)
> Mainz - Frankfurt 2-2 (9)
> Union - Bochum 3-2 (10)
> Augsburg - Fürth 2-1 (8)
>
> Middling round to finish of the season.
>
>
> 538 23
> Hall of Fame:
> Overall Stages Hinrunde Rückrunde
> 21/22: Jesper Jesper MH Jesper
> 20/21: Futbolmetrix Futbolmetrix Jesper Futbolmetrix
The Doctor
May 14, 2022, 5:39:45 PM5/14/22
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Futbolmetrix
May 15, 2022, 12:02:11 AM5/15/22
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On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 3:52:47 PM UTC-4, Futbolmetrix wrote:
> And, he got Hertha on the verge of relegation. Bwahahahaha!
So wait, we could end up with a promotion/relegation playoff of Magath versus HSV?
> And, he got Hertha on the verge of relegation. Bwahahahaha!
My head will explode...
Mark
May 15, 2022, 4:17:31 PM5/15/22
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