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Man United Fans Torres Chant

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Benny

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Mar 21, 2010, 6:14:28 PM3/21/10
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He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!

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The Scrutineer

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Mar 21, 2010, 6:44:51 PM3/21/10
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"Benny" <Be...@soccer-europe.com> wrote in message
news:ho65o6$gb8$1...@news.eternal-september.org...


> He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres
> He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres
> He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
> Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!
>
> --

Nice one!!! LOL, nothing better than knowing the fans of the opposition
respect you to such an extent!!!

Gabbage

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Mar 21, 2010, 8:47:09 PM3/21/10
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The best chant I've ever heard is the second one here:

Liverpool version (for comparison):
We won it fives times
We won it fives times
In Instanbul
We won it five times

Fulham:
We won it one time
We won it one time
The Intertoto
We won it one time

Jesper Lauridsen

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Mar 21, 2010, 11:17:29 PM3/21/10
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On 2010-03-21, Benny <Be...@soccer-europe.com> wrote:
> He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres
> He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres
> He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
> Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!

I guess that explains why he scores at Old Trafford,

Uncle Dave

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Mar 22, 2010, 5:43:15 AM3/22/10
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On Mar 21, 10:14 pm, Benny <Be...@soccer-europe.com> wrote:
> He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres
> He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres
> He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
> Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!

It would help to know which tune we're talking about. On TV you can
rarely make out what's being chanted...

UD

Jellore

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Mar 22, 2010, 5:49:12 AM3/22/10
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On Mar 22, 9:14 am, Benny <Be...@soccer-europe.com> wrote:
> He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres
> He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres
> He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
> Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!
>
> --http://soccer-europe.com
> Rss feed :http://soccer-europe.com/RSS/News.xml

Carragher should be so lucky!

chris m

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Mar 22, 2010, 6:49:25 AM3/22/10
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In article <ho65o6$gb8$1...@news.eternal-september.org>, Benny
<Be...@soccer-europe.com> wrote:

> He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres
> He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres
> He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
> Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!


Love it. Spot on. On US TV we can't make out the chants. Can you
guys post more of these. This was soooooo good.

chris m

REDD...@nospam.net

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Mar 22, 2010, 7:45:31 AM3/22/10
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On Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:49:25 -0400, chris m <rilk...@yahoo.net>
wrote:

Park, Park wherever you may be
They eat dogs in your country
could be worse, might be scouse
eating rats in your council house

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