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Alkamista

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Feb 11, 2012, 7:47:31 PM2/11/12
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The sexually confused dirty old man also tried to pickup a 21 year
old. Scumbag Giggs only made #3 on the list.

Ryan Giggs and Manchester United's Top 10 sex scandals

10) Jonny Evans and the "piece of meat' party
Manchester United's 2007 Christmas bash was the party to end all
parties, largely because Sir Alex Ferguson has not allowed players to
organise one since. The headlines focused on young Jonny Evans, who
was falsely accused of rape, but the incidentals were Bacchanailal: An
eight-hour booze-up followed by a party at Manchester's swanky Great
John Street hotel, to which 100 hand-picked girls had been invited.
"It was horrible," said one of what transpired. "A player had been
pestering me and my friends for ages trying to get us up to a bedroom.
I kept telling him 'no' but he just wouldn't take it.
"He was really drunk as were the rest of them. Then he just grabbed me
and started to drag me away from the main area towards the toilets.
"I was in tears. The players were treating girls like pieces of meat."
The night was also memorable for Wayne Rooney suggesting to one
partygoer that she and her friend should join him in the toilets for a
threesome. Alas, his roving eye had fallen on Daily Mirror undercover
reporter Sarah Tetteh.

9) Kleberson and the teenage bride
When midfielder Kleberson arrived at Old Trafford from Atletico
Paranaense in 2003, two things became apparent: he wasn't as good as
fellow new signing Cristiano Ronaldo and his wife was even younger
than the preening Portuguese, then just 18.
It emerged that the Brazilian had started dating his missus, the
former Daiane Williams E Silva, when he was 21 and she was just 14,
turning down a move to Leeds in 2002 because, at 15, she was not old
enough to leave the country without her parents.
The couple married on Daiane's 16th birthday, which happened to be
Valentine's Day, and a little over 10 months later she gave birth to
their first child after the act of jumping up to celebrate her
husband's goal against Blackburn sent her into labour.

8) The King of Pornography
No player has made a more impressive entrance to Manchester United
than Dwight Yorke.
Having arrived from Aston Villa for £12.6million in August 1998, he
managed to make both the back and front pages of a Sunday tabloid a
month later when it printed stills from a video found in the player's
rubbish, which showed he and former Villa colleague Mark Bosnich
involved in an orgy with four women and a transvestite, the keeper
being whipped by one leather-clad blonde while Yorke had sex with her
friend. The footballers were later seen donning women's clothing.
It ushered in a golden age of Yorke shagging stories, of which his
former landlady and friend Sheila Dudley memorably said: "If some girl
comes to his house with her knickers in her handbag, it's up to him,
isn't it?"
Best among them was the conquest Yorke had convinced that he was a
local postman named Brian. She said of their trip to a nightclub:
"People were coming past and saying 'hello' to him and he said it was
because he delivered their letters. I believed him. He seemed a lovely
bloke."
Later, he would invite then-girlfriend Katie 'Jordan' Price to Old
Trafford, where Victoria Beckham would greet her in the WAGs' box with
a cheery chorus of Who Let The Dogs Out?
In 2001, the pair would approach an undercover female Daily Mirror
reporter in Monte Carlo, with Yorke asking, "Do you like black men? Do
you fancy a threesome?" and Price pleading: "Come on. Please don't
leave me on my own."
Hailed by the Old Trafford crowd with the song, "Dwight Yorke,
wherever you may be, You are the king of pornography", the striker
harumphed that the chant "set a bad example to kids", shortly before
Sir Alex Ferguson sold him to Blackburn.

7) Fergie and the untouched knee
Married to the former Cathy Holding for 45 years after first
encountering her in a meeting to arrange a strike at the typewriter
factory where they both worked, Sir Alex Ferguson has one of the
strongest marriages in football.
Which meant the press were immediately sceptical when, in October
2002, 21-year-old software technician Nadia Abrahams told South
African police that Fergie had touched her knee and invited her back
to his hotel after she offered him a lift when his car was involved in
a 2am traffic accident near Cape Town's Waterfront district.
After all, Fergie's only previous brush with anything approaching a
sex scandal had come when he was quoted as describing a former
player's penis as "not just big, it's magnificent", mystifyingly
annoying the recipient of the praise, Dion Dublin.
Sir Alex strongly denied any wrongdoing in South Africa and though
Abrahams and boyfriend Brian Ebden managed to sell their story for
£75,000, the case was dropped shortly after reports emerged claiming
Abrahams had "flaunted herself at Sir Alex, dancing round and around
him in circles" after spotting him in the upmarket Mannenburg's jazz
club while the United manager "was behaving like a total gentleman all
night".

6) Ronaldo, Anderson and "no-holds-barred" spanking
Before September 2007, the public thought Cristiano Ronaldo's idea of
fun was, in his memorable phrase, "putting a television high in a tree
outside and kicking footballs at it".
Then came allegations that the Portuguese winger had organised an orgy
at his Cheshire home, inviting two team-mates and five hookers.
Busy Brazilian prostitute Juliana Baltrusch claimed to have performed
a sex act on Nani, dirty-danced with Ronaldo and later enjoyed a no-
holds-barred spanking session with Rolph-from-the-Muppets lookalike
Anderson.
A year earlier, the Brazilian midfielder had been the subject of a
tabloid kiss-and-tell in which 20-year-old model Leah Houghton claimed
Anderson had chatted her up with the words "f*** f*** f***", after
which she had sex with him on a toilet.

5) Wayne Rooney, the Auld Slapper and the younger slappers
No wonder he lost his hair so quickly.
Having been a customer at Liverpool massage parlour Divas in his
Everton days - sending one girl a note of thanks reading: "I shagged
you on December 26, loads of love, Wayne" and famously enjoying the
services of 52-year-old PVC-clad mum of seven Tricia 'Auld Slapper'
Tierney - the spud-faced nipper was thought to have cleaned up his act
after then-fiancee Coleen McLoughlin angrily threw her engagement ring
into a squirrel sanctuary.
After his move to United, Rooney's penchant for grappling grandmas was
immortalised in the Everton chant: "Auld Slapper is a prossie, She
plays with dirty toys, And when she shags Wayne Rooney, She thinks of
Davie Moyes".
Alas, September last year brought revelations that Rooney had been
paying Manchester prostitute Jennifer Thompson £1,200 a time for sex,
once allowing Thompson's like-minded chum Helen Wood to join them for
a threesome and a lesbian show.
Coleen forgave, as only she can, and the most shocking element of the
whole farrago was thought by many to be the £200 Wayne paid a hotel
employee to bring him a packet of cigarettes while sampling Juicy
Jeni's dubious charms.

4) George Best, Miss World and the mink coat
A swordsman of Beattyesque proportions in early 1970s Manchester,
Bestie wisely opened two private clubs - Slack Alice and Oscar's -
where his roistering would go unreported.
Memorable incidents that evaded the press included celebrity lawyer
George Carman, who had helped clear his friend of slapping waitress
Stevie Sloniecka and breaking her nose, marching up to him in Oscar's
and declaring: "George Best, you blackguard. You've been f***ing my
wife."
When Best was not in his Mancunian bubble, however, all bets were off.
In February 1974, he was photographed leaving London society club
Tramp with reigning Miss World Marjorie Wallace, then engaged to
Formula One racing driver Peter Revson.The scandal deepened when Best
returned to Manchester without her after a row, only to be arrested in
Slack's at 3am and brought back to London's Wood Lane police station,
where he was charged with burglary of her flat and the theft of a
£2,000 mink coat, jewellery and spirits.
Wallace was stripped of her title and Best advised that he could go to
prison.
But on March 22, five days before Best was due in court, Revson was
killed in practice for the South African Grand Prix.
Wallace flew back to the States and the case collapsed.

3) Ryan Giggs becomes Tiger Woods
"I can’t believe it, he’s such a family man," said Giggs' agent Harry
Swales when the jug-eared Quorn enthusiast was finally revealed as
having taken out an injunction to quash stories of a fling with
topless Big Brother mopsy Imogen Thomas.
The phrase could hardly have been more unfortunate given further
claims of an eight-year affair with brother Rhodri's wife, Natasha.
Now, there's talk of a third woman and the emergence of fascinating
details from the past, including his dalliance with PR girl Caroline
Stanbury during his courting of Stacey and the rumoured existence of a
city centre pad, known as Giggsy's Corner, where conquests could be
taken.

2) Martin Edwards blows the toilet doors off
Manchester United chairman Martin Edwards had long been regarded as a
lucky man.
Having failed to sell off a controlling stake in the Red Devils to
ball-juggling UFO abductee Michael Knighton for £20m in 1989, the
butcher's son then sat back and reaped the Premier League riches, even
brushing off dalliances with prostitutes in Brazil and Switzerland,
who gave him stinging reviews including "he was old and like a
grandad" and "it took four hours to make love and it wasn't very
good".
However, that luck ran out in scandalous fashion late in 2002 when the
dad-of-two received a police caution after allegedly being caught
peering under a cubicle door in the ladies' loos at Cheshire's swanky
Mottram Hall hotel.
More allegations followed and former United security chief Ned Kelly
later claimed to have been briefed to follow Edwards at the club's
post-1996 FA Cup final party as "his visits to the ladies are becoming
more frequent".Wrote Kelly: "It had been a constant source of
amusement to the players and ground staff, but it was undeniably
embarrassing. He just seemed to have a compulsion to invade the space
of women in their most private moments."
Edwards left the United board shortly afterwards and by 2003 had sold
off his stake in United for £80m, although he remains an honorary life
president of the club and was part of their sparsely-attended and rain-
sodden 19th title parade around Manchester.

1) Tommy Docherty and the physio's wife
It's a 'What if...' double whammy which perplexes United fans and
journalists even today: Would Manchester United have broken
Liverpool's late 1970s and 1980s stranglehold on the title had Tommy
Docherty not been sacked in July 1977?
And how many acres of newsprint would be expended on the story today
had a contemporary Old Trafford boss left his wife and four children
for the physio's missus on the eve of the FA Cup final?
Despite offering to resign at the club's victorious banquet after
beating Liverpool at Wembley, The Doc initially survived the furore
and was holidaying in the Lake District, contemplating plans to sign
Peter Shilton and the mercurial Tony Currie, when the axe finally
fell.
Rumours claimed Docherty had been a victim of WAG power in the shape
of letters to chairman Louis Edwards from players' wives demanding his
dismissal - hardly surprising as the manager had made his share of
dressing room and backroom enemies during five turbulent years in
which he eased out Bobby Charlton, brutally dumped George Best and
Denis Law and fell out with the likes of Alex Stepney and Gerry Daly.
In came safe pair of hands Dave Sexton and Docherty's thrillingly
cavalier side, starring midfield schemer Lou Macari, wingers Gordon
Hill and Steve Coppell and barrel-chested striker Stuart 'Pancho'
Pearson, was about to be broken up.
The Doc himself started ultimately unsuccessful legal proceedings
against Edwards for defamation and wrongful dismissal, announcing his
decision while sporting a black eye given to him by cuckolded magic-
sponge man Laurie Brown, to whose ex-wife Mary Docherty has now been
married for nearly 30 years.
United fans mourned their loss with this creative reworking of Knees
Up Mother Brown: "Who's up Mary Brown? Who's up Mary Brown? Tommy,
Tommy Docherty."

RED DEVIL

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Feb 11, 2012, 9:51:05 PM2/11/12
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:47:31 -0800 (PST), Alkamista
<alka...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>The sexually confused dirty old man also tried to pickup a

Blah..blah...blah..

It wasn't us Guv...it was Chelsea...

The Guardian has it spot on..

"Outraged by everything, ashamed of nothing"

RED DEVIL

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Feb 11, 2012, 10:05:00 PM2/11/12
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:47:31 -0800 (PST), Alkamista
<alka...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>The sexually confused dirty old man also tried to pickup a 21 year
>old. Scumbag Giggs only made #3 on the list.
>
>Ryan Giggs and Manchester United's Top 10 sex scandals
>
>10) Jonny Evans and the "piece of meat' party

Wasn't even charged, later it was revealed that the slapper was out to
try and make a few quid

>
>9) Kleberson and the teenage bride

Who did absolutely nothing wrong...

But if young love bothers you then check out at what age your hero
Suarez first went with his teenage bride...hint...she was younger than
Kleberson's lass!

>
>8) The King of Pornography
>No player has made a more impressive entrance to Manchester United
>than Dwight Yorke.


And what in wrong with any of that? Are you a prude?
Good on him...he had fun without abusing anyone



>
>7) Fergie and the untouched knee

Absolutely nothing to the story unless you can find a reputable source
that says otherwise


>
>6) Ronaldo, Anderson and "no-holds-barred" spanki

Allegations..rumours...again in a tabloid

>
>5) Wayne Rooney, the Auld Slapper and the younger slappers

And which law did he break...




>4) George Best, Miss World and the mink coat

Thousands of stories about Bestie, most are puffed up a bit.
Pathetic you had to go back nearly 40 years to try and find dirt.



>
>3) Ryan Giggs becomes Tiger Woods

I already slated Giggs myself three days the last 2 days, something
you and your mental friend Manx Gunner seem to ignore. Plus Giggs
Didn't do anything wrong on a football field unlike your hero Suarez




>
>2) Martin Edwards blows the toilet doors off

Most United fans (including this one) had no time for Edwards or his
Dad, but you think this is like racially abusing another player or
biting him?


>
>1) Tommy Docherty and the physio's wife

Great example!

What did United do when they found out about the scandal?

They fired Docherty

When are Liverpool going to even criticise Suarez?

You've wasted a lot of time and just made yourself look really
foolish. Citing a bunch of tabloid rumours etc..

You have to get to grip with things and come back to reality.

Suarez is scum, everyone knows it, even you.

Jellore

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Feb 12, 2012, 12:13:06 AM2/12/12
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On Feb 12, 2:05 pm, RED DEVIL <davex100...@charter.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:47:31 -0800 (PST), Alkamista
>
It is appalling that Liverpool are still "supporting" LS. I know it
was essentially his word against his word, however the meek way in
which the club accepted the suspension said it all. I know Kenny D is
not everyone's cup of tea, who is? However I had the upmost respect
for him....that is until the last few weeks. He ought to be ashamed of
himself.

John

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Feb 12, 2012, 1:14:56 AM2/12/12
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At last, something in this group worth reading:-)

Paul C

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Feb 12, 2012, 2:20:17 PM2/12/12
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On Feb 12, 12:47 am, Alkamista <alkami...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> The sexually confused dirty old man also tried to pickup a 21 year
> old. Scumbag Giggs only made #3 on the list.


The mother of all smokescreens from Alkamista.

MH

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Feb 12, 2012, 3:25:18 PM2/12/12
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On 12-02-11 5:47 PM, Alkamista wrote:
> The sexually confused dirty old man also tried to pickup a 21 year
> old. Scumbag Giggs only made #3 on the list.

Unless your wrote all this yourself, should you not post some
attribution (i.e. source) ?

It looks as though it comes from the Mirror.

Alkamista

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Feb 12, 2012, 4:07:33 PM2/12/12
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On Feb 12, 3:25 pm, MH <MHnos...@ucalgary.ca> wrote:
> On 12-02-11 5:47 PM, Alkamista wrote:
>
> > The sexually confused dirty old man also tried to pickup a 21 year
> > old. Scumbag Giggs only made #3 on the list.
>
> Unless your wrote all this yourself, should you not post some
> attribution (i.e. source) ?
>
> It looks as though it comes from the Mirror.

I thought I did but apparently I didn't. Yes it was the Mirror.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Ryan-Giggs-and-Manchester-Uniuted-s-top-10-sex-scandals-featuring-Wayne-Rooney-Cristiano-Ronaldo-Dwight-Yorke-Martin-Edwards-Tommy-Docherty-and-more-article745220.html

RED DEVIL

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Feb 12, 2012, 4:15:35 PM2/12/12
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On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:07:33 -0800 (PST), Alkamista
<alka...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Feb 12, 3:25 pm, MH <MHnos...@ucalgary.ca> wrote:
>> On 12-02-11 5:47 PM, Alkamista wrote:
>>
>> > The sexually confused dirty old man also tried to pickup a 21 year
>> > old. Scumbag Giggs only made #3 on the list.
>>
>> Unless your wrote all this yourself, should you not post some
>> attribution (i.e. source) ?
>>
>> It looks as though it comes from the Mirror.
>
>I thought I did but apparently I didn't. Yes it was the Mirror.
>
>http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Ryan-Giggs-and-Manchester-Uniuted


Tabloid muck

You should have seen what the Mirror had to say about Hillsborough

Quote them when it suits eh?

Alkamista

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Feb 12, 2012, 4:32:58 PM2/12/12
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It was a joke, lighten up. It would be a little ambitious to think
that this would bring an end to discussions about the Suarez incident.

William Clark

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Feb 12, 2012, 5:09:04 PM2/12/12
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In article <2vagj79sghhvg1hgp...@4ax.com>,
I thought that was The Sun. Now in danger of being shut down, too, like
the NOTW.

Good riddance.

RED DEVIL

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Feb 12, 2012, 5:55:02 PM2/12/12
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It was all the tabloids but mostly the Sun and Mirror.
I wish they'd shut them all down.

RED DEVIL

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Feb 12, 2012, 5:58:34 PM2/12/12
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Suarez and Dalglish have apologised and United have gracefully
accepted the apologies. Suarez just needs to apologise but I recognise
that the reprobate won't do that.

As far as I'm concerned, it's over!

William Clark

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Feb 13, 2012, 8:46:55 PM2/13/12
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In article <3pggj791gov63fpl2...@4ax.com>,
No, I think you'll find it was just the Sun that peddled the stories
about LFC fans urinating on dead bodies, robbing the corpses, etc. Just
the Sun. That's why you still have trouble finding a copy in a Liverpool
newsagent.

http://tiny.cc/v22zg

RED DEVIL

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Feb 13, 2012, 9:37:17 PM2/13/12
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>> It was all the tabloids but mostly the Sun and Mirror.
>> I wish they'd shut them all down.
>
>No, I think you'll find it was just the Sun that peddled the stories
>about LFC fans urinating on dead bodies, robbing the corpses, etc. Just
>the Sun. That's why you still have trouble finding a copy in a Liverpool
>newsagent.
>

No, I think you'll find I was correct in the first place.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2011/oct/17/sun-hillsborough-disaster

William Clark

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Feb 14, 2012, 10:20:53 PM2/14/12
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In article <55ijj7dnentkbt01r...@4ax.com>,
It was the Sun that trumpeted these fables from the South Yorkshire
police as proven truths on its front page, clearly believed them, and
continued to do so. That set it far apart from any other news source. No
surprise that their current journalists and executives are being
arrested in droves.

RED DEVIL

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Feb 15, 2012, 12:42:29 PM2/15/12
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The Sun is a despicable publication but that doesn't change the fact
that there were other newspapers that also reported lies about
Hillsborough. The Mirror and the Star in particular.

The true guilty ones in the whole thing have always been the South
Yokshire Police and one day justice will be served.

William Clark

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Feb 15, 2012, 10:02:52 PM2/15/12
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In article <q2rnj7pvvpqg50ck6...@4ax.com>,
But not one of them clung to the story as credible once the SY Police
were implicated, apart from the Sun, and the loathsome Kelvin Mackenzie.
Not one.

RED DEVIL

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Feb 15, 2012, 10:23:20 PM2/15/12
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:02:52 -0500, William Clark
True the others got out went it got hot but that doesn't change the
fact that they reported the same line as the Sun.

William Clark

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Feb 16, 2012, 8:18:02 PM2/16/12
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In article <djtoj7d47sap0kopl...@4ax.com>,
Well, we shall see what the Cabinet papers reveal about the interaction
between The Sun, Margaret Thatcher, and the SYP actually was. There is a
very good reason that all three have gone to such lengths to keep it
secret for over 20 years.
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