the ubiquitous Murray Mexted
Captain Mooloo
tumble of rugby read on.
The best quotes from Sky NZ TV's rugby commentator, the ubiquitous Murray
Mexted!
"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."
"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."
"Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me, come
inside me."
"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that
and you just burst right through."
"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man
on the ground is to go down on him"
"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and
I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."
"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his
backside"
"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of
seasons now."
Ferdi
<Moo...@mooloo.net> wrote:
<<>"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."
>"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."
>"Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me, come
> inside me."
>"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that
>and you just burst right through."
>"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man
>on the ground is to go down on him"
>"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and
>I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."
>"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his
>backside"
>"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of
>seasons now." >>
Add to this - it was John Allen I think - the SA commentator in the
Sharks/Huricanes game yesterday who, every time Justing Swart startes
ruuning at speed ,said: " ... he is opening his legs! "
John Cawston
Yes. My wife was fascinated by that. Thought it was some new perversion we blokes
had thought up, I suppose.
JC
ET
ET
Peter Houghton
one cap for England RU) saying of Henderson Gill in a Challenge Cup Final
that " the Wigan lad has opened his legs and showed his class"!!
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Peter Stein
in Australia, was introducing Leanne Dick, the reigning Miss Australia at a
charity function and he introduced her as Leanne Cocks. At least his mind
was in the right place.
Another gem was a cricket call between England and the West Indies. Peter
Willey was facing up to Micheal Holding and the call was " The bowler's
Holding, the batsman's Willey". It was some time before they realised what
they had said !!
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He also said "Justin Swart opened his legs and tried to get
it over the head", meaning he tried to lob the ball over the
head of a defender to his team mate. He really is a few short John Allen.
>
>
Peter Twydell
<ped...@ozemail.com.au> writes
>I can recall a couple of classics. Sandy Roberts, a commentator on Channel 7
>in Australia, was introducing Leanne Dick, the reigning Miss Australia at a
>charity function and he introduced her as Leanne Cocks. At least his mind
>was in the right place.
>Another gem was a cricket call between England and the West Indies. Peter
>Willey was facing up to Micheal Holding and the call was " The bowler's
>Holding, the batsman's Willey". It was some time before they realised what
>they had said !!
>
BBC at a Taet match, when Beefy swung round after a stroke, tried to
step over the wicket and failed to clear the stumps. Johnners said that
"... Botham just can't seem to get his leg over today." The severe fit
of giggles that followed was marvellous. I think the Holding/Willey
comment was Johnners too.
>
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>> For those of you who ever had any doubts about men who enjoy the rough and
>> tumble of rugby read on.
>> The best quotes from Sky NZ TV's rugby commentator, the ubiquitous Murray
>> Mexted!
>>
>> "You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."
>> "He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."
>> "Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me, come
>> inside me."
>> "I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like
>that
>> and you just burst right through."
>> "I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man
>> on the ground is to go down on him"
>> "Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens,
>and
>> I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."
>> "There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up
>his
>> backside"
>> "Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of
>> seasons now."
>>
>>
>>
>
>
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gerald.copp
Peter Stein wrote:
> Another gem was a cricket call between England and the West Indies. Peter
> Willey was facing up to Micheal Holding and the call was " The bowler's
> Holding, the batsman's Willey". It was some time before they realised what
> they had said !!
The commentator was the late, great John Arlott - and he knew exactly what
he was saying!
Rob Stradling
Indeed - he always introduced an over with "The bowler's X, the
batsman's Y", and apparently preceded the above with "I've always wanted
to say this..."
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