England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award
Bluey Crackersport
England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby
league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn't manage
when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations
tournament.
New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the
Kangalose in last years final.
Ausfailure failed to beat New Zealand at the Four nations tournament
but England showed that they were worthy of runner up status in an
emphatic win over the World Champion Kiwis last week.
"The World Cup is the pinnacle of this great game and these
tournaments are a great way to gauge who is entitled to be considered
runners up to New Zealand" said a cocky pom.
Ausfailure failed to beat New Zealand in the one off match 3 weeks ago
and have complained bitterly about their crap form ever since.
The Four nations final was played on Sunday morning and once more
Ausfailure was unable to beat New Zealand in the game.
Ausfailure has failed to beat New Zealand at full time in four of the
last four major finals.
"At least we are starting to show some consistency" said a source
close to the Kangalose.
In other news Ausfailure's Soccerlose were sweating on the prospect of
having to play New Zealand at the next Soccer World Cup after the 83rd
world ranked New Zealand soccer team performed a miracle on Saturday
night and are on their way to South Africa for the worlds biggest
sporting event.
New Zealand are not expected to win any games at the World Cup
tournament but this hasn't calmed the shattered nerves of Ausfailure's
losers.
Sources close to the Soccerlose indicated that they would be pushing
for an Aussie ref for all their games at the Cup.
And failing.
Again.
Bluey Crackersport
Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporter
www.crackersport.com
Qu0ll
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0/10 - not one of your better efforts Os. I was curious to see how you were
going to put spin on New Zeroland finishing last out of the recognised
league nations in this tournament and Ausfailure smashing the Poms by 30 in
the final to reclaim the best team in the world status.
It wasn't worth the wait.
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And loving it,
-Qu0ll (Rare, not extinct)
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Geraint Vincent
> "Bluey Crackersport" <ossiepwr...@spamawayexposures.co.nz> wrote in message
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> news:6av0g59gj4t3rflar...@4ax.com...
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> > England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby
> > league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn't manage
> > when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations
> > tournament.
> >
> >
> > Bluey Crackersport
> > Ausfailure's Number 1 Sports Reporter
> >www.crackersport.com
>
> 0/10 - not one of your better efforts Os. I was curious to see how you were
> going to put spin on New Zeroland finishing last out of the recognised
> league nations in this tournament and Ausfailure smashing the Poms by 30 in
> the final to reclaim the best team in the world status.
>
> It wasn't worth the wait.
Make that 5/10 - you replied. 10/10 when OPW's number two fan, yes,
the one that laps up his shit, adds their bit.
Oswald P Wrong
Wow, 15/10. Not bad for an old hack like me.
But guys, please stop fighting over me. I'm irrelevant, remember?
Of course Slippery John Qu0le revealing his anticipation for my every
word is nothing new, but it's nice to know that I still have solid
support from my gay and lesbian fanbase.
While I'm here can I ask that rabid OPW fans sending soiled undies to
me for signing cut back on the corn on the cob please.
That's my tip.
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