Who has the biggest nose?
Leonardo Giacchino
watching Arsenal-Parma and we were so boring that we realize
how big Alan Smith's nose is! I haven't seen something like
that! Do you know another known player that can beat him?
Leo
P.S.: HOW can Arsenal have a player as bad as Campbell in the
roster? Is he the one in charge of giving water to his team-
mates?
L.J. Pickrell
> Leo
Michel Vonk for Manchester City has a pretty big nose, in actual fact its huge
Dr. Robin Dunford
: I was with a group of friends wasting my money (pay-per-view)
: Leo
Alan Smith's nose is a well-known landmark on the English football scene.
I think it would be very hard to find anything to top it, short of Henrik
Larssen's hair-do (Feyenoord).
Have to agree that Campbell looked very pedestrian during the game last
night. His control is not brilliant, but his considerable size and pace are
more of an asset in the faster English domestic game than in European
competition where possession is more important.
Robin.
Chris Sexton
Let's not of course forget the impressive hooter of Gordon Cowans (ex of
Aston Villa now at Derby)
Chris.
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: Let's not of course forget the impressive hooter of Gordon Cowans (ex of
: Aston Villa now at Derby)
: Chris.
But you can't beat the Barry Manilow-esque features of
Jurgen "The Acrobat" Klinsman.
John B.
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May i nominate the rather frightening sight of Gordon Cowans'
nose as a further landmark. In particular, observe his unusually
wide right nostril which looks like two normal nostrils knocked
through into one, and causes that side of his nose to spread
unusually close to his ear.
Andy.
constantinos.n.tsioras
> I was with a group of friends wasting my money (pay-per-view)
> watching Arsenal-Parma and we were so boring that we realize
> how big Alan Smith's nose is! I haven't seen something like
> that! Do you know another known player that can beat him?
>
> Leo
I'm glad you admit that you and your friends are boring.
It is true that Alan Smith's nose is rather huge, but surely the
ugliest player on the field last night was Gianfranco Zola.
He is hideous.
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>In article <2qb0ch$8...@news.duke.edu>, giac...@keynes.econ.duke.edu (Leonardo Giacchino) writes:
>> I was with a group of friends wasting my money (pay-per-view)
>> watching Arsenal-Parma and we were so boring that we realize
>> how big Alan Smith's nose is! I haven't seen something like
>> that! Do you know another known player that can beat him?
>>
>> Leo
>I'm glad you admit that you and your friends are boring.
>It is true that Alan Smith's nose is rather huge, but surely the
>ugliest player on the field last night was Gianfranco Zola.
>He is hideous.
Have you seen your own national team, they are the reason HIDEOUS was
invented as a word... they shouldn't even be in US '94. Yugoslavia
withdrew and then your Lot had to beat teams like Iceland and their ilk..
What a Farce!!! What a crappy World Cup!!!! No England (no world cup
is complete without them), no Denmark and no France...
and to make matters worse it's in the good ol' U.S where IGNORANCE and
COMMERCIALISM reign supreme..
Bummer
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Yeah, the Gunners are worthy champions.. They played a tactically fine
game ........ I only hope Parma avoid Juventus in next years UEFA Cup..
The mighty "Bianconeri" are going to knock off Milan next year.. They'll
sweep the floor with all of them...
Forza Parma nel 94/95
FORZA AZZURRI....
Riccardo.....
Richard Marshall
Chris Sexton <it...@upsyc.world> wrote:
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>Let's not of course forget the impressive hooter of Gordon Cowans (ex of
>Aston Villa now at Derby)
And what about the best uncapped English goalkeeper with a foreign surname:
Oggy
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Tony Richards
: I was with a group of friends wasting my money (pay-per-view)
: watching Arsenal-Parma and we were so boring that we realize
: how big Alan Smith's nose is! I haven't seen something like
: that! Do you know another known player that can beat him?
How about Mike Summerbee (anyone remember him)
Tony - showing his age!
: Leo
Stephen Fullerton
: I was with a group of friends wasting my money (pay-per-view)
: Leo
Phil Thompson wins, nose down!
And for management, the great John "Snoz" Sillett,
manager of Coventry in 87 when they won the Cup.
Lineker's aint bad either!!!
The Scouser
ps Campbell is just plain shite, nowt else.
James Nash
>: how big Alan Smith's nose is! I haven't seen something like
>: that! Do you know another known player that can beat him?
How about Michel Vonk, centre back for Man City?
--James (ccx...@cov.ac.uk)
Boof! Eat my goal!
RD BLACKMORE
Stig Oppedal
A friend of mine and I would use written asignments in English class
as a platform to ridicule the other's favorite players, and my
compositions would normally center on Paul Mariner's huge schnozzle.
---Stig
P.S. No, we didn't have anything better to write about.
Dave Anger
My vote goes to Roy Keane (also worst haircut).
DA.
SCL...@estec.bitnet
While Alan Smith's nose may be rather long, surely the biggest
in the footballing World must belong to Gordon Cowans, which, in
case you have never seen it, begins somewhere next to his left
ear and covers half his face. Gives a sort of wrap around effect.
Michael D Robinson
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: > While Alan Smith's nose may be rather long, surely the biggest
: > in the footballing World must belong to Gordon Cowans, which, in
: > case you have never seen it, begins somewhere next to his left
: > ear and covers half his face. Gives a sort of wrap around effect.
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: Are we just talking current players? For me Phil Neal's nose has yet to be
: beaten, sort of all over his face.
Eric Cuntana has quite a big nose too, but then he is
French.
Cheers, Dave.
Juliette Cooke
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Is it only current players who can enter, 'cos I reckon nobody comes
near Phil Neal, all over his face!
Juliette Cooke
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Steve McMahon
>From: Juli...@bubble.demon.co.uk (Juliette Cooke)
>Subject: Re: Who has the biggest nose?
Have you noticed Rob Jones' (Liverpool & England) nose its sorta small at the
top and then goes long and pointy to the tip.
Also Eric Cantona's is a fairly large hook shaped specimen but his younger
brother's (Joel Cantona) is even bigger (but he's not quite as good at
stamping and kicking)
steve
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He also has the worst attempt at a beard ever ..... pathetic goatee, no wonder Man U win everything, people are too busy rolling around on the floor laughing
at him !!
Steve G