Rugby Songs (you know what I mean)
Nena K Mitchell
bear with me.
I am organizing a tour to the great rock of Newfoundland (that's in
Canada, by the way) for this next summer and I was hoping to come up with
some new songs for the trip. Alas, my song writing skills are not all
they used to be and I require some assistance in this endeavor.
If you have any (yes, I mean any) songs swimming around in your head,
could you please email me with details and/or lyrics. It would be much
appreciated.
My address: nmit...@uoguelph.ca
Cheers--
Nena
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger"
Franck COURCHAMP
nmit...@uoguelph.ca (Nena K Mitchell) wrote (écrivait) :
My god! Are you serious?
You ask rugby player to teach you some of their songs?
Have you ever heard them singing in the shower?
However, I know only french shower-songs, and they should be difficult to
translate.
Good luck!
Franck C.
Dave Griffiths
CHEERS!
Dave
Iain Robertson
NKM> I am organizing a tour to the great rock of Newfoundland (that's in
> Canada, by the way) for this next summer and I was hoping to come up with
> some new songs for the trip. Alas, my song writing skills are not all
> they used to be and I require some assistance in this endeavor.
NKM> If you have any (yes, I mean any) songs swimming around in your head,
> could you please email me with details and/or lyrics. It would be much
> appreciated.
Nena, I hope that this is suitably cultured enough for you. I'm sure that
it won't be the most cultured you receive. Anyway, a Scottish one for Nova
Scotia (or near it).
Give me an e-mail bell if you don't understand any of it.
The Highland Tinker
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To be sung to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky:
The mistress of the Manor
Looked out from the Hall,
and saw the Highland Tinker
Tossing off against the Wall,
CHORUS
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With his bloody great kidney wiper
and his bollocks swinging free,
and a yard and a half of foreskin
hanging down below his knee,
HANGING DOWN, HANGING DOWN,
and a yard and a half of foreskin
hanging down below his knee,
End of Chorus
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So she wrote to him a letter
and in it she did say,
I'd rather be F****d by you sir
than the squire any day,
CHORUS
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The tinker read the letter
and he read it very well,
and his balls began to tingle
and his prick begin to swell,
CHORUS
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So he got upon his charger
and upon it he did ride,
with his prick upon the saddle
and a bollock either side,
CHORUS
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He rode up to the manor
and he rode into the hall,
and the butler said My God,
He's here to F*** us all,
CHORUS
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He F***ed them in the coalhouse
He F***ed them on the stairs
Till you couldnae hear the moaning
For the swish of pubic hairs,
CHORUS
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Now the F***ing of the butler
It really was a farce,
cos the heat of his erection
Decomposed the buggers arse,
CHORUS
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Some say he went to heaven,
Some say he went to Hell,
Where he shagged the devil,
His wife and daughter as well.
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CHORUS (fortissimo)
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To be followed with the symbolic wetting of the throats with falling-down
water.
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John Stevens
(Iain Robertson) wrote:
> Nena Mitchell wrote:
> NKM> If you have any (yes, I mean any) songs swimming around in your head,
> > could you please email me with details and/or lyrics. It would be much
> > appreciated.
When I was a student at Staffs Poly, we went and had a game at York Uni.
The lads there sung us a brilliant song to the tune of The Grand Old Duke
of York, including using up-turned barstools as bagpipes. I couldn't
possibly remember it though. Our team responded with a pretty painful
rendition of Two Little Boys, but we also did a mean Unchained Melody when
we lost.
Most of our regular songs you probably will have heard, and they included:
The Department Store
A woman came into the store for a ruler
..A ruler from the store...
Ruler she wanted - 12 inches she got
And I don't work there no more!
There was a good one that went:
Has anybody seen JC (JC JC JC)
He's so good, he's so fine
Plays srumhalf for Palestine
Has anybody seen JC (JC JC JC)
Rugby007
K Mitchell) writes:
Send me directly your mail address and I can get you a Tacoma (WA) Nomads
RFC songbook for $7. There are about 50 songs in there, from the sublime
to the absolutely vulgar.
Flanker7
<John.S...@ncl.ac.uk> writes:
I know the department store song and about 30 verses to it. In America
it's known as "I used to work at Chicago's in the department store..."
The other song (JC) I heard bits and pieces of when I was in college and
I've been dying to learn the rest ever since. Can you provide further
lyrics.
Best,
Jason Maloni
Maryland Exiles
USA