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Stephen Doyle

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Jan 7, 2010, 12:45:54 AM1/7/10
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dechucka

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Jan 7, 2010, 2:19:25 AM1/7/10
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"Stephen Doyle" <st...@dmsystems.co.nz> wrote in message
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I feel so happy about it. Australia doesn't have the depth for 4 franchise
so the addition of another franchise shouldn't strengthen everything

dechucka

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Jan 7, 2010, 3:11:55 AM1/7/10
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"dechucka" <vo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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was trying to say " I feel so happy about it. Australia doesn't have the
depth for 4 franchises so the addition of another franchise should
strengthen everything " Was laughing at the article to much to type properly

viper

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Jan 7, 2010, 3:42:06 AM1/7/10
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"Stephen Doyle" <st...@dmsystems.co.nz> wrote in message
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Ho hum, slow news day in NZ, couldn't someone steal a Morris Minor
or something ?

Viper


Two Dogs

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On Jan 7, 3:42 am, "viper" <vi...@rugby.com> wrote:
> "Stephen Doyle" <st...@dmsystems.co.nz> wrote in message
>
> news:hi3sej$8a7$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
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> >http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-14/3208742/Melbourne-Super-1...

>
> > The world breathes a sigh of relief... sigh.
>
> > Cheers
> > Stephen
>
> Ho hum, slow news day in NZ, couldn't someone steal a Morris Minor
> or something ?
>
> Viper

Actually I was thinking well done Stephen and simon two barrels for
kicking off the New Year in RSRU with a number of posts actually
related to rugby.

Refreshing

Two Dogs

Simon S-B

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"Two Dogs" <nzr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Nigel will be back soon and we'll all revert to xenophobic mud-slinging and
claims of 'the mob'. Can't wait.

Two Dogs

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Jan 7, 2010, 9:28:45 AM1/7/10
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On Jan 7, 8:31 am, "Simon S-B" <baitt...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Two Dogs" <nzre...@aol.com> wrote in message

I miss Nigel, believe it or not. Same with Boyd. Long winded and
opinionated both of them, but they raised the average IQ in here by a
bit and were entertaining.

Keep up the HC and GP posts. I've actually started downloading
these games so I can follow the conversations...

Two Dogs

viper

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"Two Dogs" <nzr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Two Dogs


You must miss Brother Augustine giving you 6 of the best as well.

I do miss Boyd though, who, despite the weight of comeptition, was by far
the most delusional Kiwi in this group.

Dear God, could he please make a comeback just for next year's
knockout comp ? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase !!

Viper

Stomper

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Jan 7, 2010, 9:37:06 PM1/7/10
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>    I miss Nigel, believe it or not. Same with Boyd. Long winded and
> opinionated both of them, but they raised the average IQ in here by a
> bit and were entertaining.
>

same thing could be achieved if Matua were to leave.....


karl aka Stomper

rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 1:46:37 AM1/8/10
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On Jan 7, 10:28 pm, Two Dogs <nzre...@aol.com> wrote:


>    I miss Nigel, believe it or not. Same with Boyd. Long winded and
> opinionated both of them, but they raised the average IQ in here by a
> bit and were entertaining.
>
>    Keep up the HC and GP posts. I've actually started downloading
> these games so I can follow the conversations...
>

>    Two Dogs- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Long winded? Opinionated? The trouble with deigning to address the
unwashed cretins in this newsgroup is having to repeat oneself so
often due to the lower-end demographic's goldfish-like attention span
and lack of comprehension of complicated words like 'cat', 'big' and
'sisterfuckingsoftcock'. That, and the fact that many of them wouldn't
understand reasoning if Nick Warrensen shoved his jumbo large print
copy of "Logic for Dummies" up their arses with the aid of an
industrial pile driver. Not to mention the disgusting proliferation of
whale-hugging, left wing whingers whose ceaseless kow-towing to
socialist, feminist, greenie drivel is enough to cause spontaneous
vomiting amongst we superior mensa-level geniuseses. I don;t know why
I bother. Oh that's right, I don't any more. Sensible me.

-- rick boyd

Dave (SA)

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Jan 8, 2010, 1:57:05 AM1/8/10
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You've bothered twice today.

However I share some of your issues.

rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 2:02:23 AM1/8/10
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On Jan 8, 10:18 am, "viper" <vi...@rugby.com> wrote:


> I do miss Boyd though, who, despite the weight of comeptition, was by far
> the most delusional Kiwi in this group.
>
> Dear God, could he please make a comeback just for next year's
> knockout comp ? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase !!

Jesus Moby, do you have too much free time on your hands these days?
Isn't Mother Alvey letting you suck him off enough any more?

What are you doing in a rugby union newsgroup anyway? Isn't the
thickhead crashball "world" cup (snigger) enough for you? You know,
Australia v Lebanon v Chad (aka Sydney v Sydney v Sydney).

As it happens, I'm quite looking forward to next year's rugby world
cup. Not because it has any relationship to finding the best team in
world rugby, but simply that it's something -- ANYTHING -- other than
the annual, endless, interminable, montonous bore-athon of Tri-Nations
now that the NH conspiracy has reduced rugby to an utterly tedious,
recidivist exhibition of 1950s aimless kicking and blatant offside.

2009 was one of the worst seasons of rugby I can ever recall. Not only
because the All Blacks were up and down like Mowithey's undies in a
public toilet, but the sheer, mind-numbing banality of rugby (with the
exception of the All Balcks win over the cheese-eating surrender
monkeys a couple of months back).

People must be deserting the game in droves to take up more
interesting sports such as lawn bowls and guessing whether Charles' IQ
is 2 or 3.

It's no wonder South Africa is thriving. If only they'd get rid of
citing commissioners and neutral referees, the Japies would be happy
as Didge at a Badger Sodomising Competition.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 2:19:16 AM1/8/10
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On Jan 7, 3:19 pm, "dechucka" <vo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Stephen Doyle" <st...@dmsystems.co.nz> wrote in message
>
> news:hi3sej$8a7$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> >http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-14/3208742/Melbourne-Super-1...

>
> > The world breathes a sigh of relief... sigh.
>
> I feel so happy about it. Australia doesn't have the depth for 4 franchise
> so the addition of another franchise shouldn't strengthen everything

Oh Chucky, don't be so pessimistic. That's what they said about the
Force and it's been mid-table for the last three years. Australia has
plenty of players, just no domestic competition to provide a wider
pool of quality.

If you really want to be depressed, listen to this. The Redhead of
Ultimate Patriotism has finally prevailed -- I had three quarters of
my brain removed and I'm now a jewel citizen. Yep, as dinky-di as you
and Sutters.

Strewth. Fair suck of the sauce bottle. Stone the crows, bluey.

-- rick boyd

Greig Blanchett

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Jan 8, 2010, 2:39:31 AM1/8/10
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Heh. He said "pile driver". Fnurr fnurr ...

--
greig

Charles

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Jan 8, 2010, 4:02:25 AM1/8/10
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This from the 'intellectual Kiwi' (sorry for the oxymoron) who had the
boil on his arse diagnosed as a brain tumour!

didgerman

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Jan 8, 2010, 4:05:27 AM1/8/10
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On 08/01/2010 07:02, rick boyd wrote:
> On Jan 8, 10:18 am, "viper"<vi...@rugby.com> wrote:
>
>
>> I do miss Boyd though, who, despite the weight of comeptition, was by far
>> the most delusional Kiwi in this group.
>>
>> Dear God, could he please make a comeback just for next year's
>> knockout comp ? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase !!
>
> Jesus Moby, do you have too much free time on your hands these days?
> Isn't Mother Alvey letting you suck him off enough any more?
>
> What are you doing in a rugby union newsgroup anyway? Isn't the
> thickhead crashball "world" cup (snigger) enough for you? You know,
> Australia v Lebanon v Chad (aka Sydney v Sydney v Sydney).
>
> As it happens, I'm quite looking forward to next year's rugby world
> cup. Not because it has any relationship to finding the best team in
> world rugby,

No, that would be the series, right?

but simply that it's something -- ANYTHING -- other than
> the annual, endless, interminable, montonous bore-athon of Tri-Nations

Hmm, never heard that before. Results not going your way old chap?
Therefore, another competition to rubbish? Dear-O-dear......

> now that the NH conspiracy has reduced rugby to an utterly tedious,
> recidivist exhibition of 1950s aimless kicking and blatant offside.

Rick, you're watching the wrong game, this is union, you're talking
about league. But you'll learn.

>
> 2009 was one of the worst seasons of rugby I can ever recall. Not only
> because the All Blacks were up and down like Mowithey's undies in a
> public toilet, but the sheer, mind-numbing banality of rugby (with the
> exception of the All Balcks win over the cheese-eating surrender
> monkeys a couple of months back).

Er, they won the series, the year goes to them. I hate to invoke Boydian
logic on Boyd, but you just blew your toe off. /cue matua.....

>
> People must be deserting the game in droves to take up more
> interesting sports such as lawn bowls and guessing whether Charles' IQ
> is 2 or 3.

Please, no trick questions.

>
> It's no wonder South Africa is thriving. If only they'd get rid of
> citing commissioners and neutral referees,

And test cricket....

the Japies would be happy
> as Didge at a Badger Sodomising Competition.


! Wombat fucker.

>
> -- rick boyd

didgerman

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Jan 8, 2010, 4:07:10 AM1/8/10
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And lower-end.

>
> --
> greig

Charles

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Jan 8, 2010, 4:31:24 AM1/8/10
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On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:05:27 +0000, didgerman <didg...@rfu.com>
wrote:

That one did raise a smile. ;o)

BrritSki

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Jan 8, 2010, 4:35:18 AM1/8/10
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Today's Dilbert was just perfect for you and Maxx:

<http://dilbert.com/fast/>

HTH FOAD

Andrew Dunford

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Jan 8, 2010, 4:31:23 AM1/8/10
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"rick boyd" <bo...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message
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> On Jan 7, 10:28 pm, Two Dogs <nzre...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
>> I miss Nigel, believe it or not. Same with Boyd. Long winded and
>> opinionated both of them, but they raised the average IQ in here by a
>> bit and were entertaining.
>>
>> Keep up the HC and GP posts. I've actually started downloading
>> these games so I can follow the conversations...
>>
>> Two Dogs- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Long winded? Opinionated? The trouble with deigning to address the
> unwashed cretins in this newsgroup is having to repeat oneself so
> often due to the lower-end demographic's goldfish-like attention span
> and lack of comprehension of complicated words like 'cat', 'big' and
> 'sisterfuckingsoftcock'. That, and the fact that many of them wouldn't
> understand reasoning if Nick Warrensen shoved his jumbo large print
> copy of "Logic for Dummies" up their arses with the aid of an
> industrial pile driver.

Come on, Rik. No self-respecting viking would put a 'c' in his name.

<snip>

Andrew

Brad Anton

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Jan 8, 2010, 6:13:17 AM1/8/10
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"BrritSki" <Brri...@iname.com> wrote in message
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How do you know Maxx isn't bald too?
Brad


didgerman

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Jan 8, 2010, 7:11:00 AM1/8/10
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Even if he wasn't, he'll have torn his hair out watching the cricket.

Brad Anton

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Jan 8, 2010, 7:42:44 AM1/8/10
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"didgerman" <didg...@rfu.com> wrote in message
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Christ - I tore my hair out watching the Pakis clean up at the bookies
Brad


didgerman

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Jan 8, 2010, 7:56:09 AM1/8/10
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You think? Must admit, that did occur to me......

Two Dogs

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:02:59 AM1/8/10
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Nice one, Didge, no "Hello Rick, nice to see you, welcome
back"....just a series of stale old uppercuts. Get it while you can, I
guess.


Two Dogs

Two Dogs

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:13:31 AM1/8/10
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Oh god, what have I done ????

Two Dogs

didgerman

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:23:20 AM1/8/10
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I dunno, what have you done? Given Boyd 'Logic for Dummies' as a late
christmas present? Bit of an error that one: you needed Logic for
Knuckledraggers.

rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:23:57 AM1/8/10
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God. I'm even brillianter than I thought I was.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:27:21 AM1/8/10
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Andrew Dunford wrote:
>
>
> "rick boyd" <bo...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message

>> Long winded? Opinionated? The trouble with deigning to address the
>> unwashed cretins in this newsgroup is having to repeat oneself so
>> often due to the lower-end demographic's goldfish-like attention span
>> and lack of comprehension of complicated words like 'cat', 'big' and
>> 'sisterfuckingsoftcock'. That, and the fact that many of them wouldn't
>> understand reasoning if Nick Warrensen shoved his jumbo large print
>> copy of "Logic for Dummies" up their arses with the aid of an
>> industrial pile driver.
>
> Come on, Rik. No self-respecting viking would put a 'c' in his name.

Don't ask me, I'm Scottish. That bloody Irish/Maori/Swede has had more
names, spelling variations and nom-de-plumes than Mother Alvey has had
enemas.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 9:45:31 AM1/8/10
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didgerman wrote:
> On 08/01/2010 07:02, rick boyd wrote:


>> As it happens, I'm quite looking forward to next year's rugby world
>> cup. Not because it has any relationship to finding the best team in
>> world rugby,
>
> No, that would be the series, right?

God in heaven, the stopped clock got one right.

>
> but simply that it's something -- ANYTHING -- other than
>> the annual, endless, interminable, montonous bore-athon of Tri-Nations
>
> Hmm, never heard that before. Results not going your way old chap?
> Therefore, another competition to rubbish? Dear-O-dear......

Pay attention, you retarded, badger-felching turnip. It's been a popular
refrain in the progressive, proactive part of the rugby world these past
several seasons.

>> now that the NH conspiracy has reduced rugby to an utterly tedious,
>> recidivist exhibition of 1950s aimless kicking and blatant offside.
>
> Rick, you're watching the wrong game, this is union, you're talking
> about league. But you'll learn.

Numerous serial numpties from oop your way claimed that Super 14 rugby
was becoming like league, which of course meant that the ball was
advanced down the pitch by running far too often for their
penalty-obsessed, set-piece fixated liking. Now they've finally got
their way and rugby has degenerated into a negative, spoiling,
obstructive game of heroic tedium, the comparison to league is so much
more appropriate.

>> 2009 was one of the worst seasons of rugby I can ever recall. Not only
>> because the All Blacks were up and down like Mowithey's undies in a
>> public toilet, but the sheer, mind-numbing banality of rugby (with the
>> exception of the All Balcks win over the cheese-eating surrender
>> monkeys a couple of months back).
>
> Er, they won the series, the year goes to them. I hate to invoke Boydian
> logic on Boyd, but you just blew your toe off. /cue matua.....

Did your ferret eat your one remaining brain cell, Didge? Winning one
from three games may be a series win to you poms, provided it comes
complete with a lap of honour, but I'm sure the French set higher standards.


> ! Wombat fucker.

They're a lot easier to catch than kangaroos, I'll give you the drum.

-- rick boyd

dechucka

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"rick boyd" <bo...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message
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================================================

Congratulation if that is what you wanted commiseration if it isn't.

Two Dogs

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On Jan 8, 1:57 pm, "dechucka" <vo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "rick boyd" <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message

Congratulation? Only one? Miserable prick


Two Dogs

BrritSki

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Two Dogs wrote:
> On Jan 8, 1:57 pm, "dechucka" <vo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> "rick boyd" <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message
>>
>> news:81625361-cd68-4a29...@d20g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jan 7, 3:19 pm, "dechucka" <vo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Stephen Doyle" <st...@dmsystems.co.nz> wrote in message
>>> news:hi3sej$8a7$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-14/3208742/Melbourne-Super-1....

>>>> The world breathes a sigh of relief... sigh.
>>> I feel so happy about it. Australia doesn't have the depth for 4 franchise
>>> so the addition of another franchise shouldn't strengthen everything
>> Oh Chucky, don't be so pessimistic. That's what they said about the
>> Force and it's been mid-table for the last three years. Australia has
>> plenty of players, just no domestic competition to provide a wider
>> pool of quality.
>>
>> If you really want to be depressed, listen to this. The Redhead of
>> Ultimate Patriotism has finally prevailed -- I had three quarters of
>> my brain removed and I'm now a jewel citizen. Yep, as dinky-di as you
>> and Sutters.
>>
>> Strewth. Fair suck of the sauce bottle. Stone the crows, bluey.
>>
>> ================================================
>>
>> Congratulation if that is what you wanted commiseration if it isn't.
>
> Congratulation? Only one? Miserable prick
>
Yes he is isn't he ? That's why I didn't welcome him back.

alvey

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Jan 8, 2010, 5:47:24 PM1/8/10
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On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 23:02:23 -0800 (PST), rick boyd wrote:

> On Jan 8, 10:18�am, "viper" <vi...@rugby.com> wrote:
>
>
>> I do miss Boyd though, who, despite the weight of comeptition, was by far
>> the most delusional Kiwi in this group.
>>
>> Dear God, could he please make a comeback just for next year's
>> knockout comp ? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase !!
>
> Jesus Moby, do you have too much free time on your hands these days?
> Isn't Mother Alvey letting you suck him off enough any more?

Bigggg yawn. Not interested in you atm *ick***d. You're stale & sooo last
decade, plus there's currently more than enough egomaniacal blowhards
wanking away in rsc to keep me well fed and sleek. Although I will keep an
eye out for your fabulous match reports. Mediocrity of that standard is so
very rare these days. You really should demand that they pay you something
for them.


alvey



rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 6:31:31 PM1/8/10
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dechucka wrote:


> Congratulation if that is what you wanted commiseration if it isn't.

I think that covers the full range.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 8, 2010, 6:33:03 PM1/8/10
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alvey wrote:


> Bigggg yawn. Not interested in you

Said the fat, no-life loser, demonstrating his lack of interest by
leaping to the bait like a corpulent carp.

-- rick boyd

dechucka

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"Two Dogs" <nzr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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====================================================

Can't get to excited. Being an ex NZer and now an Aus his first stop on the
way back from the ceremony was probably to stop at Centerlink and sign up
for the dole. Only bloody reason they come over here

:-)


OK CongratulationS

dechucka

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"rick boyd" <bo...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message
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> dechucka wrote:
>
>
>> Congratulation if that is what you wanted commiseration if it isn't.
>
> I think that covers the full range.

Actually seriously well done. My Dad who came to Aus via the UK didn't take
out citizenship for years and that really annoyed me. If you are going to
make a place your home than you should a "member" of that country.

After all that niceness let the hostilities resume

rick boyd

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dechucka wrote:


> Can't get to excited. Being an ex NZer and now an Aus his first stop on
> the way back from the ceremony was probably to stop at Centerlink and
> sign up for the dole. Only bloody reason they come over here
>
> :-)
>
>
> OK CongratulationS

Excuse me, I am not an EX-New Zealander. I am a citizen of both
countries. As a fully fledged Trans-Tasmanian, I now have the
inalienable right to be an innovative and implacable quiet achiever AND
tell everyone how absolutely fucking marvellous I am.

-- rick boyd

viper

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"rick boyd" <bo...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message
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On Jan 8, 10:18 am, "viper" <vi...@rugby.com> wrote:


> I do miss Boyd though, who, despite the weight of comeptition, was by far
> the most delusional Kiwi in this group.
>
> Dear God, could he please make a comeback just for next year's
> knockout comp ? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaase !!

Jesus Moby, do you have too much free time on your hands these days?
Isn't Mother Alvey letting you suck him off enough any more?

What are you doing in a rugby union newsgroup anyway? Isn't the


thickhead crashball "world" cup (snigger) enough for you? You know,
Australia v Lebanon v Chad (aka Sydney v Sydney v Sydney).

As it happens, I'm quite looking forward to next year's rugby world


cup. Not because it has any relationship to finding the best team in

world rugby, but simply that it's something -- ANYTHING -- other than


the annual, endless, interminable, montonous bore-athon of Tri-Nations

now that the NH conspiracy has reduced rugby to an utterly tedious,
recidivist exhibition of 1950s aimless kicking and blatant offside.

2009 was one of the worst seasons of rugby I can ever recall. Not only


because the All Blacks were up and down like Mowithey's undies in a
public toilet, but the sheer, mind-numbing banality of rugby (with the
exception of the All Balcks win over the cheese-eating surrender
monkeys a couple of months back).

People must be deserting the game in droves to take up more


interesting sports such as lawn bowls and guessing whether Charles' IQ
is 2 or 3.

It's no wonder South Africa is thriving. If only they'd get rid of
citing commissioners and neutral referees, the Japies would be happy


as Didge at a Badger Sodomising Competition.

-- rick boyd


Well fuck me drunk, it is alive !

Delusional you may be and perspiring with 2011 looming, you
definitely are, but your synopsis of the 2009 season is uncharacteristically
accurate.

Now keep the fucking toys and the dummy in the cot you cunt and don't
go sulking off into the sunset again..

Congratulations on your revised citizenship and please enjoy all the
benefits
that this will bring you, both here and abroad.

Viper

didgerman

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Jan 9, 2010, 5:47:01 AM1/9/10
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The series was over two games, and they won it.

Oh, hello Rick, nice to see you.
/Happy Keegan? Pissing jesus.....

didgerman

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Jan 9, 2010, 7:04:32 AM1/9/10
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Thought you were Irish? In the same that most Americans are 'Scotch' or
Irish.....

>
> -- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 9, 2010, 9:42:42 AM1/9/10
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didgerman wrote:

> The series was over two games, and they won it.

Jesus Didge, are you even stupider than you used to be?

Technically, is that even possible?

How do you "win" a drawn series?

And when you look at your team's season -- as everyone does -- you take
into consideration all their tests against all opponents. You don't say
"hooray, we won this two-match series against whoever, and it doesn't
matter that we lost these three other one-offs against them".

Well, you English might, but then you're desperate, so fuck knows what
straws you might clutch at.

No, anyone reasonable would say "we lost 3-5 against them this season".

So that rules you out right there I guess.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 9, 2010, 9:44:38 AM1/9/10
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didgerman wrote:


> Thought you were Irish? In the same that most Americans are 'Scotch' or
> Irish.....

One set of grandparents came from Glascow, the other set from Donegal.

But then the Donegal side of the family came from Scotland in 1792.

But then the Scots are originally Irish anyway...

At least I'm not fucking English eh?

-- rick boyd

didgerman

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Jan 9, 2010, 9:54:44 AM1/9/10
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On 09/01/2010 14:42, rick boyd wrote:
> didgerman wrote:
>
>> The series was over two games, and they won it.
>
> Jesus Didge, are you even stupider than you used to be?
>
> Technically, is that even possible?
>
> How do you "win" a drawn series?

"Despite levelling the series, their failure to win by six points or
more meant France lifted the Dave Gallaher Cup"


>
> And when you look at your team's season -- as everyone does -- you take
> into consideration all their tests against all opponents.

Really? Would you like me to quote you when you told us the series was
what counted? You're also including 'show case' games in the RWC now I
take it? And of course, you're forgetting that your team's season isn't
the same as another team's.

You don't say
> "hooray, we won this two-match series against whoever, and it doesn't
> matter that we lost these three other one-offs against them".
>
> Well, you English might, but then you're desperate, so fuck knows what
> straws you might clutch at.

I'm desperate? Didn't see me vanishing in a huff, and then re-appearing
shortly after my team took the top of the IRB rankings again.....
You're so fucking obvious Boyd.

>
> No, anyone reasonable would say "we lost 3-5 against them this season".

Would they? So France's season *is* the same as New Zealand's, got it....

>
> So that rules you out right there I guess.
>
> -- rick boyd

Rick, you're one thick bag of shit, bung me back on the ignore list ffs.


didgerman

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Jan 9, 2010, 9:56:29 AM1/9/10
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No Rick, we'd have culled you at birth.

>
> -- rick boyd

Two Dogs

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Jan 9, 2010, 10:12:42 AM1/9/10
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You are nearly as lucky as someone who holds dual NZ/US citizenship.
I can take the moral high road on all international disputes while
simultaneously napalming anyone who disagrees...

Two Dogs

Two Dogs

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Jan 9, 2010, 10:18:54 AM1/9/10
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He'd been ignoring my repeated requests to his facebook to come back
and protect me from the wrath of Don Charles Quixote, I had to do
something. I legitimately thought he was dead, instead it was worse,
he's gone Astrine.

I think that's one of the foretold signs of the apocalypse. Seriously
dark times....

Two Dogs


Mike

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Jan 9, 2010, 11:38:02 AM1/9/10
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How we've missed the certainty of Boydian law in your absence!


Mike

didgerman

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Jan 9, 2010, 3:49:03 PM1/9/10
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Apart from 'Crowded House were shite, discuss'.

while
> simultaneously napalming anyone who disagrees...

Yanks use napalm to save all that tricky aiming with guns business.

>
> Two Dogs

rick boyd

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Jan 9, 2010, 6:22:13 PM1/9/10
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didgerman wrote:


> "Despite levelling the series, their failure to win by six points or
> more meant France lifted the Dave Gallaher Cup"

The yardstick of international rugby is not bonus points to win silly
modern pieces of silverware. It has been, and will always be, test
results -- series and the team's performance over a calendar year. As I
have always said.

Once the two were synonymous. The crowded modern calendar has muddied
the water slightly but test results are what matters.

No one will be looking back and saying "oh yes, I remember 2009, that's
the year France won the Gallagher Cup in New Zealand and New Zealand won
it back in France."

No, they will simply remember NZ 2 France 1. As it should be.


> Really? Would you like me to quote you when you told us the series was
> what counted? You're also including 'show case' games in the RWC now I
> take it? And of course, you're forgetting that your team's season isn't
> the same as another team's.

If NH teams want to quote the 08/09 or whatever season as their
yardstick, rather than the calendar year, that would be reasonable. It's
still a year and that's the basic unit of rugby.

> I'm desperate? Didn't see me vanishing in a huff, and then re-appearing
> shortly after my team took the top of the IRB rankings again.....
> You're so fucking obvious Boyd.

Oh yes, I'm sure that's what matters to every thinking rugby supporter
-- where their team is on the meaningless, warped IRB rankings.

And why the hell I should "disappear in a huff" after the All Blacks
completed one of their most successful years on record, and then
reappear (temporarily, I might point out) after one of their worst
international seasons in recent times -- well, let's just say it's a
uniquely Didge way of looking at the world.

> Would they? So France's season *is* the same as New Zealand's, got it....

You wouldn't get it if it was attached to your, fat spotty arse with a
nail gun.

What France care to quote for their season is their business. I am
talking about the All Blacks' season.


> Rick, you're one thick bag of shit, bung me back on the ignore list ffs.

For one so eager to be ignored, you're doing a very poor job of it yourself.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 9, 2010, 6:23:26 PM1/9/10
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Mike wrote:


> How we've missed the certainty of Boydian law in your absence!

I understand that uncertainty is scary for lesser intellects. That's why
I'm here -- to make your world safe and secure. If not for very long.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 9, 2010, 6:25:25 PM1/9/10
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You would have needed to be quick. I would have strangled myself with
the umbilical cord.

-- rick boyd

Maxx

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Jan 10, 2010, 3:52:52 PM1/10/10
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On Jan 8, 11:35 am, BrritSki <Brrit...@iname.com> wrote:
> rick boyd wrote:
> > On Jan 7, 10:28 pm, Two Dogs <nzre...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>    I miss Nigel, believe it or not. Same with Boyd. Long winded and
> >> opinionated both of them, but they raised the average IQ in here by a
> >> bit and were entertaining.
>
> >>    Keep up the HC and GP posts. I've actually started downloading
> >> these games so I can follow the conversations...
>
> >>    Two Dogs- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -

>
> > Long winded? Opinionated? The trouble with deigning to address the
> > unwashed cretins in this newsgroup is having to repeat oneself so
> > often due to the lower-end demographic's goldfish-like attention span
> > and lack of comprehension of complicated words like 'cat', 'big' and
> > 'sisterfuckingsoftcock'. That, and the fact that many of them wouldn't
> > understand reasoning if Nick Warrensen shoved his jumbo large print
> > copy of "Logic for Dummies" up their arses with the aid of an
> > industrial pile driver. Not to mention the disgusting proliferation of
> > whale-hugging, left wing whingers whose ceaseless kow-towing to
> > socialist, feminist, greenie drivel is enough to cause spontaneous
> > vomiting amongst we superior mensa-level geniuseses.
>
> Today's Dilbert was just perfect for you and Maxx:
>
> <http://dilbert.com/fast/>

Hey who you calling a troll?

Long winded and opinionated, yes.

Maxx

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Jan 10, 2010, 3:54:21 PM1/10/10
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On Jan 8, 1:13 pm, "Brad Anton" <ant_on_k...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "BrritSki" <Brrit...@iname.com> wrote in message
>
> news:7qocim...@mid.individual.net...
> > HTH FOAD
>
> How do you know Maxx isn't bald too?

The closest I am to bald is Gary Baldy.

Maxx

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Jan 10, 2010, 3:59:16 PM1/10/10
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On Jan 8, 2:11 pm, didgerman <didger...@rfu.com> wrote:
> > Brad
>
> Even if he wasn't, he'll have torn his hair out watching the cricket.-

Jeez Onestone I've just invenetd a new word for you: despathetic.

If you're such a big cricket fan, there's actually a group called
rec.sport.cricket. uk.sport.cricket if you're elitist.

Maxx

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Jan 10, 2010, 4:01:45 PM1/10/10
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On Jan 8, 8:46 am, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> On Jan 7, 10:28 pm, Two Dogs <nzre...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >    I miss Nigel, believe it or not. Same with Boyd. Long winded and
> > opinionated both of them, but they raised the average IQ in here by a
> > bit and were entertaining.
>
> >    Keep up the HC and GP posts. I've actually started downloading
> > these games so I can follow the conversations...
>
> >    Two Dogs- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Long winded? Opinionated? The trouble with deigning to address the
> unwashed cretins in this newsgroup is having to repeat oneself so
> often due to the lower-end demographic's goldfish-like attention span
> and lack of comprehension of complicated words like 'cat', 'big' and
> 'sisterfuckingsoftcock'. That, and the fact that many of them wouldn't
> understand reasoning if Nick Warrensen shoved his jumbo large print
> copy of "Logic for Dummies" up their arses with the aid of an
> industrial pile driver. Not to mention the disgusting proliferation of
> whale-hugging, left wing whingers whose ceaseless kow-towing to
> socialist, feminist, greenie drivel is enough to cause spontaneous
> vomiting amongst we superior mensa-level geniuseses.

What's your IQ there Rick?

Maxx

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Jan 10, 2010, 4:06:39 PM1/10/10
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> > vomiting amongst we superior mensa-level geniuseses. I don;t know why
> > I bother. Oh that's right, I don't any more. Sensible me.
>
> > -- rick boyd
>
> You've bothered twice today.
>
> However I share some of your tissues.

At least you actually used yours and didn't spray us all Dave.


JohnO

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Jan 10, 2010, 4:22:20 PM1/10/10
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On Jan 9, 2:52 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> dechucka wrote:
> > Can't get to excited. Being an ex NZer and now an Aus his first stop on
> > the way back from the ceremony was probably to stop at Centerlink and
> > sign up for the dole. Only bloody reason they come over here
>
> > :-)
>
> > OK CongratulationS
>
> Excuse me, I am not an EX-New Zealander. I am a citizen of both
> countries. As a fully fledged Trans-Tasmanian

Is that a Tasmanian who likes to dress up in his mum's clothes? Not
restricting the pool much, is it?

rick boyd

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Jan 10, 2010, 4:54:25 PM1/10/10
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Maxx wrote:

> What's your IQ there Rick?

Huge. Far too big for me ever to need it "testing" with posey IQ "tests".

-- rick boyd

Maxx

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Jan 10, 2010, 5:20:23 PM1/10/10
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Ah so you don't know, or too embarrased to say. Mine's 142.

rick boyd

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Jan 10, 2010, 5:21:37 PM1/10/10
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And you said so in rsru, so it must be true.

-- rick boyd

Maxx

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Jan 10, 2010, 5:42:15 PM1/10/10
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On Jan 11, 12:21 am, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> Maxx wrote:
> > On Jan 10, 11:54 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> >> Maxx wrote:
> >>> What's your IQ there Rick?
> >> Huge. Far too big for me ever to need it "testing" with posey IQ "tests".
>
> >> -- rick boyd
>
> > Ah so you don't know, or too embarrased to say. Mine's 142.
>
> And you said so in rsru, so it must be true.

Ah, "liar liar, pants on fire!"

Grow up Boyd.

rick boyd

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Jan 10, 2010, 6:08:48 PM1/10/10
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Somehow the phrases "liar liar pants on fire" and "grow up" don't really
belong in the same sentence, do they?

Look, rsru has at various times been awash with all manner of people
claiming to be psychologists, six foot nine giants, international rugby
players and various other completely unsubstantiated bilge. Surely you
don't expect just any old statement from a brave pseudonymous poster to
be taken at face value, do you?

If you do, there may be some growing up involved.

-- rick boyd

Two Dogs

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Jan 10, 2010, 6:12:31 PM1/10/10
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So you keep saying. What's your point? That you shouldn't be
regarded as stupid?

That ship has sailed....


Two Dogs

JohnO

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Jan 10, 2010, 9:39:04 PM1/10/10
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On Jan 8, 8:19 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> On Jan 7, 3:19 pm, "dechucka" <vo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "Stephen Doyle" <st...@dmsystems.co.nz> wrote in message
>
> >news:hi3sej$8a7$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
> > >http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-14/3208742/Melbourne-Super-1...
>
> > > The world breathes a sigh of relief... sigh.
>
> > I feel so happy about it. Australia doesn't have the depth for 4 franchise
> > so the addition of another franchise shouldn't strengthen everything
>
> Oh Chucky, don't be so pessimistic. That's what they said about the
> Force and it's been mid-table for the last three years. Australia has
> plenty of players, just no domestic competition to provide a wider
> pool of quality.
>
> If you really want to be depressed, listen to this. The Redhead of
> Ultimate Patriotism has finally prevailed -- I had three quarters of
> my brain removed and I'm now a jewel citizen. Yep, as dinky-di as you
> and Sutters.
>
> Strewth. Fair suck of the sauce bottle. Stone the crows, bluey.
>
> -- rick boyd

Congratulations. What conviction did you qualify with?

Greig Blanchett

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Jan 11, 2010, 12:07:23 AM1/11/10
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On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:12:31 -0800 (PST), Two Dogs <nzr...@aol.com>
wrote:

I'm reminded of the cup that was sent to a South African goldsmith to
build. Somewhere along the way 45cm got read as 45 inches and the
result was one big fucking monster of a cup. I think Maxx's IQ is
measured on a similarly miscalibrated South African device and the
poor chump now thinks he's got one big fucking monster of an IQ.

--
greig

alvey

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Jan 11, 2010, 2:45:13 AM1/11/10
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I'm afraid that humour relies on freshness and innovation Maxxie. Just
because a joke was funny once doesn't mean that it will be again.


alvey

Maxx

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Jan 11, 2010, 9:59:47 AM1/11/10
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On Jan 11, 1:08 am, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> Maxx wrote:
> > On Jan 11, 12:21 am, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> >> Maxx wrote:
> >>> On Jan 10, 11:54 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> >>>> Maxx wrote:
> >>>>> What's your IQ there Rick?
> >>>> Huge. Far too big for me ever to need it "testing" with posey IQ "tests".
> >>>> -- rick boyd
> >>> Ah so you don't know, or too embarrased to say. Mine's 142.
> >> And you said so in rsru, so it must be true.
>
> > Ah, "liar liar, pants on fire!"
>
> > Grow up Boyd.
>
> Somehow the phrases "liar liar pants on fire" and "grow up" don't really
> belong in the same sentence, do they?

No, which is why they're not in the same sentence, ne?

> Look, rsru has at various times been awash with all manner of people
> claiming to be psychologists, six foot nine giants, international rugby
> players and various other completely unsubstantiated bilge. Surely you
> don't expect just any old statement from a brave pseudonymous poster to
> be taken at face value, do you?

You need to be able to use your brain to seperate the wheat from the
chaff.


Maxx

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Jan 11, 2010, 10:02:15 AM1/11/10
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On Jan 11, 1:12 am, Two Dogs <nzre...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Jan 10, 5:20 pm, Maxx <sc...@executivemail.co.za> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 10, 11:54 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
>
> > > Maxx wrote:
> > > > What's your IQ there Rick?
>
> > > Huge. Far too big for me ever to need it "testing" with posey IQ "tests".
>
> > > -- rick boyd
>
> > Ah so you don't know, or too embarrased to say. Mine's 142.
>
>   So you keep saying. What's your point?

Just thought it'd be interesting to compare with self-proclaimed
genius Ricky, but it seems his bilge has been outed as
unsubstantiated.

Maxx

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Jan 11, 2010, 10:02:45 AM1/11/10
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lol

rick boyd

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Jan 11, 2010, 10:25:55 AM1/11/10
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Theft. I stole the heart of a redhead.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 11, 2010, 10:31:45 AM1/11/10
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Maxx wrote:

> No, which is why they're not in the same sentence, ne?

A good point. And I use the word "good" here to mean "you'd think
someone with an IQ of a thousand would have noticed the point sailing
gaily over their head by now".

>> Look, rsru has at various times been awash with all manner of people
>> claiming to be psychologists, six foot nine giants, international rugby
>> players and various other completely unsubstantiated bilge. Surely you
>> don't expect just any old statement from a brave pseudonymous poster to
>> be taken at face value, do you?
>
> You need to be able to use your brain to seperate the wheat from the
> chaff.

But not to spell 'separate', apparently.

And once your impressive intellect has finished grappling with that
weighty concept, could you explain, in your own words, what stands out
for you as the telling difference in credibility between these two
statements:

a. I have a doctorate in psychology
b. I have an IQ of 142.

-- rick boyd

rick boyd

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Jan 11, 2010, 10:34:10 AM1/11/10
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Maxx wrote:


> Just thought it'd be interesting to compare with self-proclaimed
> genius Ricky, but it seems his bilge has been outed as
> unsubstantiated.

But I am a genius. I said so on rsru, so it must be true.

-- rick boyd

JohnO

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Jan 11, 2010, 3:04:21 PM1/11/10
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<gag>

rick boyd

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Jan 11, 2010, 5:45:13 PM1/11/10
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Yeah, she does that too.

-- rick boyd

didgerman

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Jan 11, 2010, 6:18:40 PM1/11/10
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Only when she sees one of your dodgy websites.....

>
> -- rick boyd

Maxx

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Jan 12, 2010, 10:24:13 AM1/12/10
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On Jan 11, 5:31 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
> Maxx wrote:
> > No, which is why they're not in the same sentence, ne?
>
> A good point. And I use the word "good" here to mean "you'd think
> someone with an IQ of a thousand would have noticed the point sailing
> gaily over their head by now".
>
> >> Look, rsru has at various times been awash with all manner of people
> >> claiming to be psychologists, six foot nine giants, international rugby
> >> players and various other completely unsubstantiated bilge. Surely you
> >> don't expect just any old statement from a brave pseudonymous poster to
> >> be taken at face value, do you?
>
> > You need to be able to use your brain to seperate the wheat from the
> > chaff.
>
> But not to spell 'separate', apparently.

lol

> And once your impressive intellect has finished grappling with that
> weighty concept, could you explain, in your own words, what stands out
> for you as the telling difference in credibility between these two
> statements:
>
> a. I have a doctorate in psychology
> b. I have an IQ of 142.

One is true, one isn't.

I only have a degree in Psychology (and Industrial Sociology and
History).
Funny enough, it was during the Psychology degree that that my IQ was
Psychometrically tested to be 142. It was part of our course.

The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
footnote.

You should have yours tested Rick - maybe your bluster and bilge could
actually have some substance. Although I think not - we've all seen
your pic.
You're missing DNA dude, but that could be a Kiwi thing I guess. Or
an Aussie thing, or whatever.

And yes, "Psychology" starts with a Capital Letter, lol.

Maxx

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Jan 12, 2010, 10:26:08 AM1/12/10
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What's your IQ?

Klitty

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Jan 12, 2010, 10:33:27 AM1/12/10
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Maxx <sc...@executivemail.co.za> writes:

So does Dick and Doctorate!

Mark (newsgroups)

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Jan 12, 2010, 11:58:10 AM1/12/10
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On Jan 12, 3:24 pm, Maxx <sc...@executivemail.co.za> wrote:

[...]

> I only have a degree in Psychology (and Industrial Sociology and
> History).

Ahh, a BA.

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Greig Blanchett

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Jan 12, 2010, 12:56:13 PM1/12/10
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How many times did they test? Once is not enough - usually the average
of at least three tests is required, but the more taken within a short
time span, the more accurate they are. That's if you believe in them
at all. Ever read The Bell Curve?


>
>The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
>footnote.

This must be your poorly calibrated South African measurement system.
The Terman scale is the only commonly used scale to mention "genius"
and that's for IQ's of 164+.

You're a good two levels below that.

More commonly, 142 would be called "moderately gifted". Hardly
something to brag about. Although the Wechsler classification calls it
"superior", so maybe that's where you got confused. And being a South
African and all.

--
greig

Richard Bridgman

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Jan 12, 2010, 2:27:48 PM1/12/10
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And there's the problem....measured cognitively you have an IQ of
about 13, as your imbecilic but highly amusing posts demonstrate.

> The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
> footnote.
>
> You should have yours tested Rick - maybe your bluster and bilge could
> actually have some substance.  Although I think not - we've all seen
> your pic.
> You're missing DNA dude, but that could be a Kiwi thing I guess.  Or
> an Aussie thing, or whatever.
>
> And yes, "Psychology" starts with a Capital Letter, lol.

I've seen your "pic" so you must be stupid. "Dude". "lol". That's
genius, that is.

By the way, how are you at swimming?

Richard Bridgman

caspar milquetoast

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Jan 12, 2010, 5:43:43 PM1/12/10
to
Maxx wrote:
> On Jan 11, 5:31 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:


>> a. I have a doctorate in psychology
>> b. I have an IQ of 142.
>
> One is true, one isn't.
>
> I only have a degree in Psychology (and Industrial Sociology and
> History).
> Funny enough, it was during the Psychology degree that that my IQ was
> Psychometrically tested to be 142. It was part of our course.
>
> The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
> footnote.

Gentlemen, we are in the presence of greatness. I feel humbled.


> You should have yours tested Rick - maybe your bluster and bilge could
> actually have some substance. Although I think not - we've all seen
> your pic.

And you're still hard, right?

> You're missing DNA dude, but that could be a Kiwi thing I guess. Or
> an Aussie thing, or whatever.

Hmm. I was hoping for something a little better from a genius. Hey
Charles, whats your Forrest Gump quote again?

> And yes, "Psychology" starts with a Capital Letter, lol.

It does if it's in a title. Not when it's in a sentence like the one you
just wroted. And neither do 'capital' and 'letter'
incidentally.

I have to tell you the genius thing is not working for me yet.

-- rick boyd

caspar milquetoast

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Jan 12, 2010, 5:46:36 PM1/12/10
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164. I have a decree in Psy... psy.. smartn-head stuff and I was
psycho... Psycho... no, just psycho.

Wibble.

-- caspar

Charles

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Jan 12, 2010, 6:18:51 PM1/12/10
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:43:43 +0800, caspar milquetoast
<bo...@comswest.net.au> wrote:

>Maxx wrote:
>> On Jan 11, 5:31 pm, rick boyd <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote:
>
>
>>> a. I have a doctorate in psychology
>>> b. I have an IQ of 142.
>>
>> One is true, one isn't.
>>
>> I only have a degree in Psychology (and Industrial Sociology and
>> History).
>> Funny enough, it was during the Psychology degree that that my IQ was
>> Psychometrically tested to be 142. It was part of our course.
>>
>> The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
>> footnote.
>
>Gentlemen, we are in the presence of greatness. I feel humbled.
>
>
>> You should have yours tested Rick - maybe your bluster and bilge could
>> actually have some substance. Although I think not - we've all seen
>> your pic.
>
>And you're still hard, right?
>
>> You're missing DNA dude, but that could be a Kiwi thing I guess. Or
>> an Aussie thing, or whatever.
>
>Hmm. I was hoping for something a little better from a genius. Hey
>Charles, whats your Forrest Gump quote again?

"Stupid is as stupid does Ginny".

Hope that helps Caspar! ;o)

caspar milquetoast

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If a hamburger falls in the kitchen and there's no one there to hear it
-- no, that can't be right...

Chris Parslow

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If a bear shits on the Pope, does anybody tree?

There. Nailed it...


CP

Brad Anton

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"Mark (newsgroups)" <marknew...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a836a835-7f23-4051...@j4g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...

[...]

Ahh, a BA.

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The engineer wouldn't be able to spell or use any punctuation however. And
the one with the accounting degree would be asking in an Indian accent.
Brad


didgerman

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Jan 13, 2010, 6:41:43 AM1/13/10
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Just a wild guess Maxx, but did you pay to go on this course?
And by any chance, did you pass?

>
> The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
> footnote.
>
> You should have yours tested Rick - maybe your bluster and bilge could
> actually have some substance. Although I think not - we've all seen
> your pic.

I haven't.

> You're missing DNA dude, but that could be a Kiwi thing I guess. Or
> an Aussie thing, or whatever.

Doubtful.

>
> And yes, "Psychology" starts with a Capital Letter, lol.

No it doesn't.


didgerman

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It's a system for measuring intelligence. Many consider it flawed and
there are many examples to prove this, the above post for instance.

Maxx

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On Jan 12, 6:58 pm, "Mark (newsgroups)" <marknewsgro...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

Papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato are walking down the street.
Baby tomato starts lagging behind.
Papa tomato walks back to baby tomato and squishes him. Says "catch
up".

Maxx

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Jan 13, 2010, 2:00:26 PM1/13/10
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> >Funny enough, it was during the Psychology degree that that my IQ was
> >Psychometrically tested to be 142. It was part of our course.
>
> How many times did they test? Once is not enough - usually the average
> of at least three tests is required, but the more taken within a short
> time span, the more accurate they are. That's if you believe in them
> at all. Ever read The Bell Curve?

It's not that serious mate. How many times has yours been tested?

> >The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
> >footnote.
>
> This must be your poorly calibrated South African measurement system.
> The Terman scale is the only commonly used scale to mention "genius"
> and that's for IQ's of 164+.
>
> You're a good two levels below that.
>
> More commonly, 142 would be called "moderately gifted". Hardly
> something to brag about. Although the Wechsler classification calls it
> "superior", so maybe that's where you got confused. And being a South
> African and all.

I guess you'll have to provide links to substantiate all that, as I
did that showed 140+ to be genius level.

Anyway, I don't care if I'm a "genius", "moderately gifted",
"superior", "very superior", or "in the top 1%" (135+,
http://www.extremeintellect.com/ei2009/IQ/historyiqtests.html). All I
said was that my IQ was psychometrically tested to be 142.

Maxx

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Jan 13, 2010, 2:04:10 PM1/13/10
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On Jan 12, 9:27 pm, Richard Bridgman <rhb...@hotmail.com> wrote:

The way I see it, it's about understanding.

> By the way, how are you at swimming?

Fine, love it - especially in the sea. Why?

Maxx

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Jan 13, 2010, 2:09:08 PM1/13/10
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On Jan 13, 1:41 pm, didgerman <didger...@rfu.com> wrote:
> On 12/01/2010 15:24,Maxxwrote:
> Just a wild guessMaxx, but did you pay to go on this course?

> And by any chance, did you pass?

Do you not know how higher education works Onestone? You pay, you
party, you study, you pass. Presto! You have a degree. Paid the
student loan off quick quick with good ol British Pounds.

Greig Blanchett

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Jan 14, 2010, 12:07:48 AM1/14/10
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On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:00:26 -0800 (PST), Maxx
<sc...@executivemail.co.za> wrote:

>
>> >Funny enough, it was during the Psychology degree that that my IQ was
>> >Psychometrically tested to be 142. It was part of our course.
>>
>> How many times did they test? Once is not enough - usually the average
>> of at least three tests is required, but the more taken within a short
>> time span, the more accurate they are. That's if you believe in them
>> at all. Ever read The Bell Curve?
>
>It's not that serious mate.

So why keep banging on about it?

>How many times has yours been tested?

Lots. And there are peaks and troughs as we expected. IQ tests are
like crossword puzzles - interesting as entertainment, but you'd be a
bloody idiot to use them as an indicator of anything about a person.
Even you.

>
>> >The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
>> >footnote.
>>
>> This must be your poorly calibrated South African measurement system.
>> The Terman scale is the only commonly used scale to mention "genius"
>> and that's for IQ's of 164+.
>>
>> You're a good two levels below that.
>>
>> More commonly, 142 would be called "moderately gifted". Hardly
>> something to brag about. Although the Wechsler classification calls it
>> "superior", so maybe that's where you got confused. And being a South
>> African and all.
>
>I guess you'll have to provide links to substantiate all that, as I
>did that showed 140+ to be genius level.

You either did Psych 101 or you didn't. I'm guessing you didn't.

>Anyway, I don't care if I'm a "genius", "moderately gifted",
>"superior", "very superior", or "in the top 1%" (135+,
>http://www.extremeintellect.com/ei2009/IQ/historyiqtests.html). All I
>said was that my IQ was psychometrically tested to be 142.

Again and again as if it meant something and as if you were proud of
it. If you think an IQ test measures intelligence, then it must gall
you to know that you're dumber than Sharon Stone, Richard Nixon and
Dolph Lundgren.

And 142 is certainly NOT in the top 1%.

--
greig

didgerman

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Jan 14, 2010, 4:34:14 AM1/14/10
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Well I'm convinced about your IQ now Maxx: you must be a bloody clever
bloke to remember jokes for that long.

didgerman

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Jan 14, 2010, 4:36:26 AM1/14/10
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'He's a piece of iron'
Oh man, every week at circuits, during the boxercise bit, out comes the
old Rocky lines.

didgerman

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Jan 14, 2010, 4:38:23 AM1/14/10
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Maxx there's an island just out to sea near where you live, full of rich
women looking for holiday fun, keep swimming, you'll find it.

Maxx

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Jan 14, 2010, 1:44:31 PM1/14/10
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On Jan 14, 7:07 am, Greig Blanchett <gre...@nNzOrSfPu.AcMom> wrote:
> On Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:00:26 -0800 (PST),Maxx
>
> <sc...@executivemail.co.za> wrote:
>
> >> >Funny enough, it was during the Psychology degree that that my IQ was
> >> >Psychometrically tested to be 142. It was part of our course.
>
> >> How many times did they test? Once is not enough - usually the average
> >> of at least three tests is required, but the more taken within a short
> >> time span, the more accurate they are. That's if you believe in them
> >> at all. Ever read The Bell Curve?
>
> >It's not that serious mate.
>
> So why keep banging on about it?

I don't. You do.

> >How many times has yours been tested?
>
> Lots. And there are peaks and troughs as we expected.

Too embarrassed to share then?

> >> >The fact that genius level has been found to be 140+ is a mere
> >> >footnote.
>
> >> This must be your poorly calibrated South African measurement system.
> >> The Terman scale is the only commonly used scale to mention "genius"
> >> and that's for IQ's of 164+.
>
> >> You're a good two levels below that.
>
> >> More commonly, 142 would be called "moderately gifted". Hardly
> >> something to brag about. Although the Wechsler classification calls it
> >> "superior", so maybe that's where you got confused. And being a South
> >> African and all.
>
> >I guess you'll have to provide links to substantiate all that, as I
> >did that showed 140+ to be genius level.
>
> You either did Psych 101 or you didn't. I'm guessing you didn't.

Umm, this isn't America. Psych 1, 2 & 3. But I guess guesswork is
like that. Usually wrong.

You see Blanche, not everyone here has higher education (obviously),
let alone Psych. Hence, supply links when you make a claim.

> >Anyway, I don't care if I'm a "genius", "moderately gifted",
> >"superior", "very superior", or "in the top 1%" (135+,
> >http://www.extremeintellect.com/ei2009/IQ/historyiqtests.html).  All I
> >said was that my IQ was psychometrically tested to be 142.
>
> Again and again as if it meant something and as if you were proud of
> it. If you think an IQ test measures intelligence, then it must gall
> you to know that you're dumber than Sharon Stone, Richard Nixon and
> Dolph Lundgren.

Not at all. I would think they're highly intelligent.

> And 142 is certainly NOT in the top 1%.

Guess you didn't click the link then.

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